Disclaimer: No, I dont own Twilight. OR Edward. He's with me by choice. muhahahaha!

HHEEEELLO! Sorry it took me a while to update ;) hope you like this chapter :D Happy reading!!

This chapter is dedicated to: iluvedwardcullen4ever for being a beta for this chapter :) thanks. The stuff in this chapter actually happened to me a couple years ago when I was in Toronto visiting my cousins. Hah. I made them pay :D Have funn reading!!

December 21st

I felt a slight tickle on my nose. Hmm. I quickly pulled my hand to my face in an attempt to rid myself of the stupid itch. That's when I felt a cold smelly substance all over my face. I sat up and picked some off with my pointer finger. Great. The old 'shaving cream in the hand and tickle the nose so they get it all over their face' gag. I was continuing to rid myself of the awful gunk and I just kept getting more and more mad. If I had to guess, I'd say this was done by Emmet, or Jasper, or heck, maybe even a combination of the two. I felt the anger bubbling inside of me. And for once, I knew it wasn't Jasper manipulating my emotions.

"EMMETT CULLEN! JASPER HALE!" I screamed at them still sitting up on the couch. "GET DOWN HERE NOW!"

At once the entire family was at my side.

"Oh my gosh. Bella! What happened?" Alice was at my side with a washcloth.

"Who did this?" I said through gritted teeth.

Emmett pushed Jasper towards me, and Jasper did the same to Emmett.

"Which one of you did it?" I growled at them.

"It was Emmett." Edward said in an evil tone. "But Jasper came up with the idea.".

Emmett and Jasper ran up the stairs. I got up and started to run after them. I was at the third step on the staircase when I collapsed. Ow. Well that hurt. And I was so dizzy. Why was that again? I reached up to scratch my head and felt the bandage. Oh right. Edward scooped me up in his arms and laid me on the couch again.

"Feeling any better Bella?" It was Carlisle.

"I'm still dizzy when I stand, but my head doesn't hurt at all. Can someone please kill Jasper and Emmett for me?" I said while I glared up the stairs.

"Calm down Bella."

"I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!"

"It's OK, It's just shaving cream." I was not in the mood to be soothed. I hated shaving cream more that anything... well, almost anything. When I was little I was in the bath, and I somehow managed to get the lid off of my mom's shaving cream. I had it all over myself, And turns out, I was allergic to it. I had spotty bumpy all over my body for a week. Strange thing was though, that I was only illergic to 'Gillette' shaving cream.

"EMMETT! JASPER! What kind of shaving cream is this?!" They came down the stairs and chuckled.

"The men's kind." Emmett said with a huge grin.

I wanted to punch him in the face. I had never been so mad in my life! They had to pay.

"I realize that you smart alec. What brand is it?" I said through gritted teeth.

"Umm, hold on. I'll go get the bottle." Jasper said as he rushed up the stairs to retrieve the bottle and was standing beside me in a second.

"OK, here we are. It's... 'Gillette'."

"Good job Jasper!" I spat at him. I must have been really angry because my emotions made Jasper wince, and I felt a wave of calm come over me.

"Thank you Jasper. Now, I just want to let everyone know that I am illergic to 'Gillette' shaving cream. So, over the next week or so I may have red spots on my face. Don't worry, It's not chicken pox. So don't freak. And Emmett, Jasper... you'd better run."

hahahaha. OK, so the whole thing with being allergic may have been going overboard, but oh well. I was on a sugar high ;)

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--may edward be with you (or emmett or jasper or carlisle or jacob) ;)