Chapter 2: Briefing and the Dark Scary Cave!

The group waited while the Elves Arrived. After half an hour they did.

Two elves appeared…

"Ha! You owe me 10 bucks I told you Ichigo wouldn't answer the call!" said a male elf.

"We saw the Lucky Channel call you made." Said the Female, "Oh my god… what the hell is Pinkie Pie doing here!"

The male elf looked at the pink little pony, "I don't' know… I was expecting the others… but not her…"

"Will you please focus on your job and get us to the North Pole." Said Tomo.

"Gah! She's here!" said the male elf.

"She's going to be the crew's load… I'm sure of it." Said the female elf.

"I can hear you know…" said Tomo.

"Let's just go." Said the male elf.

There was a bright flash of light they were at the North Pole.

"We have to go into the briefing room." Said the female elf.

"You have a briefing room?" asked Lina.

"Of course we do." Said the male elf.

They all went to the briefing room, where on a monitor, they showed the info they had.

"Santa is somewhere in this cave, which has many vampire deterrents, because of that Mrs. Claus can't come in." explained the female elf.

"Why vampires?" asked Negi.

"Because Mrs. Claus is a Vampire." Explained the male elf.

"Seriously?" asked Ranma.

"Yes…" said the male elf, "And please everyone stop asking that…"

"So basically you want us to go in there and bust up whatever is in there." Said Lina.

"That sounds easy." Said Ash.

"Well the fact of the matter is that two of you can't fight worth crap." Said the male elf, he pointed to Haruhi and Tomo.

"Why are you singling us out?" asked Tomo, "I mean Konata is just as bad."

"She's beaten up Guile, what have you done?" asked Lina.

"I've… I've… done things." Said Tomo, "Also about that pony… what has she done."

"Well in the last episode I dressed up like a super hero." Said Pinkie.

"What… are you… never mind I don't want to know." Said Tomo.

"Maybe Tomo shouldn't have come…" said Usagi with a sweat drop.

"Don't worry, I plan to fit Haruhi and Tomo with weapons." Said the Female elf.

There was a silence.

"Tomo with a weapon…" said Ranma.

"We're all going to die… aren't we?" asked Lina.

"We are…" said Naruto.

The elves, began to show the two, the weapons.

"Oh yeah! A Bazooka!" said Tomo, "I'm taking this one!"

Haruhi just took twin pistols, deciding it would be best not to go overboard this time…

The two went back to the briefing room.

"Why did you go for pistols?" asked Konata to Haruhi.

"Because we can have two bazooka wielders." Said Haruhi.

"All right!" said Male Elf, "Time for awesome stats scene!"

"What?" asked everyone else with sweat drops.

(put on random anime theme from one of these shows for best results).

Monkey D. Luffy: The Pirate!

Skills: Stretching while hitting hard!

Naruto Uzumaki: The Ninja!

Skills: All sorts of ninja skills that will work!

Negi Springfield: The Mage!

Skills: Elemental Magic

Ash Ketchum: The Pokémon Trainer!

Skills: One of the better Pokémon trainers out there.

Ranma Saotome: The Cross Dresser!

Skills: Skilled in all sorts of martial arts.

"Did you really have to call me that?" asked Ranma.

Haruhi Suzumiya: The Goddess!

Skills: None (well none that are useful for the mission), currently wielding guns

Konata Izumi: The Otaku!

Skills: Somewhat skilled in Martial Arts (Once beat Guile)

Lina Inverse: The Sorceress

Skills: Destructive Magic

Usagi Tsukino: The Magical Girl

Skills: She's Sailor Moon… what else is there to say?

Tomo Takino: The Nut Job

Skills: None, currently wielding a bazooka

"Don't ball me a nut job!" yelled Tomo.

Pinkie Pie: The Pony

Skills: Randomness!

"All right you're ready! Now go!" yelled the male elf.

"What was that?" asked Lina.

"I don't know." Said Negi.

They were soon transported a dark cave.

"So this is where they're holding Santa Hostage!"

That was when they heard yells from the cave.

That was when horrible bat monsters flew in from the cave.

"What are those things?" asked Tomo.

"I don't know but we have to get rid of them!" said Lina, "Fire Ball!"

The fireball began to hit many of them.

"Moon Cosmic Power! Make up!" called out Usagi.

"Looks like the S version is going to be used for this one." Said Konata, "Makes sense, since it is the one she used to defeat the Snow Queen."

The bats tried to attack her, but stopped and waited…

That was when Negi used the wind arrow spell to take several of them.

"All right! Time to use this baby!" said Tomo.

She shot it at several of the bat things, which were destroyed by it, however it was too close to Lina.

"Watch where you're aiming that thing!" yelled Lina.

Pinkie was swinging a baseball bat at the bats. IT had to be done…

With Usagi…

She was still transforming, one of the bat monster checked its watch.

"Gum Gum Gatling!" shouted Luffy.

He began to punch many of the bat monsters.

Haruhi began to shoot many of the bat things.

"Wow… can't believe how good I'm doing." Said Haruhi, "These guns might be magic."

"Well the guide books says they are." Said Pinkie holding the guidebooks fore the magic weaponry.

"Why do you have it?" asked Haruhi staring at Pinkie.

The pony shrugged.

Naruto ran towards one of the bat monsters while holding a Rasengan.

"Rasengan!" he shouted (rather redundantly).

Ranma and Konata fought back to back while punching and kicking the bat monsters.

"You're better than I thought." Said Ranma.

"Yeah, that the obvious reaction." Said Konata.

The two continued to fight the monsters.

"Pikachu! Use Thunder Bolt!" called out Ash.

"Pika!" shouted Pikachu as it delivered the blow.

That was when Usagi's transformation was done! She was now Sailor Moon!

"Um… Sailor Moon…" said Lina, "Is there anyway to shorten your transformation… because we're already done here…"

Sailor Moon sweat dropped at the site of the defeated (in some cases killed) bat monsters.

"Looks like Santa is in there." Said Haruhi.

"So do we go in?" asked Negi.

"What other choice do we have?" asked Naruto.

"Let's go in!" said Luffy.

The others nodded and went into the cave, not knowing what they might find.

Deep in the cave, an evil group that was planning evil things were evilly looking at a crystal ball.

"So looks like there's a group trying to save Santa." said one of them.

"What do we do?" asked another.

"Let's just wait and see, after all the ceremony must happen at noon." Said a third, "Otherwise are great master can't rise to full power."

They laughed evilly while a passed out Santa laid in a cave.

Soon they're plans will begin.

Next Time: As they go inside the cave, half of them get captured! And it's up to the other half to find them and save them... also the half that get captured learn what the evil group is planning to do... what is it? Find out next time!