Yumiko: Yes, I'm updating early. Don't expect a chappie this weekend.
Ikuto: OKay so-
Yumiko: HOLY FUCK. I'M SO PISSED. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF AN ANIME CALLED KAICHOU WA MAID SAMA? IF YOU HAVE, THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. I JUST FINISHED THE SERIES. 26 EPISODES. THAT'S IT? GREAT FUCKING ANIME. WORST ENDING POSSIBLE. WORSE THAN BOKURA GA ITA'S ENDING. I MEAN YEAH, THEY KISS AND SHIT, BIT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER! DOES ANYONE FIND OUT SHE'S A MAID? LIKE WTF THEY COULD HAVE DONE LIKE ANOTHER 30 EPISODES ON THEIR DATING. AND ANOTHER THING. YUMERIO PATISSIERE. GREAT FUCKING ANIME BUT EPISODE 51 IS GONNA SUCK. IM HAPPY SHE GOT WITH KASHINO BUT THE TITLE OF THE NEXT SHOW IS: SWEETS PRINCE BREAK UP? WHY THE FUCK DOES THEIR HAVE TO BE MORE DRAMA! Okay I'm done...
Amu: That's alot.
Yumiko: Yes, and I'm PMSing.
Ikuto: -sigh- Disclaimer: Yumiko does not own Shugo chara or any of it's characters.
Everyone, and I mean, EVERYONE, packed their bags for the new house they'd be living in. Everyone was ready, but they were all waiting on Ikuto. Amu's foot was tapping on the pavement outside. Kyara was lying lazily on her suitcase as was Akari.
''CAN SOMEONE GET THAT DIPSHIT ALREADY?'' Kyara yelled.
''You don't really think that do you?'' Kotone questioned.
''...No. He's fucking gorgeous. If only he wasn't an asshole.'' Kyara grumbled sitting up on her suitcase.
Kukai laughed. Kyara glared.
''Where's Kimiki?'' Akari asked.
''I dunno, in the car, probably.'' Kyara waved her hand.
''I-I'm sorry about this...'' Ainimi said nervously.
Kotone sighed.
''It's not your fault, don't worry.''
Amu's foot tapping increased as her anger rose.
Kaori was tapping her fingers on her suitcase. ''What's taking him so long?'' She asked.
Amu snapped. She walked up to the apartment fast and robotically.
Everyone watched in amusement.
Amu went to Ikuto's closed door and put her ear against it.
Noises...were coming out of there.
Amu smirked. She whipped open the door and turned on the lights.
Voices and bed-creaking were no longer audible.
''What the fuck? Don't you see I'm busy?'' Ikuto said angrily.
''Yeah, don't care.'' Amu shouted walking over to Ikuto's bed.
She leaned down next to the panting girl and said aloud with a sad look on her face:
''Sorry to tell you honey...Ikuto...has aids.'' Amu said, faking tears.
The girls face went blank.
''You might want to get tested...'' Amu whispered.
The girl screamed in disgust and pushed Ikuto off of her and ran out the door.
Amu burst out laughing.
''You bitch! I don't have aids!'' Ikuto, who was now dressed in boxers, yelled.
Ikuto's face was met with a book.
''First, don't call me bitch. I don't ever recall being a dog. Second, get your fucking bags and get the fuck downstairs. We've been waiting for hours.'' Amu retorted.
As Amu was about to leave, Ikuto grabbed her wrists and pinned her to the bed.
''Now, now...I was left unsatisfied...shouldn't you take responsibility for this?'' He said as he leaned down closer to her.
''W-What are you talking about? Get off me you pervert!'' Amu struggled. Ikuto wouldn't budge as he kept leaning down.
Amu blushed madly as she shut her eyes tightly.
Ikuto smirked as he nearly met her lips.
''No! You already took my first kiss! Leave me alone!'' Amu yelled.
Ikuto stopped. That...was her first kiss?
He looked down at Amu, who now had tears streaming down her face.
He sat up on his bed and let her go. She sat up and wiped her tears before running out the door, hiccupping and sobbing.
The door slammed.
Ikuto sighed and got his bags ready.
Amu ran down the steps, wiping her tears and walking towards the group.
''Amu? What's wrong?'' Kaori asked.
''N-Nothing, let's just go...'' Amu said as she opened the car door.
''What about Ikuto?'' Nagihiko asked.
''HE CAN DIE.'' Amu yelled as she sat beside Kimiki and slammed the door.
''PMS,'' Kyara said through half-lidded eyes.
Ikuto came out of the apartment and received VERY dirty looks...and not in a good way.
They all entered the car and left to the apartment.
Amu left the car almost immediately and met with Rima and Utau at the front of the house.
I forgot to mention Rima and Utau we allowed to stay at the house.
Amu ran and hugged them.
''Amu? What's wrong? Your eyes are puffy.'' Rima said, worried.
''WHO MADE YOU CRY.'' She suddenly yelled.
''It's nothi-''
''I did.'' Ikuto cut her off and smirked.
''You going to do something about it?'' He asked with a challenge.
Rima's anger flared in her eyes.
She kicked the smirking Ikuto in the balls so he was crouched down to her level and gave him a slap to the face followed by a head butt.
Ikuto groaned as he rolled on the ground.
''Next time you hurt her, I'll make sure you never fuck another girl again, okay?'' She said with a cute, fake smile.
''Understood...'' Ikuto groaned, holding his crouch.
Ikuto got up and yelled...a manly yell.
''OH MY GOD. MY NOSE IS BLEEDING. YOU TINY WHORE. MY SEXY FACE!'' Ikuto yelled, accusing Rima.
''You are so conceited...'' Kyara sighed.
''SHUT UP, YOU EMO BITCH.'' Ikuto shouted at her.
''What...did you say?'' Kyara glared.
''I called you...an emo...bitch.'' Ikuto repeated with a smile.
''I WILL FUCKING END YOUR LIFE!'' Kyara yelled as she tackled him.
Kyara had Ikuto pinned by both hands.
''Heh, this is a hot position.'' Ikuto smirked.
''YOU. INFURIATE. ME.'' She yelled.
Akari and Kimiki dragged Kyara off of him.
Kotone just sighed and grabbed her bags. Kaori stood amused while Ainimi, Nagihiko, and Kukai laughed.
After they all got settled inside they all went to the living room to watch TV.
Kimiki and Kyara were lying together on one couch.
''You guys are lesbian-ish.'' Ikuto remarked.
''Fuck you, Ikuto.'' Kimiki snapped.
''Sure, why not?'' Ikuto smirked.
''We grew up together, we're like sisters so STFU.'' Kyara retorted.
''NEEEEERRRRRDDDD.'' Ikuto yelled.
''GTFO.'' Kyara shouted.
Kimiki stuck her tongue out at Ikuto.
Kotone flipped a page in her magazine.
Akari and Amu were in the kitchen talking with Kukai and Nagihiko.
Kaori was in her boy shorts and a black t-shirt checking what was in the fridge.
Ainimi was watching anime on the computer and Rima and Utau were playing cards across from Ikuto, Kyara, and Kimiki.
Ikuto walked into the kitchen as Nagihiko and Kukai walked into the living room.
He sat down across from Amu.
Amu glared at him.
''What?'' He asked.
''Uh, you almost nearly raped me in your room earlier.'' Amu snapped.
''It's not rape if you like it.'' Ikuto smirked.
''I MOST DEFINETLY DID NOT LIKE IT.'' Amu yelled.
Akari sweat-dropped, and quietly slipped out of the room.
''Ne, there's a closet right there...Why don't we have a quickie. A-mu-chan.'' He said seductively, separating her name.
Amu stood up and put her empty glass into the sink.
''No thank you,'' She retorted.
Just before she turned around, two hands were placed at either side of her on the counter, trapping her.
She looked up to face Ikuto, smirking down at her.
''Why not?'' Ikuto said as he leaned down.
Amu leaned back, her back hitting the counter.
''L-Look, I don't like you like that okay?'' Amu said, slightly frightened.
''Hm? You sure?'' Ikuto pressed.
''Yes!'' Amu yelled.
Ikuto began laughing.
''What's funny?'' Amu snapped.
''I'm just teasing you.'' He chuckled.
Amu blushed furiously, obviously mad.
She ran upstairs. Ikuto winced at the sound of a door slamming.
He turned to the living room only to see a lot of anger teens staring at him.
''What?'' He asked, nonchalantly.
''Go apologize, jackass.'' Akari retorted.
Nagihiko sighed while Kukai face-palmed.
Ikuto grumbled.
''Fine...'' He trailed off.
Ikuto walked upstairs and knocked on Amu's bedroom door.
He heard a faint 'Come in.'
He opened the door and saw Amu leaning on her balcony rail, looking at the stars.
She looked over at him.
''Oh, it's just the perv.'' She grumbled.
Ikuto walked next to her, also leaning on the railing. He looked up at the stars.
''Sorry.'' He said suddenly, not looking away from the stars.
''Huh?'' Amu asked surprised.
''I've gone too far today...'' He trailed off.
''So, you won't be perverted anymore?'' Amu smiled, excited.
Ikuto smirked, still not looking at her.
''Oh, I will. Just...not as much,''
Amu's smiled fell.
''Aw.'' She complained.
Ikuto looked at her. He had to admit, she was really beautiful and she looked really innocent.
He suddenly smirked.
'It's going to be fun taking her virginity...' He thought.
''So, back there...you said you didn't like me...do you...hate me?'' He asked.
Amu looked up, thinking.
''Um, no, I guess I don't hate you, but you are annoying.'' She said.
''Am I your friend?'' He asked.
''Nope, nothing like that either.'' Amu smirked at him.
'That little bitch...' He thought.
''So, is there anyone you like, like?'' Ikuto asked.
''Um...yeah.'' Amu said, embarrassed.
''Who?'' Ikuto asked, but was slightly irritated she had someone she liked.
''His name...is Tadase Hotori.'' Amu said hesitantly.
''He's the reason I became famous.''
Ikuto looked surprised. ''Really?''
Amu nodded.
''We always talked about dreams. He went to study abroad in America to follow his. He was my childhood friend and first love. I promised we'd meet again. Hopefully my songs reach him in America.'' Amu sighed.
Ikuto just continued to watch her.
'"What about you?'' Amu asked.
He didn't want to tell her about his past.
''Her name was...Aya...Murase Aya.'' Ikuto sighed.
''And?'' Amu pressed.
''I'm famous because I love her?'' He said, questioningly.
''You love her? Then why fuck other girls?'' Amu asked.
Ikuto smirked at her.
''Should I really tell you?'' He asked as he grabbed her chin in his hands.
Amu blushed and pulled away.
''N-No.''
Ikuto laughed.
''Anyways...let's both work hard on reaching the people we love.'' Amu said as she extended out her pinky.
Ikuto's eyes widened.
''Ikuto...promised we'll both work hard on love...okay?'' Aya from the past said to him,
Ikuto snapped back to Amu.
''Y-Yeah.'' He said as he linked his pinky around Amu's.
Yumiko: Okay, it's done. Amuto moments there. BTW, sorry if no one talked much, it's kinda hard to keep up with like 10 characters and what they say.
Ikuto: Still pissed?
Yumiko: Yes, no let me eat my chocolate.
Amu: O.O Please R+R! :D
