Author's Note: Okay here is the 3rd installment in the Seth Clearwater/ Boo Boo Stewart Oneshot Series. This request was givin to me by deathnoteuser07. Well here ya go hope you like it.
Request: Seth meets an obsessive fangirl.
Rating: T for mild swearing.
Genre: Comedy/Crack
Disc.: I dont own shit.
"Oh my Twilight! Its Seth Clearwater! EEEE~~!" I jump and spin around. There was some blonde chick running full speed towards me. She was wearing some shirt with my face on it with the word Eclipse above it (1). How in the hell she knew who I was, was a mystery to me. "Hey Seth, you know that chick?" I shook my head. "Hell no." Paul laughed. "Then dude you better watch out cause she's runnin this way. And its full speed ahead baby." I look in the chick's direction and see that he's right.
She launches herself at me about three feet away. Now I've played football with the guys, and when someone does that you stick your arm out and close line. So that's what I did. She cut a flip immediately after hitting m arm. She fell to the ground, landing on her back with a groan. "What was that for?" She whines. I raise an eyebrow. "You just came running at me full speed of course I was gonna close line you."
She sits up. "I was just trying to glomp you." I give her a look. "What the ever lovin hell, is a 'glomp'." I say the word like it's a disease. She smiles. "It's a tackle hug." She says cheekily. "That, was not a hug." I say seriously. (2) She pouts. "I just wanted to hug you. I was so excited when I fell into the book, and couldn't wait to rape- I mean meet you." She gives us a sweet smile, but the shifty eyes ruin it.
"Alright that's it back in the real world you go. I said you could come in if you behaved, and you didn't, so out ya go." Bella's friend Angela Weber picks the girl up by her collar before kicking her into the air. She says something in a language I don't know, and the girl is gone in a flash of green light. "Well bye now." Angela says. Everyone looks at each other. "Weirdest day ever…" I mumble. They all laugh. "Hey, everyone's first fan girl is scary, but you'll get used to it." I stiffen. "Excuse me, WHAT? There's gonna be more?"
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(1) : Pretty sure those shirts don't exists, but for sake of the plot lets pretend they do shall we?
(2): Whoever can tell me where I referenced that section from, gets a free oneshot of any fandom, any pairing, any genre, any rating. Only the first person, sorry J