Whew finally finished this! Sorry it has taken so long :( Bit of a long story, like...a really long story.

But to cut it short, my laptop got a virus (Don't watch Glee on Google children) and I took it into IT. They got rid of the virus and I got it back. THEN I opened it up and it started right clicking everything automatically all the time. I'd had the same issue at the beginning of the year too so I was pretty mad. So I handed it in, took the annoying spare again and frolicked off. Then I got the message saying it was fixed and went back to get it. Opened it up happily, it was STILL happening! So the same thing happened again, left it there, used the spare, went to pick it up. It was STILL RIGHT CLICKING! So I handed it in, froclicked with the spare, picked it up and guess what? IT WAS STILL RIGHT CLICKING! I was soooo mad by then! I'm getting it back tomorrow so if it's still doing it I will yell at the IT people, not even kidding! And amidst all of this I would like to point out that I had started the chapter and then I lost everything, my entire hard drive crashed so I've been trying to get motivated enough to redo it. But I did yaay! Albeit a bit late, sorry :( But it's here! Party!

Thanks to all my aweome watchers! Sariniste, Cagansara, Rootali, Geminigrl016, Lonewingwriter, CharNinja LOL, Animelvr, Fatcat97. You are amazing people, I love you so much for your support and patience! Love you all!

And without further ado (sorry about the long note) Enjoy the last chapter!

The five vampires and one human girl dressed as a vampire walked up to the grand castle. Orihime had to admit that it wasn't what she would have thought a vampire castle would look like. It was in the middle of a great field of yellow and pink wildflowers and slightly resembled the Disney castle with its pale pink brick walls and blue turrets. It wasn't even spooky with its brightly coloured fairy lights and plastic pumpkins with pink candles that glowed against the night sky.

"Are you sure this is a Vampire castle?" she asked Gin who had recovered and was now walking easily next to her.

"Positive!" he said happily. "It's in the style of the Disney castle from Los Angeles. Lord Aizen was absolutely smitten with it and had a replica made. There's also a carousel out the back and the It's a Small World ride."

"Where did he get those from? And where is this?" she continued.

"Oh we're in Sri Lanka," he told her with his trademark smile.

"S-Sri Lanka?" she gasped.

"Yup! Welcome to the green meadows of Sri Lanka!" he indicated the flowers and castle.

Orihime shook her head, it was clear that they were all on crack. And for some reason, it didn't bother her that much. They walked up to the door and Tosen rang the doorbell where a rather dead-sounding Ode to Joy tinkled through the bunny speakers above them. The door finally opened to reveal a giant behemoth of a man carrying a small dog and eating what appeared to be cookies in the shape of ghosts.

"Ulquiooorraaa," he greeted the pale vampire.

"Oi!" interjected Gin. "I'm the leader of this group; you're supposed to greet me first!"

"You know Yammy can't do that," sighed Grimmjow. "He can't say anyone else's name but Ulquiorra's. Which is weird cause it's the hardest of all of ours."

They all walked in, Orihime peering curiously up at the man with the dog as he glared back at her with his piggy eyes. Suddenly Ulquiorra raised his hand and hit it against the man's chest causing him to slide back and hit the wall.

"What was that for?" Yammy growled.

"You idiot if you had half a brain you would have figured it out," sighed Ulquiorra. "It's because it's fun to see you slide into that wall and get annoyed at me."

With that he walked off with his hands in his pockets.

"Don't worry about him," Nnoitra winked at Orihime. "Triangle man is just like that."

"If you call me that one more time I'll throw you off the top of the tallest tower," Ulquiorra called from in front.

"See?"

Orihime giggled and followed them through the many pink halls with heart-shaped statues and numerous paintings of a man with wavy brown hair and a white cat. She had to admit, the "Vampires" were not as dreary as she thought they would be. Then again, they were all on crack. Although she was starting to get the suspicion that this "Lord Aizen" fellow might be gay. They soon appeared in front of a set of giant, hot pink doors with shiny gold handles in the shape of kittens. Grimmjow went up and, with a great flourish, pushed them open to reveal a grand, pink, ballroom with glittering chandeliers and large floor-length windows across the opposite wall. It was filled with many people all with pale skin, glossy hair, and wearing glittery costumes. The group managed to walk in fairly unnoticed until a vampire with pink hair and glasses in a purple fairy costume sauntered up to them with a strange laugh.

"Oh ho ho, I see you found the girl then!" he exclaimed, clapping his hands together gleefully.

"Hi there Szayel," greeted Grimmjow. "Yup we sure did! Check her out."

The man named Szayel leaned down and looked at her with yellow eyes, "Hmm. Why has she got blood on her face? Nnoitra did you do something again?"

"What no!" the tall man exclaimed. "It's part of Vampire costume she wore for Halloween."

"Oh well in that case-" he broke off as suddenly the sound of trumpets echoed through the hall. He grinned at Orihime, "Get ready to meet your future husband."

She gulped and looked up at the grand staircase, the golden railings decorated with pink ribbons and bows. The pompous trumpets continued with a tune that sounded oddly like the theme to My Little Pony, something she hoped was not true. Then, at the top of the staircase, appeared a man. A man with wavy brown hair underneath a gold crown, and wearing white robes, giant purple butterfly wings, sparkly pink shoes, and a grand feather boa.

"Introducing his royal and most esteemed majesty, his Highness of the very Bitchy Curl, Lord Sosuke Aizen, ruler of the Vampiric Empire, in charge of destroying the Cullens, throwing parties, and giving out unreasonable taxes!" called out the announcer, a dark-skinned, bald man wearing what looked like a pink pumpkin with funny eye-shaped sequins on it.

Aizen descended the staircase, his hand lightly on the banister which had to jump over the ribbons on the banister so that they didn't fall off, which he had done once. He frolicked to the base of the stairs and gave a sweeping bow to his subjects.

"Welcome my fellow Vampires! As your esteemed, villainous, and extremely handsome Lord-soon-to-be-King, I welcome you all to the annual Halloween party and the celebration of my 500th Jubilee! Please enjoy the party and make sure you get those O Positive cookies before anyone else!"

Yup, definitely on crack, thought Orihime. Everyone clapped and cheered then went their own ways to either the dance floor which had struck up a couple of Disney songs, or to the food table. Aizen waltzed around to Once Upon a Dream, greeting a few of his subjects, and finally taking notice of the energetically waving Gin and Tosen.

"Aah Gin, Tosen, you're back!" he exclaimed, gliding over to them majestically. "Did you find my new Vampire Bride?"

"We certainly did!" said Grimmjow, jumping up and taking a pose with flying cats in the background.

"Tosen, cut off his arm if he does that again," Aizen ordered.

Tosen took his sword, "Yes sir."

"So where is she?" he continued.

Gin stepped aside as Ulquiorra pushed Orihime forward, "Lord Aizen, I present your bride to be: Orihime Inoue."

Aizen took one look at her, with the torn veil, ripped bride's gown, plastic fangs, and fake blood covering her face, and gave a very high-pitched scream that sounded like a girl's. Everyone turned to look at him, the band stopped their rendition of A Whole New World, and Yammy paused in the middle of stealing the O Positive cookies.

"What is THIS?" he shrieked.

Orihime put her hands on her hips, "Excuse me?"

"I told you to bring me a Vampire Bride that fits the requirements, not a deformed corpse!" he continued.

"Oh OK, now I'm mad!" said Orihime, pushing up the sleeves of her dress in a menacing manner.

Gin quickly pushed her aside, "Calm down Lord Aizen. She fits all the requirements; she's just dressing the part for Halloween. She's actually very pretty," he leaned over and murmured in her ear, "You are pretty aren't you?"

"I dunno, I've been on the cover of Vogue a couple of times and was stopped in the street by Orlando Bloom once, does that count?"

"Yeah that should do it." He straightened back up and smiled at Aizen. "She's honestly just in costume. You know silly humans, reading into things too much, like Vampires," he fluttered his hand to express his point.

"Hmm," Aizen frowned at her. "I suppose you're right. I mean she's not totally unfortunate looking. A bit of glitter, some makeup and a new wardrobe, she might do very nicely."

Orihime made a face, what a jerk.

"Alright then Gin! You have convinced me! Omihima Ino you shall be my Vampire Bride and rule the Vampiric world with me!" he exclaimed, making a pirouette.

"It's Orihime Inoue, at least learn my name!" pfft they were all so high on drugs it was ridiculous.

"Yes yes in good time my little O Positive cookie," he said good-naturedly. She rolled her eyes. "Now come up with me to the balcony, we shall make the announcement of our rule together!"

With that he flounced off and waved at the pink pumpkin who raised his trumpet and began to blow. A woman dressed as a sparkly shark raised her hands and began conducting the band that consisted of three girls dressed as a moose, a snake, and a reindeer, who continued the tune of My Little Pony. Orihime shook her head and followed her future husband up the staircase. She suddenly realised that she hadn't told her brother about this. Oh well! She could tell him tomorrow. He shouldn't be too angry. She'd bring him some of the cookies to make it up to him. Aizen took to a large platform covered in glitter and raised his hands over the crowd of vampires who stopped what they were doing and looked up at him.

"Ahem ahem!" he called out, stopping in front of a sparkly pink microphone. "Silence please, I have an announcement to make!" he pulled Orihime next to him and a spotlight fell on the two, followed by an orchestral Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. "My loyal subjects. As I have reached my year 500, it has come to my notice that I should become a great King of awesomeness and snack in-oh my apologies," Orihime glanced at him and frowned when she saw that he had written his speech on the palm of his hand, "I mean "act" in accordance to my subject's wishes. And to do this, I must find myself a Vampire Bride. And my people, I have indeed! Please welcome Omihima Ino, my new Vampire Bride!"

Everyone clapped loudly with a few wolf whistles in between as a group of angels singing hallelujah appeared followed by raining confetti and glitter. All except two angels who were crying loudly.

"Now I know she doesn't exactly look like bride material, but Lord Ichimaru tells me that she is actually very pretty and that Omihima here is dressing for Halloween. So we'll let it slide."

Orihime leaned over and put her mouth in front of the mic, "Actually it's Orihime Inoue-" she gasped in indignation as Aizen pushed her back and stood in the middle of the spotlight. Flashes appeared below as the vampires pulled out their cameras and phones to snap photos, Orihime also noticed a group of suspicious-looking paparazzi below. Aizen quickly moved her to his other side and struck a pose.

"My right is my best side, so you go on my left," he told her haughtily. She rolled her eyes. After 5 minutes of him posing, Aizen finally went back to the microphone and waved his hands regally. "Yes, yes, I am very handsome. You can take more photos later. Ahem," he looked at his hand again then turned back to everyone with a dazzling smile. "My Vampires, I see a glorious new future in front of us. One where we shall throw the grandest wedding in the history of weddings, and then the grandest coronation of my Kingship in the history of coronations of kingship. We shall travel all over the globe where we shall aim to destroy those sparkly Vampires descended from fairies on crack, and throw parties in between. And, most importantly, we will give out annoying and stupid taxes!" there was a loud cheer from the people below. Orihime frowned, the others had sounded like fun but the last one, not so much.

"Hang on a minute," she interjected. "I don't want to give out taxes."

There was a deadly silence (literally hahahaha…yes) as all eyes turned to Aizen in his butterfly-glory, which was, at that moment, looking slightly less glorified.

"What?" he asked quietly.

"I don't like taxes, let alone giving them. It doesn't sound like much fun to me," she shrugged nonchalantly.

Aizen blinked. "Heh give me a minute would you?" he quickly scurried away from her and down to staircase to where Gin, Tosen, Ulquiorra, Nnoitra and Grimmjow were cowering in a pack. "What's the meaning of this?" he hissed at them menacingly.

"Ahah whatever do you mean?" Gin asked nervously.

"I mean the fact that she doesn't like taxes! That was clearly on the requirement! I can't have a wife that doesn't like taxes!"

"Well you know, there were a lot of girls out there," goaded Tosen. "She fit the requirements the best."

"Oh none of those matter," snapped Aizen. "All that matters was the taxes one which you clearly didn't understand!"

"Well what are you going to do now my Lord?" asked Ulquiorra.

Aizen tapped his sparkly-heeled shoe against the floor, "There's nothing for it. I'm just going to have to send her back and get a new one by tomorrow."

"You're just gonna break up with her?" gasped Nnoitra.

"Well what other choice do I have, I can't have a wife that doesn't like taxes!"

"Yeah but-" began Grimmjow but Aizen interrupted him.

"No buts! Gin, do you have your phone and her number in it?"

"Yeah why?"

"Well I'm going to break up with her aren't I?" he said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Aah OK then why do you need my phone?" Gin continued, handing him his sparkly phone in the shape of Rangiku's head.

"Text! Ne duh!" Aizen rolled his eyes.

Gin stared at him with what eyes that could be seen, which was next to none, "You're gonna break up with her by text? Are you sure that's a good idea?"

Aizen glanced up at Orihime who was glaring down at her with her grey eyes, "Yes definitely! She scares me!" without further ado he began tapping the message out quickly into the phone and sent it.

"You've done it now," chuckled Grimmjow and Nnoitra evilly. Tosen raised his sword threateningly causing them to whimper and scuttle away.

Orihime sat tiredly against the railing, waiting for Aizen to stop his suspicious conversation with his subordinates. Suddenly she heard the song This is Halloween. She pulled her sparkly pink Barbie phone out of the folds of her wedding dress and flipped it open. She had a message! She loved getting messages!

Dearest Omihima,

Its com 2 my attention that we arent compatibl as hubbie and wifie. Sozzles, mayb l8r? hope 2 c u soon, u can let urself out. Xoxo The Almighty King of the Bitchy Curl Lord Sosuke Aizen 3 J

She stared at it with shaking hands her face turning red. Aizen smiled and turned to Gin.

"I think that went well don't you?"

"Aah," Gin pointed a shaking finger up to where Orihime was. her eyes had gone a scary shade of bright red.

She opened her mouth, "YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME BY TEXT?"

"Umm…"

"BAAASTAAAAAAAARD!" she screamed, pulling out a frying pan from the middle of nowhere and brandishing it at him.

"OK now, calm down. It's a natural course of life," Aizen soothed.

"RAAR!" she yelled. She jumped off the balcony to stand in front of Aizen, holding the weapon threateningly.

"Now see here Omihima," he cautioned putting his hands out in front of him defensively.

She roared again. The last thing Aizen remembered was seeing a pair of red eyes glaring at him, and hearing a loud clang of metal before everything went black.

The room was dark, all the lights had gone out and all that could be seen was a mass of bodies lying on the floor. Aizen rolled over and looked at Gin who was wincing from multiple frying pan bruises.

"Gin," he croaked. "I've decided. I don't want a Vampire Bride anymore."

"Good plan sir," Gin replied groggily.

"Tosen?" Aizen turned and looked at his third-hand man. "How would you like to be a Vampire Groom?"

Whew hope that was worth the wait! Happy Halloween my lovelies! I'll probably be doing a Christmas one, but considering my time schedule at the moment it really depends. But stay tuned anyways and hopefully I'll actually get it done. They'll probably be Oneshots anyway :)

Thanks again! I love you all! *hugs* -Cerice