Yumiko: Hey guys, here's the next chapter.
Ikuto: fangirl moment in 3...2...1-
Yumiko: OMFG. I STARTED READING THE MAID-SAMA MANGA. HOLY BUTTFUCK, SO MUCH BETTER. CHAPPIE 55 COMEEEE OUUUTTT ALREADDDDYYY! AND YUMEIRO PATISSIERE PROFESSIONAL CAME OUT. IT'S SEXY. EPISODE ONE WASN'T SO BAD. EXCEPT FOR KASHINO BEING A DOUCHE. Ichigo tried to hold his hand but he keeps insisting their rivals. BAH, KASHINO YOU DUNCE. And episode 2 was no better. The only good thing about it was Ichigo refusing that Miya and kashino were dating ...
Amu: ... Anyway...
Yumiko: Yeah, um, happy thanksgiving!
Ikuto: disclaimer: Yumiko does not own shugo chara or any of it's characters!
Amu's POV:
I woke up to the sound of fighting. Groaning, I got up and trudged to Akari's room. I slammed open the door. Akari and Kotone were fighting over a j-pop CD. I sighed. I looked over at Kyara. She was drawing at a desk. Kimiki walked up to her. Kimiki didn't even speak before Kyara said:
''Go away you queer, I'm drawing.''
Kimiki flicked Kyara's forehead before merrily skipping away.
Kyara growled lowly but continued drawing.
Ainimi came in and stood solid ground.
''Get ready. Now,'' She growled before stomping out of the room to wake up the guys, I'm guessing.
Everyone sweat-dropped. Ainimi could pass as the female 'God father'.
I kid you not.
Kaori came into the room yawning, again in boy boxers and a bra.
Suddenly Kotone looked at her.
She got up from the bed and poked Kaori's boob with a pencil.
''SEXUAL HARRASMENT, MUCH?'' Kaori yelled.
Kotone shrugged.
''I appreciate good body parts.''
Akari smirked.
''Me too!'' She yelled before grabbing Kotone's chest.
Kotone shrieked.
''Yeah, hey, let's not grab each other's boobs, okay?'' I said before making my way to leave out the door.
I was then tackled by Kimiki, turning me over to touch my boob.
''Ah, their small...'' Kimiki pouted.
''What size?'' She asked.
''3-38B...WAIT, WHY THE HELL DOES THAT MATTER?'' I yelled, pushing her off me and running into my room and slamming the door.
I could hear Kyara's laughter from inside my room...
After I got dressed, I went downstairs so Ainimi wouldn't beat me.
Everyone was already downstairs, eating their breakfast.
I sat down across from Ikuto and beside Kotone.
Kyara was cooking.
''I want pancakes!'' I yelled.
Kyara smiled. ''Okay.''
''These pancakes suck.'' Ikuto complained.
Kyara threw a whisk at him.
''I made sure yours was tasteless, you arrogant ass.'' She smiled again before returning to the stove.
'' Okay, so, we're going to the mall today.'' Kotone said, swallowing a bite of pancakes.
We all nodded.
We all got in Kukai's car and began driving to the mall.
''Kimiki, what's with you and the guy clothes? Aren't you supposed to be a girl?'' Ikuto smirked.
That asshole, he shouldn't tell her how to look.
Kimiki's hair was covering her face.
She suddenly took Kyara's song-writing book and slammed it into Ikuto's face.
I FUCKING LOVE THAT GIRL.
Kyara sighed.
''Now, THAT,'' Kyara said, telling me.
''Is what she does when she's mad. She'll take the nearest item and hit the person who insulted her or her friends.'' She finished.
I sweat-dropped. Wow...
When we arrived at the mall, Akari linked arms with Kyara and began skipping off.
''We'll meet at the food court in 2 hours!'' She shouted.
Kimiki ran off with Kotone and Ainimi went with Kaori.
Nagihiko and Kukai went somewhere together.
Great...I'm left with Ikuto.
''Hey,'' I heard him say.
I looked at him, urging him to continue.
''I know we're not the best of friends, but, let's get along, alright?'' He offered.
I smiled and nodded.
Ikuto's POV:
Oh, this is a genius plan.
As if I'll actually be her friend.
This is all a part of my plan to seduce her.
Hinamori Amu, you are so screwed.
...In more ways than one.
Amu's POV:
Ikuto and I walked around the mall for awhile until I got extremely hungry.
''Ikuto!'' I whined.
He rolled his eyes at me.
I Ignored it.
''I'm hungry!'' I complained.
His eyes drifted around the mall for a second before smirking at me.
''Want some ice-cream?'' He asked.
I nodded, probably smiling like a child, but I didn't really care.
I got a strawberry ice-cream while Ikuto got chocolate.
Again, not really original.
''How old are you?'' Ikuto asked.
I eyed him suspiciously.
''...Why?'' I asked warily.
He shrugged.
I sighed.
''I'm 17.'' I said, beginning to lick my ice-cream.
''Oh, I'm 22.'' Ikuto replied.
I nodded.
Ikuto's POV:
SHE'S NOT EVEN FUCKING LEGAL.
In America...
HAH, I FUCKING LOVE JAPAN.
I looked over at her again.
Oh Jesus, she was licking her ice-cream.
I know that shouldn't be arousing, but it is.
Her tongue just circling around the ice-cream cone like she was licking a di-
Never mind.
Anyway, I thought of a sneaky plan
SUPER-SRS-SNEAKY-PLAN.
That's how I write serious. SRSLY.
Anyway, back to the plan.
I smirked and bent down slightly. I grabbed Amu's wrist which was holding the ice-cream. She looked surprised. I brought the ice-cream to my lips before flicking my tongue out to take a lick of it.
''IDIOT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?'' Amu yelled.
I shrugged.
''I was just trying it.'' I said innocently.
She smacked me across the head.
HOLY SHIT, SHE'S GOT SOME ARM.
''Aw, balls!'' I yelled in pain while placing a hand over where she hit me.
She stuck her tongue out at me.
''Serves you right.''
...bitch.
Okay. Calm down Ikuto... put up with it for a bit.
Sooner or later, she'll be in your bed and SHE'LL be the one screaming.
I put on a forced smile and ruffled her hair.
''O-Oi! M-My hair!'' She complained with a pout.
I actually laughed. A genuine laugh...
I don't know, when she's like this...she's kind of...cute?
I shook my head.
NO, NO, DON'T FALL FOR IT.
I grabbed her by the wrist and began walking forward.
A smirk spread across my lips as I saw a shop I was very familiar with.
I kept walking and turned to look at her.
''Hey, let's go look in that shop?'' I asked, pointing my finger towards it.
She nodded, licking her ice-cream
I suddenly heard a click...
I stopped and looked around.
''Hey...did you...did you hear that?'' I asked Amu.
She looked around too before looking back at me with a puzzled look.
''No.'' She said.
I shook my head.
''Never mind, let's get going.'' I said as I dragged her into the shop.
Amu's POV:
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!
The store Ikuto took me to...
WAS A COSPLAY STORE!
And, I know you're thinking:
'What's wrong with a cosplay store?'
YEAH, WELL, THIS WAS A FUCKING EROTIC COSPLAY STORE.
FOR ROLEPLAY, SMEXY TIME SHIT.
I groaned.
''No, I'm leaving.'' I said with a shake of my head.
I suddenly felt my wrist being grabbed.
I collided with a firm chest.
'Click!'
I wondered what that noise was, but I ignored it.
''Please?'' Ikuto asked in a small voice.
I sighed.
WHY.
WHY DO I HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR CUTE VOICES?
''FINE.'' I shouted.
Ikuto pushed me away gently as a smirk stretched across his face.
''Great, let's go.'' He said in his normal, pervy voice.
I scoffed, but said nothing.
Ikuto dragged me by the hand through the aisles, occasionally looking at erotic things.
I pulled my hand away from his to look at a costume that caught my interest.
NO, I WASN'T GONNA BUY IT.
It just looked...colourful.
I put the costume back and turned to Ikuto.
Well, where he HAD been.
I looked around.
''Ikuto?'' I called out.
''Hey, hey. Amu look!'' Ikuto shouted before jumping in front of me with two dildo's in front of his eyes.
I laughed. HARD.
'Click!'
Honestly, what would your reaction be to a guy with two dildo's for eyes?
''OH MY GOD! W-WHY, DO YOU H-HAVE THOSE!'' I laughed.
He smirked and put them back on the shelf.
''To make you laugh.'' He shrugged.
I smiled. ''It worked.''
He gave a smirk in return. We left the shop a few minutes after.
''Oh, we have to go to the food court now.'' I pointed out.
Ikuto gave a long 'Hm.' In reply.
When we got to the food court, everyone was already sitting at a table.
I sat down next to Kotone and Ikuto sat right beside me.
Kyara was throwing fries into Kaori's mouth who was sitting across from her.
''10...11...12...13'' Kyara counted as she threw them into Kaori's mouth.
''What are they doing?'' I asked.
Kimiki laughed before answering me.
''Their trying to break mine and Akari's record.'' Kimiki said with a smug look.
''YEAH, AND WE'RE GONNA DO IT.'' Kyara yelled, throwing another fry into Kaori's mouth.
''Record?'' I questioned.
''Yeah, how many fries you can throw into the others mouth. Me and Kimiki got 67.'' Akari stated proudly.
''It's pointless if you ask me.'' Ainimi said, taking a bite of her burger.
''31...32...33...34...35...36...3-''
''KYARA! LOOK! IT'S BIG BANG!'' Kimiki screamed.
Kyara flung the fry aimlessly and snapped her head around.
''WHEEEEERRRRRREEEE!'' Kyara shouted.
Kaori missed the fry.
Realization hit Kyara.
''NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'' She yelled as Kaori smacked her head on the table.
''WE WERE HALF WAY THERE!'' Kaori yelled.
I looked across the way to see a Victoria secret shop.
The lady modeling in the logo looked awfully like-
''KOTONE?'' I yelled.
She looked at me, in mid-bite of her fry, she probably thought I was crazy.
Hench the look.
''...Yeah?'' She asked.
''YOU MODEL FOR VICTORIA SECRET?'' I yelled.
She nodded, finishing her fry.
''I've modeled for a lot of logo's.'' She explained.
''But, I'm content with Victoria secret for now.'' She shrugged.
Normal POV:
''So, what did you two do? We left you alone.'' Ainimi asked, referring to Ikuto and Amu.
''Uh...'' Amu trailed off.
''Nothing much, the usual. Dildo's for eyes, ice-cream licking, hot sex.'' Ikuto shrugged.
Everyone's mouths were agape.
''Yeah, hot se- HOLD ON. I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU.'' Amu screamed.
''Yet Amu, yet.'' Ikuto smirked.
Amu scoffed.
''As if,''
Ikuto just continued smirking.
''Okay, it's time to leave.'' Akari said, motioning to Kukai's car.
Everyone finished their food and loaded into the car.
I sat on my bed, in my pink, silk pyjamas' hugging a teddy bear my dad had bought for me the day I was born.
My balcony door was open, letting in a light breeze.
I looked out of my window, gazing at the stars.
I took this chance to think of a few things.
Like...
Maybe Ikuto wasn't a bad guy?
I mean:
He makes me laugh,
He's fairly nice,
And, yeah, sure he's pervy, but-
My thoughts were cut off by a sweet melody flooding my ears.
Mesmerized, I put my bear down and went out on my balcony.
Leaning on the railing, I looked left and right, trying to find the source of the sound.
I looked down, seeing a tall, lean man down below, standing on a rock.
He was playing...the violin?
I couldn't see his face...it was too dark.
But, it looked like he had...cat ears? And a... tail?
I folded my arms on the railings, laying my chin on them.
I closed my eyes and listened to the music.
It was so beautiful...yet...kinda...sad?
The music stopped suddenly.
I opened my eyes regretfully, seeing the man had stopped. Just as he was about to walk away, I stopped him.
''Why did you stop?'' I asked, more awake now.
The man looked somewhat startled and looked up.
He said nothing.
''Please...play?'' I asked.
Without a word, he set his chin onto his violin and led his hand across it with the bow, making it look like magic.
I again rested on the railing, listening to the beautiful music.
After a few minutes, the song ended.
I opened my eyes again, and saw the man leaving.
''Hey, can you tell me your name?'' I called out.
He stopped and looked at me with piercing blue/purple eyes.
His eyes bore into mine in silence.
''Well?'' I asked a bit more stubbornly.
''...Call me...Kuro...'' He said quietly.
''Wait...doesn't Kuro mean...death?'' I asked.
The man lifted his fingers and snapped them.
My eyes suddenly felt heavy. I was swaying, my eyes were slowly closing.
I was falling...
I don't know why but, as I looked at the man... I was reminded of one thing...
''Ikuto...'' I said softly before hitting the ground.
I awoke with a start in my bed, immediately sitting up.
I was sweating.
I looked around and touched my face.
I was so warm.
Was that all a dream? It was kind of freaky.
I shook my head before walking downstairs.
When I got downstairs everyone looked at me suspiciously.
''...What?'' I asked warily, picking up and apple.
I sat down in a chair beside the counter.
Ikuto came down moments after I sat down. He was in nothing but pyjama bottoms.
I blushed slightly.
He sat down next to me, taking an orange.
I took note of everyone staring.
Ikuto soon noticed this too.
''What's everyone staring at?'' He asked, a little pissed.
A magazine was slapped down in front of us.
We both looked down.
HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK.
THE TITLE WAS:
'HINAMORI AMU AND TSUKIYOMI IKUTO: SECRET ROMANCE?'
The cover picture was of Ikuto licking my chocolate ice-cream cone.
THIS WAS FROM YESTERDAY.
Ikuto grumbled then sighed.
''That would explain the clicks I heard yesterday...'' He trailed off.
He turned to page 25 in the magazine, where our story was.
There were picture of us like:
Ikuto with two dildo's for eyes,
When Ikuto grabbed me by the wrist and hugged me,
When Ikuto lead me through the aisles,
Ikuto messing up my hair,
Etc,etc.
This was ridiculous.
As if I would date that buttfuck.
Suddenly the door bell rang.
I didn't take too much notice off it, I was too pissed.
Ikuto got up with a yawn and made his way over to the door.
He opened it.
A girl with Blonde hair and redish /pink eyes was shown.
I looked over at Ikuto.
He seemed to be in shock?
Kukai's eyes got small and narrowed.
''IT'S HER!'' He yelled.
''A-Aya...'' Ikuto stuttered.
Aya?
Murase Aya?
''Hey Ikuto!'' She yelled as she glomped him.
''U-uh...'' He said stiffly.
What's she doing here?
Yumiko: Yeah, there it is! Hope you like it!
Ikuto: Btw, big bang is a band check them out!
Amu: They are the smex!
Ikuto: I am the smex too.
Fangirls: KYAAAA!
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