Harry
James Potter,
Gryffindor
Tower,
Hogwarts
School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Harry,
So I had the displeasure of reading your letter on my second honeymoon. Let's say, it totally killed the mood. Bella didn't know I was a famous person. And now she's like every other girl on the planet. She's never says Crap or Damn any more, it's always Emmett or Jasper Sticks (He was a little frightened by that one) Just wanted you to know that you ruined my life!! I realize that I have ruined yours as well…….wait! I shouldn't be even thinking about apologizing to you! I lost myself some valuable Bella time. Now I'm back at home try to wrangle Reneesme from going and doing crazy things with the wolf, while I take her hunting and get scared out of my mind!! I HOPE YOU GO INTO A CORNER AND DIE!! (Cause I can't! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!)
Edward Cullen
Pairs, France
Cullen Mansion
P.s. I am old enough to be your great grandfather, and I can get myself a fantastic woman! Yours is totally spaced out when she reads READS about me!
p.p.s. I'M IMMORTAL! Yeah I saw all those movies where you almost got killed!!