Uh...This sucks so bad...I won't blame you for leaving a review about how I epicly messed this up!
Dave Strider walked down the street. It was late and dark, but Dave was too busy talking with one of the trolls to care. He turned a corner into a dark ally, a shortcut he knew. As he turned the corner, he heard someone laugh. He figured it was some drunken crazy guy…or girl. It sounded a little more feminine now that he thought about it. Shrugging it off, he continued to walk and talk with the troll, who hadn't replied for over five minutes. He kept walking but stopped mid-way into the ally and waited for a reply. There goes that laugh again. Creepy stalker.
"Dave…"
Oh, looks like the Ms. Stalker knew his name. Fan-fucking-tastic. He turned around to confront his stalker but found no one there. Weird. It sounded like they were talking right into his ear, too. As he questioned the mystery at hand, someone slowly snuck up behind him.
"Hey, cool kid!"
Dave fell to the ground and stared at the laughing figure, who just blew his eardrum out. He didn't know what, or who, he was looking at.
"What? Surprised to see me, instead of my text? Get up, Dave! You're acting so uncool right now!" She laughed again.
Dave suddenly knew who this strange, mysterious person was.
Yeah...crappy...gonna go now