Sasori put the tape in and pressed play before sitting back down on the couch. When the screen came on, it read, 'Inscrutable Response.' That's a catchy title. 'Starring: Olivia.' What the…? 'Produced by: Sasori,' 'Guest stars: Sasori, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Tobi, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and Hidan.'

I gapped at Sasori but he just turned my head back to face the TV, "Just watch." When the others saw the credits they moved closer until everyone was crowded around the TV. It started with me in the kitchen drinking the drink and Deidara coming in then asking if I drank it, etc. Itachi became intrigued and stared blankly at Deidara, "So this drug was really meant for me hmm?"

Deidara's face paled and changed the subject, "You videotaped since the beginning Danna un?" "Tobi thought you didn't know about it." Sasori just smirked and didn't respond. I fell down in the doorway and thankfully Deidara was there to catch me. That's when I blacked out. It just kept going and I started laughing like crazy when I saw myself licking Tobi's mask, thinking he was a lollipop.

I wasn't the only one who laughed, some of the others never got to see that. Tobi led me into the bedroom. This was just like a movie and zoomed in on the characters and everything; is there anything Sasori can't do? Huh….what did Tobi say? My eyes got big and just went wider as I watched myself giving Tobi a blowjob.

When the scene was over, I took the remote and paused it. "Tobi!" Deidara and Kisame's mouths dropped, "I thought you actually gave her some candy un!" Everyone else was surprised as well; Zetsu pulled him onto his lap, "My little, manipulative Tobi." "Making her believe it's a lollipop; that's too funny."

Tobi just grinned wide under his mask and giggled. I couldn't believe he did that, but it was really funny anyway. PLAY. My head was under Kisame's shirt feeling him and then called him a pretty fishy. "Awww, that's cute." I glanced over at Kisame and he just smirked; he must've liked the attention.

I listened closely to Deidara and Sasori's explanation on the tape until they was through. PAUSE. "So, this drug was really meant to react to male hormones but since I took it…..it reacted totally off the wall then?" "Yes un." "It's interesting that I ended up talking like Tobi and I guess you can say, reverted back to a childhood phase."

PLAY. Hidan fell over laughing and insulted Kisame. PAUSE. I reached over and slapped his leg, "Kisame's NOT ugly Hidan! How could you say that to him?" Hidan rubbed the spot I hit and was about to respond but Kakuzu covered his mouth to keep him quiet. Hidan didn't really resist since he knew he was in trouble with me; he knew I didn't like it when someone makes fun of Kisame's appearance.

Kisame's a little insecure about his looks but hid it very well. It just pisses me off when someone gets picked on just because they look or seem different, it's not funny at all; I should know. PLAY. My mood changed for the better when I kissed Kisame and then kicked Hidan in his shin to go back to my pretty fishy.

"That's so cute." I watched until "Where the pull cord or wind-up knob to make it go." Uh-Oh. I scooted away some from Sasori and warily looked at him. His face grew dark from the toy reference and then glared at me from the 'he's a real boy' comment. I'm surprised he didn't get vengeance on me…spoke too soon.

He was straddling and seducing me after forcing me into it. I tried to stop the tape but he snatched the remote from me. This was weird watching yourself have sex, even more so when these other guys are watching too! When that part was over, PAUSE. Deidara had the remote. "Danna, you promised me that you wouldn't do anything you'd regret un!" Sasori just smirked, "I kept my promise Deidara. I don't regret a thing." "That's just wrong un!" I took the remote and pressed PLAY. Hmm, Itachi's a vampire; I can see that. He apparently was playing along with the idea, saying I found out his secret and was going to turn me. I started to cry when he attacked my neck. I could not take my eyes off this, is that a hickie? PAUSE.

I had to stare at Itachi, "Someone has a more sense of humor than I thought. I bet you enjoyed that." He gave me a faint smile, "That may be." I got up and went to the bathroom; sure enough, there was a huge hickie on my neck. I went back and sat back down, "Left a big enough hickie didn't you?" He tried to hide a smile, but I actually managed to catch it before it left his face.

PLAY. I tried to choke back from laughing too much from Zetsu being my pretty flower and pouring water on his head and down his pants. Deidara made Tobi cry, then had to follow to apologize. Concocting drugs are considered art to Sasori besides his puppets. Hidan and Sasori got into a fight then Zetsu went into the kitchen with me.

This time, my jaw dropped on the kitchen scene. Saving the flower by a blowjob, riding him, and then fucked on the table. PAUSE. "You guys love taking advantage of me don't you?" Zetsu simply said, "It's hard not to." "Zetsu sempai does have a point Olivee." I locked eyes with Tobi but just shook my head with a grin; these guys are terrible.

PLAY. "Deidara's my dolly!" Deidara grumpily slumped down in his seat and I reached over to tap his shoulder. "I'm not making fun of you Dei. I do think you're pretty." He gave me a faint smirk and twirled a strand of his blonde hair with a finger.

Whoa! Sasori has a paddle? Poor Dei, I know that had to hurt. I'll have to make sure not to tick Sasori off or he might use that thing on me next. Eyes were still glued to the TV and I had to break the silence at one particular scene, "My scarecrow Kakuzu made me cry." He glowered over at me and I tried to hide my smile, but it didn't work out too well. The mood quickly changed to laughter when I said Hidan was ugly. "At least now I understand what you were going on about earlier."

Hidan made a face and we went back to the TV. He tried to get me in bed by force but it was interrupted. Kakuzu punched him in the nose for the remark he made. "That explains what happened to his nose." After that spat between those two was done, PAUSE. "Hidan?"

"Hmm?" "I hope you learned your lesson; that is considered rape." He just pierced his lips but didn't say anything. The movie ended right after that and I turned the TV off. "Hey Sasori?" "What?" "Do you have cameras in every room of this apartment or what?" He stood up with a grin and left the room, giving me no answer.

I let out a small sigh, "I'm beginning to think he's making videos of all us." Deidara scooted closer to me murmuring, "I believe he's been doing it too, but I haven't found any tapes yet though un." "I'll help you look next time, because now I'm going to feel like I'm being watched."

Kakuzu interrupted our little conversation by taking my hand and leading me out the room. He led me into his bedroom and towered over me, "When are you going to show me some affection today hmm?" I bet he was feeling a little neglected from these events, can't say I blame him. I hugged him firmly and felt him stroking my hair.

"Hey!" Hidan came in and shut the door. "Can't I get in on the fucking moment?" I was still angry with him, "Not until you apologize to Kisame." "WHAT!" "You're not getting any affection or sex from me until you do it." Hidan was about to have a cursing and yelling fit, but the glares from both his lovers made him shut up.

He groaned with frustration and stomped out the room with his fists balled up. He came back a minute later with a confused Kisame and mumbled, "I'm sorry." He glanced at me to see if that was ok; I raised an eyebrow, "Say it loud enough for Kisame to hear you Hidan."

He choked back a curse and said louder, "I'm sorry I called you ugly!" I nodded in approval and Kisame seemed to agree. "Am I fucking done?" Kisame chuckled before leaving; "Now you just need to stop the fish puns." Hidan was going to curse at him but instead asked me, "Can I have a fucking hug now?"

I went and hugged him to show he's forgiven. Kakuzu snaked his arms around my waist and Hidan grinned evilly, "We're going to fuck now right?" I made a face in a 'don't feel like it' but Kakuzu suddenly nibbling on my neck was changing my mind, so I nodded yes. "FUCK YES!"

Hidan pretty much attacked my mouth with a searing kiss and quickly plunged his tongue in. He's moving a little fast for my liking, so I ended up nibbling and sucking on his tongue. He moaned with pleasure then slowly pulled away to bite my neck.

Kakuzu turned my head to envelop my lips with his in a VERY passionate kiss. I lightly whimpered from this delightful kiss and started to pull his shirt up. He smirked when he withdrew and all three of us stripped each other's clothes off.

Kakuzu held me on the bed with my back against his chest as his hands were fondling my breasts and his mouth sucking my neck again. Hidan took hold of my thighs and brought his mouth between my legs to lick and suck my clit robustly. I tried to hold back from moaning loudly while they bestowed upon me extreme pleasure.

I fidgeted uncontrollably as I felt my clitoral orgasm drawing near and Kakuzu silenced my, no longer held back, moans with his lips and tongue. Our mouths locked into an epic tongue fest and I softly cried out in his mouth while gripping his thighs when Hidan sent me over the edge in bliss.

My body trembled with satisfaction and Hidan stopped with a smug look on his face. He crept over and whispered something in Kakuzu's ear. Kakuzu chuckled lightly, "Sounds good to me." "Huh?" Hidan grabbed me around the waist, "Get on all fours." Ok, I shifted to where I was in that position and Hidan stood next to the bed.

Kakuzu maneuvered my hips further upward and slowly penetrated me from behind. We both groaned in delight and Hidan held my face and brought it towards his fully erected cock. Now I see; this is different. He slid his cock inside my mouth and Kakuzu began thrusting into me, making me unwillingly bob my head back and forth on Hidan's cock.

"Oh Jashin, that fucking feels good!" Hidan gripped my hair and tried to resist from pumping into my mouth himself. This felt so good and I couldn't seem to stop myself from constantly moaning, neither could Kakuzu or Hidan. Kakuzu pounded harder and groaned loudly; keeping a tight hold on my hips. Hidan lost control and began thrusting, making me deep throat him and slightly gagging. It seemed the fun would never end even though my mouth was getting tired, Kakuzu suddenly reluctantly stopped and disengaged, then switched places with Hidan.

I rested my jaw for a minute before placing Kakuzu's huge, pulsating cock within my mouth. He quickly gripped my hair groaning, "I want you suck it and savor your own fluids." I complied and tasted my own juices while also pleasuring him before Hidan got impatient and entered me with a quick thrust.

The sudden impact made me jerk forward and almost choke on Kakuzu's cock. I tried to pull back to get out of that contact from the back of my throat but easier said than done. Hidan just pounded me hard and fast, so I couldn't withdraw. With every contact I ended up gagging with tears streaming down my face and pushed on Kakuzu's thigh for him to scoot away.

Thankfully, he fulfilled my wish and took a slight step back. Now I feel better. Kakuzu held my head with his hands and began his thrusting movements. I can't much more and Kakuzu made it worse. I felt something smooth wrap around my nipples and go between my legs.

I groaned noisily as my pleasure increased tenfold from his threads squeezing and rubbing against me. I ended up rolling my eyes back when I reached my orgasm henceforth and moaned stridently. "J..Jashin!" Hidan slammed a few more times before shooting into me with his seed and Kakuzu growled when he couldn't his orgasm back any longer and filled my mouth with his cum.

Hidan had already slowly pulled out and plopped down. There was way too much cum and it started oozing out the corners of my mouth. Kakuzu just kept holding my face and then murmured, "Why don't you swallow?" I shook my head no, it's too much!

He chuckled at my stubbornness and slowly withdrew himself, "Don't let it spill now." What is he up to? Hidan pounced over and plunged his tongue inside my mouth, devouring the majority of Kakuzu's cum greedily.

He pulled back with a lustful grin and Kakuzu leaned down to lick the corners of my mouth clean and lapped up any excess before disengaging the kiss with a smirk, "Is that better?" I smiled, "Mmmhmm." We sprawled out across the bed and rested from our fascinating love making.

"Not bad for a scarecrow hmm?" I choked back a laugh as I looked up at Kakuzu with a smile, "Absolutely the best one ever!" Hidan yawned and wrapped an arm around my waist, "At least he's not fucking ugly." "Don't start that again! You're sexy Hidan and you know it." He smirked, "I fucking know that, I just wanted to hear you say it again." I shook my head and nuzzled against Kakuzu's shoulder. He started to stroke my hair, "I hope you've learned your lesson today."

I muttered in full agreement, "Note to self: NEVER drink something that's out in the open again." Unless you trick someone else to do it and let them get drugged instead; I'll keep that thought to myself.

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