Zetsu was sitting down and looked bored, but answered Itachi's question, "Not too long. Just came to see what all the commotion was about." Kisame saw that he was going to have to explain, "Zetsu apparently could hear some of the shouts from his apartment and just came over when you left the room. We told him what's going on too, so he knows about her…predicament."
Understanding Kisame's explanation Itachi just nodded. Zetsu narrowed his eyes slightly before saying, "Why is she staring at me like that?" Everyone looked at her and sure enough, she was eyeballing him and grinning. Deidara chuckled, "Well, at least she's not sad about being a vampire anymore un."
"Tobi can't wait to see what she calls Zetsu sempai!" They all watched her wipe her eyes and leave Itachi to go to Zetsu. He just stared blankly at her as she sat on the floor in front of him and rested her head and hands on his lap. Sasori smirked, "Interesting approach on her part."
Zetsu looked at Sasori, "Is that it?" "The way all you've being carrying on, I was expecting something more dramatic." Itachi sighed, "Just wait for it." Zetsu was about to reply but he felt something moving around on his lap. He peered down and she was feeling all over his crotch with interest, "What is she doing?"
Her hand accidently brushed against the bulge in his pants and reached over and touched it again more firmly. Zetsu cocked an eyebrow in amusement as she looked from him to his pants and quickly shoved her hand in. Hidan groaned and plopped his forehead in his hand, "She just has to fucking touch it doesn't she?"
Zetsu couldn't help but smirk, even though he wasn't expecting this at all. Her eyes got wide with worry and pulled back her hand, "Oh no! Poor flower's wilted!" She scrambled to her feet and grabbed Zetsu's shoulder's, "Don't worry, I make it better!" then rushed into the kitchen.
They had a delayed reaction, but it finally came out a minute later in laughter. Even Kakuzu and Hidan were finally letting up. Hidan wiped his eyes, "You're fucking wilted!" Kakuzu mocked, "Well Zetsu, now there's an explanation when you can't get it up!"
"All of you fucking shut up!" Zetsu was about to curse at them more for teasing him but didn't when he felt something cool running down on his head. He glanced up to see her with a water bottle, pouring water on top of his head. Before he could react, she quickly went to his side and poured more water down his pants. "Flower all better now?" Kisame bit his lip, "Yes Zetsu, does the flower feel all better?" Deidara smirked, "Not wilted anymore are we un?" Zetsu just sat there and glared menacingly, "If all of you don't stop with these insults." "I will EAT you right here and now since I am hungry!"
Now they actually stopped on that evil threat even though it was VERY hard to do so. Zetsu let out a puff of air and noticed she was standing in front of him looking melancholy, "Flower don't feel better?" Uh-oh, her eyes are getting teary and he doesn't want her to cry; acting like this, she resembles Tobi too much.
He changed his gloomy continence and spoke softly, "No, I do feel much better thanks to you." "Really?" He nodded and next thing he knew, she was top of him in an instant. "You know I take it back. She's actually WORSE than Tobi, if that's possible un." Tobi frowned, "Does sempai think Tobi bad?"
Sasori made a face, "Where did that come from brat?" Deidara just shrugged, "I've been thinking about it for a while and it's true. She's acting more childish than Tobi and is actually worse than him un." Tobi jumped up and shouted, "TOBI A GOOD BOY!" then ran into his room.
Zetsu glared at Deidara, "Way to go bomber!" "I trust you'll have the initiative to go apologize and not force me to make you?" Deidara quickly stood up and followed suite without a word; you bet he knew! "Is lollipop sad?" He smirked, "Yes he is, but he'll be happy soon." She nodded and cuddled back against him.
Kakuzu glanced at Sasori, "How long until this ridiculous drug is worn off?" "It lasts a few hours, so I should say in the next….two or three hours." Hidan's head popped up, "Two or three fucking more hours! No drug should last that fucking long!" Sasori crossed his arms, "Where's the fun if all drugs were made to last only a short time. Besides, it just furthers my capacities in art."
Kisame nudged him, "I thought your puppets were your art." "I consider concocting new drugs a work of art too you know. The longer the drug lasts, the more difficult it is to make, thus enhancing my skills further as an artist." Zetsu looked thoughtful, "It makes sense I guess." Even Itachi nodded in agreement. Hidan just groaned while stretching, "Whatever, who fucking cares about that shit you call art anyway? No one fucking understands it, I sure as fuck don't." Sasori glared, "That's because you don't have the intelligence to understand." Hidan jumped up, "FUCKING SAY THAT AGAIN WIND-UP TOY!"
That made Sasori furious and he too jumped out of his seat from that insult, "No, YOU say that again impious priest!" "How dare you refer to me as being sinful to my lord! No one fucking disgraces Jashin in front of me!" Hidan lunged at Sasori and they both punched each other in the face. Kisame and Kakuzu were forced to pull them apart and attempted to stop their brawl.
Zetsu took this opportunity to head into the kitchen, bringing her along with him. "Why we come in here flower?" "It's too noisy in there." He sat down and pulled her closer so he could whisper in her ear, "I hate to say this but, water isn't going to stop me from wilting." She was about to complain but he shushed her, "There's only one way to keep me from it and you'll have to help me with it."
"What?" He just smirked and guided her hand down his pants, "Do you have an idea now?" She just pouted, "That's what the toy did too." That was an interesting piece of information he wasn't aware of. "I'm not going to force you, but I thought you cared about your flower?" She looked shocked, "I do!" "Then why not save me from withering away?"
She hugged him, "Don't go away, I'll help flower!" He couldn't believe how easy this was; Deidara was right, she is more naïve than Tobi. He knew he shouldn't do this to her but it's just too tempting. He pulled his member out as she withdrew the hug, "All you have to do is suck it." "Just like lollipop?" Another bit of info for him; he nodded and watched her go to her knees and stick it in her mouth.
She gently sucked what she could with that cute mouth and worked the base with her hand; he gripped her hair and sighed with pleasure from her task. He was surprised that Hidan and Sasori were still bickering loudly, but he didn't care, the only thing he cared about was the pleasure he was receiving.
After a few minutes of this, he reluctantly pushed her head away with a low moan. He pulled her up on his lap and nibbled her neck, which made her gasp. He quickly noticed a huge hickie, probably from Itachi or Sasori, but kept lightly sucking and biting her soft skin. She gripped his shoulders as he worked his up to devour her mouth. While he was doing that, he managed to get her lower garments off and made her straddle him.
He wanted to fuck her so bad and slowly impaled her on his throbbing erection. She groaned into his mouth and he held her tighter to keep her from pushing away. He reached under her cheeks and lifted her up, then back down with a thrust. These movements kept going at a steady pace until he couldn't take it anymore; he wanted to go faster.
He picked her up and laid her down on the table, then pounded into her. He once again had to silence her cries from kisses, but he was enjoying this immensely. He was glad the fight was still going on since the noise was drowning out the sounds from the kitchen. It wasn't too long before Zetsu groaned and she cried out in one another's mouths when they reached their orgasms.
They rested for a minute then Zetsu leaned back up and assisted her to put her clothes back on. "Aw come on un!" Zetsu glanced up and saw Deidara and Tobi, "What?" Deidara saw her flushed face and of course knew, "We EAT on that table Zetsu un!" Tobi smirked, "Zetsu sempai being a bad boy."
Zetsu grinned, "I'm not a bad boy Tobi. I was only a flower in need of help from the burden of withering away." "As far as the table goes, that's what soap and water was invented for!" Deidara rolled his eyes and Tobi just giggled. "Sempai so funny!" "Yeah, a real jokester un." He was about to get a drink when she bounced off the table and ran over to glomp him.
"You're a pretty dolly!" "Huh un?" Zetsu and Tobi laughed, "Such a touching display of affection." "Shut up Zetsu un!" Tobi twirled a strand of his hair, "Tobi does thinks Deidara sempai pretty." "KNOCK IT OFF UN!" She put a finger to his lips with a pout, "You hurting my ears dolly. Please don't shout anymore."
His eye twitched; why did he have to be referred to as some pretty doll….it has to be the hair! Deidara just grumbled and led her back into the other room; the fight finally stopped, but those two were still grumps. He tried to sit down on the couch but she wouldn't let him, "Sit on the floor!" "Why un?" "PLEASE?"
"FINE UN!" He plopped down on the floor with his arms crossed, just waiting for someone to tease him. She ran out the room but came back a second later with a hairbrush and starting brushing his hair. Itachi leaned over slightly, "She's obsessed with you I take it?" "Yeah un."
This wasn't bad at all, he let her brush his hair before when she wanted to. He liked having his hair brushed anyway; it felt nice when someone else did it….who was gentle doing it. It's just the fact she thinks he's a doll! "So she's done with Zetsu already and now on Deidara?" Deidara nodded from Kisame's question and focused back on his comfortable grooming.
"When's she going to fucking notice us?" Zetsu smirked at Hidan's impatience, "Are you by any chance jealous Hidan?" "What kind of fucking question is that? She's totally fucking ignoring me and Kakuzu!" Kisame grinned, "I take that as a yes."
Deidara loved the fact Hidan was jealous and hammed it up. She stopped brushing and began braiding his long, blonde hair. "Is she braiding my hair Danna un?" Sasori muttered, "Yes she is and it actually looks good." Sasori didn't know she was paying attention, but she smiled proudly, "Dolly looks so pretty doesn't he?"
Deidara's comfort zone was ruined now and his face turned red and grim. Sasori stroked one the braids with a faint smile, "I wouldn't say pretty Olivia. He simply looks stunning." That made Deidara's face turn an even more bright shade of red, even though he liked what his Danna said.
Itachi smirked, "Indeed Sasori. It just befitting for a doll." He emphasized the word doll and made Deidara turn his head to stare angrily at him. Hidan had to make it worse, "I knew you were a fucking barbie." "THAT'S IT UN!" Deidara jumped up to make and throw a small, clay bird at him.
Kakuzu got out the way just in time before it hit Hidan's shoulder and blew up. "YOU FUCKING PUSSY THAT FUCKING HURT!" Hidan clutched his bleeding shoulder grumbling and Deidara was about to make another work of his art until Sasori stopped him. Kakuzu growled and dragged Hidan away to work on his shoulder.
Sasori led Deidara by the hand to their room with Olivia right on their heels. Sasori looked him dead in the eye, "What have I told you about using bombs in the apartment Deidara?" Deidara averted his eyes and mumbled, "Not to un." "What did I also say I'd do if you disobeyed me?" "You'd….. punish me un." Sasori patted his head, "You at least remembered one thing, such a good boy. Olivia?" She was clutching Deidara the whole time with a frown, "Hmm?" "Your dolly has to be punished so I suggest you leave now unless you want to watch?"
She didn't say anything, so Sasori took that as a yes. He pulled her on Deidara's bed with somewhat difficult and made her sit down, "Don't move from this spot or the toy will get angry. You don't want that to happen do you?" She quickly shook her head no and hugged her knees.
Sasori got something out of his closet and pulled Deidara on his lap. "Danna, not that un!" Sasori grinned and yanked down his pants/boxers. He smacked that tight ass with the paddle, earning a low cry from the blonde. Sasori was forced to use his chakra threads to keep him from moving and whacked him again.
He kept paddling Deidara, who was whimpering and crying a little from the pain by this point, and kept going until he counted fifty; that should be enough. Deidara slide off Sasori's lap and shakily pulls his pants/boxers back up and rubbed his aching behind. Sasori put the paddle away and gently wiped the tears away from his lovers face.
"You know it pains me to punish you, but you can be such a brat." He kissed him tenderly on the lips and went to pull away but his lover wanted more. He had to force him to stop with his chakra threads, which made him frustrated, "Danna un!" "We'll have fun later. Besides, they might think we're taking advantage of her if we stay gone too long."
Deidara cocked his head in confusion then saw her; he totally forgot she was there observing his punishment. He held out a hand and she quickly took it, "Time for us to go back ok un." "K." While they went back in the other room, she kept stroking his hair and wanting to cuddle on the couch; that is, until Kakuzu came back in with Hidan.