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"Remus, REMUS! It pooped!" screeched James frantically, running up to Remus in panic.

"Yes James, babies do poop," Remus answered, amused.

"But it's not real.. It shouldn't poop. It doesn't have a digestive system!"

"Yeah well the teachers have magic on it remember?"

"I tried to scourgify it but it didn't work," James shouted.

"Do you ever listen, James? We can't use magic on it. We have to do it the muggle way."

Sirius burst into the room looking petrified.

"What's up?" asked Remus.

"I think... I lost the baby!"

"How did you lose it?" James asked, trying not to laugh.

"I was.. umm... I was in the common room and this girl walked past and I got distracted because of her legs! They were just so long, you know? And the way she was walking.. mmm. Her legs were so smooth looki-"

"Sirius, back to the baby..." Remus urged.

"Right, the baby. So I was busy staring after this beautiful girl and I completely forgot about the baby. I followed her down to the great hall where she met up with her Slytherin boyfriend so I got all angry and noticed Lily and Narcissa arguing about their baby! I then noticed I'd left my baby upstairs and when I ran back to get it, it was gone!" Sirius said, flopping down on the bed.

"When me and Lily have a baby, remind me not to let you baby-sit," James said.

"Aw, why not?" Sirius whined.

"Because firstly, James and Lily won't ever have a baby together because she hates his guts," Remus said, putting his hand up to James's mouth to stop him protesting. "And secondly, you just lost a fake baby. Merlin knows what you'll be like with a real one if a pretty girl walks past."

"You're the one to talk, where's your baby?" Sirius questioned. Remus sighed.

"It pooped," said James. "I'm not cleaning it up. That's mummy's job," he said looking pointedly at Remus. It took Remus a second until he realised what James had meant.

"I'm not the mummy!" Remus protested.

"Yes you are," James said.

"No I'm not. You named him!"

"And you're the one who knows all about babies!"

"That doesn't make me the mummy!"

"Both of you shut up!" shouted Sirius. They both went quiet and looked at him. "I have a headache," he whined. "And, if you need a solution, do what Frank and I did with our baby when it pooped."

"What did you do?" asked James

"We sat it on the toilet all day," Sirius said happily.

"All day?" Remus asked.

"Well it fell in the toilet twice but it wasn't badly damaged."

"Sirius!"

"What? I'm not planning on having children so why should I care?"

"Whatever. Do you think the teachers have nappies?"

"You are a genius Remus," said James, grabbing his hand and pulling him towards the door. "We'll be back soon Sirius."

"Bye."

As James and Remus opened the door, they stopped as something was lying on the floor. It was a baby who had Frank's exact hair colour, with Sirius's grey eyes.

"Aww, it looks like you!" squealed Remus happily.

"And you say you're not the mummy," muttered James. Remus ignored him.

"There's a note," Remus said. He picked it up and read it aloud for Sirius to hear.

"Dear Sirius,

I can't believe you left our baby in the common room! I couldn't find you but I'm leaving it with you today since you never do anything to help out. Good luck. Frank"

"Damn you Frank!" yelled Sirius, though there was no way Frank would be able to hear him. "And you two.. don't you leave your baby in here while you go searching for nappies. I won't be looking after it."

"Him, Sirius. Our baby is a boy, not an 'it'. His name is Harry," James said.

"Harry what? Harry Potter or Harry Lupin?" Sirius asked. James and Remus looked at each other.

"We just call him Harry. It's not like me and Remus are married or anything," James said, blushing.

"Let's just clean him up and take him downstairs.. Look he didn't get the poop on the bed," Remus said, peering over. "...But he got it on Peter's favourite pyjamas."

"He did?" James asked. "That's a good boy!" Sirius sniggered.

"Well you can be the one explaining that to Peter," Remus said. "And James?"

"What?"

"I had to clean up his puke last night so it's your turn now. Go into the bathroom... A little quicker than that! Yes, go and grab some tissue and clean him up."

"He is such a terrible parent," commented Sirius, as he watched James clean up the baby. Remus raised his eyebrows.

"Look who's talking," he said grinning.

"Just because I lost my baby and it fell down the toilet a few times! Look," Sirius said, walking up to pick up his baby. It immediately started crying as soon it saw who was holding him. "Wow, it does have my beautiful eyes!"

"Ugh Sirius get over yourself, you don't have beautiful eyes... I do!" said James who was now holding a clean baby Harry.

"No you don't! Mine are grey," said Sirius.

"Well mine are Hazel!"

"Exactly, mine are better!"

"I like my baby's eyes," commented James, looking down at Harry. "They're beautiful."

"Let's see," said Remus, coming closer.

"They're Remus's eyes!" shouted Sirius, looking from the baby to Remus.

"They are?" asked James.

"Well thankyou for saying I have beautiful eyes," said Remus, grinning.

"Well uh.. they're.. y'know.. just a nice colour," James mumbled, slurring his words.

"Thanks," said Remus.

"So the babies look like the parents then?" Sirius asked. "My poor baby! What if it looks like Frank?"

"Count yourself lucky, at least you don't have Snivelly as a partner," said James, grimacing. Sirius retched.

"What feature does Harry have of you James?" asked Remus, who was now holding Harry.

"I think he has my hair. See how messy it is?"

"It has your big head too," Sirius said, receiving a slap from Remus.

"My baby doesn't have James's big head!"

"I don't have a big head!" shouted James defensively.

"REMUS! You slapped me!" complained Sirius.

"Yes, I did."

"Why?"

"You insulted my baby!"

"Ok, sorry. Right, I'm just taking this downstairs to try and offload on someone else," Sirius said, walking towards the door. Remus rolled his eyes at the fact he called his baby 'this'. "So, I can get you guys some nappies if you want..."

"Thanks Sirius," said Remus.

"See you guys later... If I run in to Peter, I'll make sure to tell him that you let your baby poop on his pyjamas," Sirius said with a grin.

"DON'T," shouted James.

"Buh-bye now," replied Sirius, edging out the door and closing it behind him.

"He is such a disaster," said James. Remus nodded in agreement and they both fell into laughter. After a minute, Harry began crying. They sighed as their small moment of peace was over.

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