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"But now there's nowhere to hide,
Since you pushed my love aside,
I'm out of my head,
Hopelessly devoted to you,
Hopelessly devoted to you,
Hopelessly devoted to yoooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu"

"Okkkkaaayyy.. a big round of applause for John and that ahhh.. very interesting rendition of Hopelessly Devoted to You" the matradee announced through one of the microphones on the brightly lit stage. "next up is.. Kara with Lily Allen's hit 'Smile" he continued as an amazingly stunning brunette took to the stage, wearing a tight yellow and black polka dot skirt matched with a blue off the shoulder singlet.

"When you first left me I was wanting more" she began
"But you were fucking that girl next door, what cha do that for (what cha do that for)
When you first left me I didn't know what to say…."

The hens party had finally ended up at the newly opened karaoke bar, with majority of the party goers more than definitely drunk. Thankfully Lauren had thought to plan ahead of time and had reserved five large tables for the night, making sure that she pre warmed them of how 'chirpy' they would be by the time they arrived.

The club had taken it upon themselves to decorate the tables for the party, so when we arrived, we were greeted with five very over the top tables, each consisting of a hot pink table cloth and other nick nacks. I laughed as we got closer to the main table, situated up the front of the room right in the centre that had been reserved strictly for the bridal party. In the centre of the table on top of the hot pink table cloth a vase was situated. The vase had been filled with jello, feathers, whistles, ribbons, condoms and a few other oddly shaped items.

While the sight of the tables alone was more than enough to send me into a fit of hysterics (it my have also had something to do with the enormous amount of alcohol I had consumed at the previous three bars), but it wasn't until I notice the small balloons strung around the table cloth.

"OH.. MY.. GOD.." I said breathing between each word "are.. they.. what.. I.. think.. they are?" I finished, almost certain that I was completely red in the face, pointing towards the table.

"OH my god. They strung penis's all around the table!" Angela & I squealed together in a drunken tone as she bumped into me.

Our laughter was just dying down, when we both caught a glimpse of Angela's mothers face. Shock, horror then complete mortification all in one look crossed over her face. That was more than enough to send us into another set of hysterics. Situating ourselves around the table.. we all chorused together "margaritaaaaaaaaaas", signaling to the waiter that we were more than ready for our first round (albeit not for the night)

If I was going to get up and do what Angela has requested, I definitely need more alcohol, if not for courage then at least for an excuse as to why it was as bad as it was going to be.

FLASHBACK

"Ok Ladiiiieeeessss.." Lauren squealed over the microphone "first stop… RRRRRaaaaMONEESSS" she finished rolling the 'r'. The party bus pulled up alongside the curb of our first so called "hot spot'. Lauren had organized for a party bus to pick us up from our hotel and take us to each bar, with our final destination being Vibes. I was looking forward to tonight, I had, had a few pre drinks with Angela to calm her nerves, cleaning out her mini bar off all its vodka and tequila. So needless to say we were already in fine spirits when we were called to board the bus.

"Okayyyyyyyyyyy…" Lauren squealed to get everyone's attention "Now before we get off the bus, I have these for the bridal party" Lauren jumped up and down holding out various sashes, each reading something different. My nice lovely bright pink sash was embroidered with 'Maid of Honor' in bold hot pink lettering across the front, outlined with silver glittering. It really didn't match the dress I was wearing. When I had told Renee of Angela's invitation to be in her bridal party, she had insisted that we go shopping straight away, to make sure that I was prepared wardrobe wise for any event I had to attend to fulfill my duties.

Renee has picked out many cocktail dresses from me, but I only really settled on one, the one I had decided to wear tonight. It was a strapless ocean blue dress, it had a ruffle that flowed from the left side accompanied with a belt that started below my breasts and fell open just above my knee. I had finished my ensemble off with a pair of black pumps. Oh yeah the hot pink sash definitely did not go with my dress, and definitely made me stand out a little more than I wanted to. Well that and the feather boa and flashing cocktail glass.

We had been in the bar for a little over half an hour, when I noticed Lauren giving me a sly nod, hopefully going unnoticed by the group of ladies who had come out to celebrate Angela's last night of freedom. I gave a short small nod back in acknowledgement, grabbing Angela's hand and whisking her off towards the dance floor, making her sit on a beautifully, if not albeit strangely decorated chair.

"whhh.. What's going on?" she asked a little confused

"Nothing.. you need to stress about" I said with a smug smile on my face as I placed a black lace blindfold over her eyes. Just as I had the blind fold securely over Angela's eyes, the theme to the Full Monty came on over the loud speakers.

"please.. dear god tell me you guys didn't get me a stripper?" Angela squealed trying to remove her blind fold.

"uhah, you new this was coming.. now leave that blind fold on until I say so" I said placing my hand over hers, making my move to stop her from removing the blind fold before it absolutely need to.

I looked up and noticed through the growing crowd of our party, the most exquisitely tanned man I had seen in a long time, sultry walking towards where I was holding Angela in place. The stripper.. I presumed, was dressed as a navy seal and while he tried to get the crowd pumped for what we were about to bestow upon the bride to be, I took my chance to really admire his uniform. I watched as he clapped his hands loudly above his head, pumping the crowd of party goers into a frenzy, noticing just how tightly his uniform clung to his lightly bronzed muscles, it was then that noticed his whole uniform clung really tightly to the rest of his body too. I turned my head away as I blushed my usual crimson color. It was then that the stripper decided to make his way over to Angela and myself, satisfied that all the ladies in attendance were more than pleasantly happy with his pre warm up routine.

I wasn't quite quick enough to moved, the stripper deciding to make it a double show, wrapping a strong bronzed arm around my waist pulling me in front of him, to the loud cheers of the crowd, all the while removing Angela's blind fold and placing himself on her lap ready to give her a lap dance.

I think the alcohol was definitely getting to my head, as I played along, swaying my hips along with the stripper. After a minute or so of dancing, he spun me around so that I was now face to face with him, grabbing my hands and pulling them towards his still clothed chest, dragging them up and down his body. Playing along, I brought my hands up to the top of his shirt and curled my fingers around the collar of his uniform, running my other hand around his neck. He looked and me surprised and excited, it was then that I decided I had, had my fun and it was time to let Angela have all the attention.

I ran my hands slowly down his chest and stopped at the waist of his pants, I beginning to run my hands underneath his shirt, lifting it up slowly as I went. He just looked at me as I whipped the top over his head and flung it into the crowd, he glanced to where I had thrown the top and I took this as my chance to remove myself from the little dance and allow Angela to have him all to herself.

I giggled to myself as I walked over to where Lauren and the other bridesmaids were, picking up my cocktail and joining in on the wolf whistles and cat calls being thrown towards Angela as the stripper removed his pants, grabbing Angela's hands this time to rub along his thighs.

Lauren signaled that she wanted myself and the other bridesmaids to follow her. Obligingly we did.

"Now, while the rest of the group are.. entertained" Lauren began.. Looking past us and back to the party, "I thought I would fill you guys in on tonight's events.. Since the maid of honor hasn't organized anything and I had to take it upon myself" she threw in giving me a sideways glance. I just blew it off and listened in for what had been planned.

"okay, I plan on the group staying her for an hour or so, then we are taking the bus a couple of blocks over to Rex's who apparently has the best mind blowing shooters ever, then we head to Layla's strip club for a private lesson and then finally onto our last adventure of the night Vibes.

I nodded my head along with Angela's other bridesmaids, her sister Jenny and cousin Emma as we took in the nights plans. Confident that Lauren had finished we began to make our move back to rejoining the party when we were stopped with an upset Lauren.

"I almost forgot" she said looking more than pissed off that we hadn't realized that she hadn't finished "..once we get to Vibes, Angela did request that the bridal party get up and sing the first couple of songs.. you know to get people in the mood.. and I think for her own personal pleasure.. and since I'm the one who planned the whollllllllllllllllllle night" another obvious dig at me "..i have nominated Bella to lead us.. being the maid of honour an all.. it's your duty" you have GOT to be kidding me ".. Angela has then specifically requested that you sing her one of your lame fancy smancy songs that you've always talked about writing but none of us have ever heard" she finished with such venom in her voice, I swear it would have killed me.

Pleased that she had got the desired reaction she was after all along, Lauren joined the rest of the group Leaving Jenny, Emma and myself in a state of shock. Do I really have to get up and sing in front of everyone, could I even sing in front of everyone and the worst problem to come up so far tonight?.. What were we going to sing..

Oh this will be interesting.