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"Moony?"

"Mmm hmm?"

"Wake up."

"No."

"WAKE UP!"

"Nah."

Thump.

"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" Remus asked angrily, rounding on Sirius.

"You weren't listening to me!" Sirius pouted.

"So what? Nobody ever does listen to you!"

"Rem! This is what I wanted to talk to you about," Sirius said, flopping down onto his bed.

"What did you want to talk to me about?" asked Remus, coming to sit next to him.

"You guys... I don't know... you just seem to be..." Sirius sighed. "Some of the things you say to me... recently, it's been getting to me."

"What do you mean by that?" asked Remus. "Do you mean how we were hiding from you the other night?"

"Yeah, that," said Sirius. "And you guys say things to me as a joke, but sometimes I can't take it as a joke."

"Aww Sirius," said Remus. "I'm sorry! I didn't know you were upset about it. Honestly, I don't mean any of the things I say to you!"

"Then why do you say them?"

"Because you annoy us! And we want to annoy you back, so we insult you. I'm sorry. I won't do it again, I promise," Remus said with a smile.

"Thanks," said Sirius. "I know I can be a bit stupid sometimes... but I can't help it! It's just me!"

"Yeah, and we love you for that. Don't worry."

Sirius grinned and Remus laughed.

"Where are James and Peter, anyway?" asked Remus.

"They went down to take the babies for an inspection," Sirius said.

"Where's Neville?"

"Frank took him. I can't wait till this baby thing is over, you know?"

"I know, same here," said Remus.

"I don't reckon I'll win," said Sirius disappointedly. "You might, though."

"No... somehow I don't think a headless baby will be the winner," said Remus, smiling. "But I don't think we'll win either."

"You never know. How long is it we have left, anyway?"

"They announce the winners tomorrow," said Remus. "Then I can have James all to myself," he added, with a grin. Sirius shook his head.

"Yeah... well... as long as you get a room this time," he said. "I don't want a show like before."

"Hey! I didn't want you guys to see it! James jumped on me!"

"But you kissed back," Sirius said, winking. Remus blushed.

"Do you like anyone?" he asked.

"Of course I do," said Sirius. "I like you. I like James and Peter and Frank. I like Lily, Alice, Mary-"

"-You know what I mean," Remus said impatiently.

"Marlene," said Sirius, licking his lips.

"You do know she's going out with Michael Applebee?" Remus asked.

"She is?" Sirius said faintly. "Oh well. There's Kate Peterson in Ravenclaw. I heard that she wants to kiss me."

"Sirius," said Remus. "Every girl in the school wants to kiss you."

"I know," said Sirius with a smug grin. "It's great. You jealous?"

"Nope. I have James," said Remus.

"It's not the same," Sirius said. "Unless James has a pair of DD breasts..."

"He most certainly does not!" Remus shouted.

The door opened, and in walked Peter and Frank.

"Hey Sirius," said Frank. "I just wanted to return Neville to you."

"I'm not having him," said Sirius bluntly. "I've had to look after him for nearly the entire week."

"So what?"

"So... I can't deal with him right now. I have other priorities!"

"And so do I!" shouted Frank.

"Oh yeah... like what?"

"None of your business," said Frank. Sirius stood up abruptly and started pushing Frank back towards the door.

"Goodbye Frank. Have a nice day with Neville. Oh and be careful by the way... when you feed him, you have to make sure you hold his head in place – otherwise it'll fall off!" he slammed the door in Franks face.

"Hey Pete," said Remus, trying to change the subject.

"Hiya," said Peter.

"You seen James anywhere?"

"Yeah... he's eating breakfast."

"Right... I'm going to see James," said Remus, heading for the bathroom to have a shower.

"Oooh!" said Sirius. "Going to see James in the shower?"

"REMUS! I had no idea you were so kinky!" laughed Peter.

"Shut up," Remus said, blushing madly and closing the door.

When he finished showering, he rushed downstairs to the Great Hall, where he found James sitting alone, feeding Harry.

"Hi," Remus said, sitting down next to him and smiling at him.

"Oh, hey there," James replied with a grin. "Harry aced the inspection again."

"That's great," said Remus. He almost jumped when he felt James' hand brush against his under the table. His breath caught in his throat and he laced his fingers through James', looking up into his hazel eyes.

"I don't know how I didn't realise my feelings sooner," James said softly. "I must've been crazy."

"Same," Remus said, smiling. "Hey, by the way, I think we should lay off Sirius a bit with the insults."

"Eh, why?"

"He's been getting a bit upset," Remus whispered. "I promised him I wouldn't insult him any more."

"Ah no... that takes the fun out of everything!" complained James.

"Well," Remus said quietly. "You can have fun with me."

"Wow Rem... check you out! Acting all sexy," he licked his lips. "I like it."

"I'm glad you like it," Remus said with a shy smile.

"Hey, how about this? When we give Harry back tomorrow, you and I can spend some alone time together... in the dorm...did I mention we'd be alone?"

"You may have mentioned it," Remus replied. "I can't wait."

"Me neither. But how will we get rid of Sirius?"

"Easy," said Remus. "Just tell him Kate Peterson's looking for him."

"Ah yeah. Girls. His weakness."

"What's your weakness?" asked Remus.

"You're my weakness," James winked. Remus felt his cheeks growing hotter again. He was about to answer, when Harry began crying.

"You ruin everything," moaned Remus, picking up the baby and sticking the bottle in his mouth.

"What were you going to say?" asked James.

"Nothing," muttered Remus.

"Oh, c'mon," said James with a grin. "You can tell me."

"Fine... well... my weakness is kissing you," Remus said.

"Well," said James. "Come here!" he leaned forward to kiss Remus, who pushed him away.

"Not in here!" he hissed. "People would see!"

"And?" asked James. "Are you ashamed?"

"No," said Remus. "I just... well... oh, fine."

"Good. Now, come here," James said for a second time, meeting Remus' lips for a kiss that startled the Great Hall into silence. All heads seemed to be watching them as their tongues roamed each others mouths and their hands moved over each others bodies. When they finally broke apart, the silence lingered in the room.

"Oh c'mon! Why so glum? Aren't you glad they're the gay ones, so now you all have Sirius to yourselves?" said Sirius from the doorway. Most of the girls in the room turned their attention to Sirius, and a lot them were making their way over to him. He winked at Remus and James, and then made a dash out the door, leaving them sitting there laughing.

"God, he's crazy."

"Tell me about it."

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