Well, no one suggested any characters, so I'll start to allow characters in the reviews. Also, I have no idea why the entire last chapter was underlined. -.- Anyway, back to the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own School Rumble in any way, shape, or form. That is owned by Jin Kobayashi. I also don't own any of the anime references, band references, and other sorts of references made in this chapter.

Yagami High School, Class 2B Homeroom

"Glad that the principal had Misaki moved to 2A, Daichi?" asked Hiroshi.

"Actually yes. She was starting to kind of scare me." stated Daichi.

"Of course! She tried to kidnap you! Good thing she's moving to America in a month or so." said Kiyoshi.

"Yes, I think I'll miss her, though." said Daichi.

"What? Because she was your first fan girl?"

"No, because she seemed pretty nice."

"She kidnapped you…"

"Oh yeah, I forgot."

"Attention Class!"

Everyone looked to see Mr. Sato standing in front of them, with a new kid. He had a blue Mohawk, a black, leather jacket, a red shirt, a long, silver necklace, a chain on his black pants, and he had big, black boots. He also wore black face paint around his eyes. He pretty much looked like a guitarist in a metal band.

"This is our new student. His name is Kaz… how do you pronounce your last name?"

"Doesn't matter." said Kaz, in a cool voice.

"Anyway, he'll introduce himself from here. Ask him any questions you want."

"Where're you from?"

"I'm from America. In New York."

"What do you like to do?"

"I like to ride my motorcycle, play guitar, and listen to music."

"What kind of bands do you listen to?"

"Avenged Sevenfold, Rise Against, Metallica; you know, the good bands."

"Anything else you want to say?" asked Mr. Sato.

"The chicks love me." he said, smiling at the row of front girls. They stared back at him like he's an idiot.

"Excuse me, Kaz." said Daichi.

"Yeah? What do you want, punk?" asked Kaz.

"Having your hair-do in that fashion and being out of uniform is against school dress code. There could be some sever punishments if you don't follow them." said Daichi.

"Talking to me in that fashion could cause you to get punched in the face." said Kaz, with anger in his eyes.

"I'm sorry, were you talking to me? I don't think you can get a hit on me if you wanted to." said Diachi.

"Oh really? You want to go, punk?"

"Let's head outside, if you will."

The two boys then walked outside, completely ignoring Mr. Sato, who was yelling at them at the top of his lungs. The climbed down the staircase and stood out in the open courtyard. They looked towards the windows and there class was looking back at him. Overtime, they were attracting the attention of other classes as well. In about thirty seconds, they had almost the entire school watching them.

"Are you sure you don't want to forgive me? I may over look what you did if you pay me and shine my shoes."

"I may forgive you if you weren't such an idiot." said Daichi in retaliation.

Daichi knew this guy couldn't beat him in a fight; he picked up a few moves from watching Karasuma and he had a brown belt in his martial arts class. Daichi normally would have avoided fighting in this kind of situation, but there was something about this guy that just made him angry. He wasn't going to hold back.

"You're dead!" shouted Kaz.

Kaz jumped at Daichi at full force, Daichi side stepped, caught him, and flipped him.

"Are you done trying yet?" asked Daichi.

"Not even close!"

He stood back up, and went for another punch. Daichi side stepped and flipped him again.

"How many more times are you going to try that?" asked Daichi.

This time, Kaz stood up, ran back a bit, and charged at Daichi. Daichi placed one finger on his forehead and another on his stomach and used Kaz's force to slam him head first into the ground. Kaz immediately got back up.

"Kaz, stop. You're making yourself look like an idiot."

"Sorry brother!"

Daichi turned to see a blond kid standing next to him. A lot of girls were around the blond kid, pretty much praising every little thing he did.

"You can't pick fights on the first day of school. Mother will be furious."

"Don't tell Mother, Harry!" shouted Kaz.

"I'm not going to, but the principal might. See ya later, I'm not getting involved in this situation."

Harry walked away with the large group of girls following behind him. Kaz then stood up. Daichi took a stance ready to flip the kid again, but instead, Kaz simply shook his hand.

"We shake hands after a fight where I'm from. I've got respect for you kid. You can fight." said Kaz.

"Thank you." stated Daichi.

"Think we should go back to class now?" asked Kaz.

Daichi nodded his head. The two then silently walked back to class.

After school

"Do you know where Daichi is?" asked Hiroshi.

"I haven't seen him since that fight with Kaz." said Kiyoshi.

"What do you think happened?"

"How should I know! I haven't seen him since that fight!"

Kaz then began to walk by.

"Kaz, do you know where Daichi went when you guys were walking back from the fight?" asked Hiroshi.

"I can't say. We were walking, I turned away for two seconds and he was gone. I assumed that he was going to the bathroom or something… Now that I think about it, I did hear struggling and screaming coming from the closet… I thought it was nothing."

"You hear screaming from a closet… and you thought it was nothing…" said Kiyoshi, looking at him like he's an idiot.

"Yeah, wouldn't you do the same?"

"No…"

"You do realize he has a stalker that is constantly trying to kidnap him, right?" asked Hiroshi.

"Oh… this could be a problem. Let's go to that creepy old warehouse across the street!" said Kaz.

"Why? What makes you think they're there?" asked Hiroshi.

"Don't you read manga? People you're looking for are always in the scariest and creepiest places around!"

"…Ok then. I guess it can't hurt." said Kiyoshi.

The group then headed over to the building.

The Creepy Old Warehouse

"So what are you planning to do?" asked Daichi.

"I'm taking you with me to China, silly." said Misaki.

"Then why did you tie me to a chair?"

"I can't have you escape again!"

"You seem to be getting too much joy out of this…"

"What do you expect? I'm with the love of my life! I'm happy!"

"But I don't love you…"

"That doesn't matter!"

Daichi then decided that it was hopeless to convince her otherwise. He sat in his chair and began to think about how to get out of this situation. Nothing could come to mind at the time.

"Hold it right there!"

Kaz, Hiroshi, and Kiyoshi were standing in a line, staring at them.

"Dude, she's pretty hot…" said Kaz.

"I know what you're doing!" shouted Misaki.

"That we're here to help Daichi escape from you?" asked Kiyoshi.

"No! You're here to get Daichi because you want him all to yourselves! But you can't HAVE HIM!"

"…We don't roll that way." said Kaz.

"Whatever! Just get out of here and let us move to China in peace!"

Kaz then reached into his jacket and pulled out a gun.

"Have you been carrying this the entire time we were at school?" asked Hiroshi.

"You bet." said Kaz.

"You know that it's against school policy, right?" said Daichi.

"But one time, I was watching this anime, School Rumble, and after school, they were totally having a fight with guns!" said Kaz.

"That's an anime. This is real life." said Daichi.

"Anyway! Let him go our I'll shoot!" said Kaz.

He pointed the gun at Misaki, who just smirked.

"I don't care! Go ahead and shoot me! I'm wearing a bullet proof vest!"

"And why are you wearing that?"

"Just in case!" she said with a smile.

Kaz then pointed the gun at Daichi.

"No! Don't do that! He's my life!"

"Then let him go. It's better if he dies then stays with you; this information can't be leaked to anyone." said Kaz.

"…What are you talking about?" asked Kiyoshi.

"I'm just trying to sound cool! Ok?" said Kaz.

Misaki then untied Daichi and then ran off.

"Daichi… Can't I just get one last hug before I move away to China?" asked Misaki.

"You have super glue on your arms… don't you?" asked Daichi.

Misaki then nodded like it's normal. The group then left without saying another word.

"I guess I'm going to be hanging out with you guys from now on, huh?" asked Kaz.

"I guess. You can if you want."

"Cool."

The group then walked back to the school grounds… and everyone was freaking out, because Kaz forgot to put his gun back into his jacket.