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Last time: "Sorry Bella, but I dont have time for silly little human games." He said with a chuckle. I glared at him. I raised my fist and shot it forward as hard as i could at his face.

I instantly heard the bone crack. Great. Just like when Jacob had kissed me. To my suprise, Emmett was rubbing his jaw, similar to what they did in the movies.

"Wow Bella. For a small little human you sure pack a good punch." He half complimented me. I cradled my right hand to my chest.

"NOOOOO!" We heard Alice from downstairs. She was instantly at my side.

"Bella! How could you break your hand when we have loads of decorating left to do?" She actually looked sad.

"Thanks for your concern Alice." I growled at her. Then Carlisle came into the room.

"Well Bella, can't you stay away from the hospital for a day?" He chuckled after he said this and took my hand in his.

"No, apparently not Carlisle. Is it broken?"

Carlisle's hand gingerly touched and prodded mine. He kept moving his ice cold fingers along the small bones in my hand, checking to see if any were seriously damaged.

"Hmm. Well, it doesn't look like any serious damage has occurred. But maybe you should stop punching mythical creatures." He said the last part with a smile. He looked at Alice. "Sorry Alice, but she cannot help decorate until I take the cast off next week." Alice pouted. Then it hit me.

"Wait! What? A cast? For one week? Isn't that a bit much?" I did not want a cast. That would mean going to the hospital, and having everyone in town sign the stupid thing. Great.

"Yes Bella. I would put your hand in a brace, but that didn't work out too well last time." Oh yeah, I'd snapped my brace last summer trying to stab myself with a rock so I could help fight. Well, fight without really doing anything, just like the third wife. But a cast?

"Do I have to?"

"Yes."

"Fine." I grumbled as Edward carried me to the shiny, silver Volvo. I pouted the entire way to the hospital. When we got there, Carlisle walked up to the nurse's station.

"Hello Gladys. I know I'm off duty, but my daughter hurt her hand and it needs a cast. I will just be a minute."

The nurse just smiled at him and nodded. I don't think a single nurse in this hospital would tell him 'no'.

"Thank you. Edward, Bella, please come this way." Carlisle started walking in the same direction we'd walked just yesterday. He turned at the last minute, heading into the children's ward.

"Um, Carlisle...Aren't I a bit too old to be in here?" I asked him blushing. All of the parents were looking at us strangely. Edward started laughing, evidently reading Carlisle's thoughts. I absolutely hated those silent conversations.

"Edward, what is so hilarious?"

"It's a surprise."

Great. Had no one in the family grasped the concept that I didn't like surprises?

"Edward!" I half whined half yelled. He just chuckled as we followed Carlisle through the ward. Finally, we stopped in front of a pink room. It was just pink, and very plain.

"Here we are. This is where we make kids a cast."

"But I'm not a kid Carlisle."

"I know, but I thought that maybe if the cast was coloured it wouldn't be so bad." He smiled at me. I had to admit, I liked the sound of a Christmas coloured cast so no one could sign it. Hah. Carlisle was so smart!

"Yes, thanks Carlisle. That would be great."

Carlisle patted to the examination table in front of the chair he was sitting at. I sat down and gave him my hand.

"What colours would you like Bella?"

"Umm. can I have two?"

"Well, I've never done it before, but I can try. What colours would you like?"

"Green and Red please. Christmas!" I smiled. This was definitely going to be the coolest cast ever.

"OK, I'll try." He said as he got the cast material out. Thirty minutes, and tones of cast material later, I had a brilliant green and red cast. It was even better than I'd imagined. All of the stripes went on a diagonal, so that made it even more cool. I smiled and squealed in delight.

"Thanks Carlsile! It's awesome thanks so much! It sure makes having to have a cast better!"

Carlisle and Edward chuckled at my delight. I went to hug Carlisle, but I banged my hurt hand into the wall in my attempt.

"AH!" I winced in pain and sank to the floor.

OH! A little bit of a cliff-hanger eh? Oh, and I have half finished a chapter to 'Flordia Calls!' and I started on another chapter to 'A Cullen epidemic!' Please read them if you have time!!

OK, so it's a bit short, but hey, two chapters in one day? I'm pretty proud of myself. Expecially since I passed my lifegaurding class and I'm taking another one the next two weeks :D yay me!

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Please have fun and be safe and have an awesome Summer!

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