Yumiko: Hey guys! Sorry for the late update. My math teacher is an asshole, and gave us continuous tests for the past 3 days. I had to study because well, my math mark isn't that good. I have 90's in all my other subjects except for math and gym.
Ikuto: Gym? really?
Yumiko: SHUT UP. I'M NOT GOOD AT VOLLEYBALL OKAY! I'm more of a track and basketball person.
Amu: What did you fail in volleyball?
Yumiko: Fucking serving. Stupid ass ball... IT WAS JUST SERVING TOO. I got 80's in bumps and sets but in serving I got a 70 so my gym mark went to 73%... and last year I had a 90 in gym. I'm so disappointed since its the only subject I like.
Ikuto: What's your math mark?
Yumiko: ...66%...BUT I HAVE A GOOD REASON: My asshole teacher gives us only one block to do a test which is like 45 mins and theres like 50 questions. So I only get about 30 done. And you have to count the fact of how many I get wrong...so all-in-all I get like 25 out of 50?
Ikuto: Ahaha, you're a dumbass.
Yumiko: WHAT'S YOUR MATH MARK?
Ikuto: ...
Yumiko: EXACTLY, YOU PEDO.
Amu: Yumiko does not own shugo chara or any of its characters!
Amu's POV:
I gazed at Ikuto, mid-bite of my apple, wide-eyed.
He made no attempt to hug the girl back. Aya got off of him and made her way over to me.
''Hi! You must be Amu! I saw the magazine! So, you're Ikuto's girlfriend?'' She asked excitedly.
''Uh...N-''
''What are you doing here, Aya?'' Ikuto cut me off.
Asshole.
''Ikuto, you didn't tell me you had such a pretty girlfriend!'' Aya squealed.
''That's because you haven't contacted me in what, 8 years?'' Ikuto retorted.
He didn't deny that we were dating...
''HEY!'' I yelled. They both looked down at me. I was shortish, and Aya was well, only a bit smaller than Ikuto.
''Don't fucking ignore me!'' I shouted, fuming.
''Now listen, I am NOT Ikuto's girlfr-'' I couldn't finish my sentence because Akari had slapped her hand over my mouth, wrapped and arm across my torso, picked me up, and took me into the living room where everyone else was.
''Hey! What the hell!'' I yelled, but was met with shushes.
I stared at Kotone with a puzzled look. She only pointed back to Ikuto and Aya.
They were now talking in hushed whispers. I could only make out some words...
Ikuto's POV:
''Aya...how did you escape from your father?'' I hissed, keeping my voice low.
''Oh, that, after you left, I was in a big despair and stuff, but then Seishiro helped me out and yeah, we ran off together.'' She smiled.
Number one crack to the heart,
''Seishiro?'' I whispered harshly.
''Yeah, we're kinda dating now.''
Heart crack no.2
''What about us?'' I asked, sadly.
''What about the promise?''
''Ikuto...we were just kids... we knew nothing... It was a worthless promise.''
Worthless, huh?
Well, that makes three fucking cracks to my heart.
''So, where is Seishiro?'' I sneered.
''SEISHIRO-KUN! GET IN HERE!'' Aya shouted giggling.
A tall, slightly muscular man with black hair and blue side bangs dropping below his right eye entered the room. He had pale white skin with crystal blue eyes.
''HAWT.'' I heard Kyara yell from the living room.
I scoffed and rolled my eyes. He wasn't all that.
Seishiro made his way over to Aya and kissed her tenderly on her lips.
I let out a low growl as I tensed. I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned my head, looking over my shoulder. I saw Kukai giving me an apologetic look. I forced a smile before turning back to them.
They were done kissing. Thank god,
I sucked in a breath.
''Aya, please tell me exactly what happened.'' I asked.
She nodded, solemnly.
''Well, after you made that promise that you would come look for me after you became famous and left, there was no one really to protect me from my father,'' She started, looking at me with sad eyes.
''He killed my mother, and kept abusing me to the point where he started sexually abusing me.'' She continued.
I glared. But not at her, at what she was telling me.
''One day, my father tried to rape me, but I somehow managed to escape and ran to the local park. There, I met Seishiro. We kept meeting every day until one day he found out about what my father was doing to me. He said that once we became adult's, we'd run away. And that's what we did.'' Aya explained.
I nodded, slowly.
''I...I see...'' I cast my gaze down.
I'm a worthless man. I left the woman I loved to suffer. I just should've stayed with her.
''Ikuto...It's not your fault...I know you had good intentions to save me, but, its better Seishiro came sooner, right?'' Aya questioned.
I nodded.
That was true.
''So, where are you guys staying?'' I asked her.
''At a hotel a few blocks away.'' Seishiro replied.
''Amu, Ikuto, please come here for a minute.'' Sanjo called from the hallway.
I saw Amu exit the living room and make her way to Sanjo, I did the same.
We walked into her office and sat in brown, leather chairs.
''What do you need, Sanjo-san?'' Amu asked.
Sanjo held up one of the magazine of Amu and I.
Amu blushed scarlet. I smirked slightly.
''Yes, I'm very sorry about that Sanjo. I know it must be bad publicit-''
''What do you mean! It's made our sales sky-rocket!'' Sanjo cut Amu off.
''It has?'' I asked.
''Yes, so for the next little while, we're going to have to have you pretend that you're dating, okay?'' Sanjo asked.
3...2...1...
''WHAT?'' Amu and I both yelled.
''Please, it's good for the sales.'' Sanjo pleaded.
''F-Fine, but don't expect me to like it.'' Amu huffed.
I chuckled.
''Alright, I'm in. But, since Amu won't open her legs for me, I'm still going to sleep with other women.'' I explained.
Amu gave me a disgusted look, but Sanjo nodded.
''That's fine, as long as you keep it low-profile, and I mean, really low-profile.'' Sanjo said.
I nodded.
''Okay,then!'' Sanjo said as she clapped her hands together.
''And, you guys have to act like you're dating. So holding hands, hugging, and a little pecking are a must at all times.'' Sanjo explained.
''W-What! Even when we're at home?'' Amu yelped.
Sanjo nodded. ''It's to make it more believable.''
Amu blushed and darted her eyes around the room.
''Okay, you guys are dismissed.'' Sanjo waved us off.
I grabbed Amu's hand as we got up.
''What are you doing!'' She yelled.
''Did you already forget? We have to act like a couple.'' I said with a roll of my eyes.
She didn't protest anymore, so I took that as an okay.
We exited Sanjo's office and made our way back to where everyone else was. When we got there, everyone gaped at our hands.
''What? She's my girlfriend, isn't she?'' I questioned. Amu's face contained an embarrassed pout, but she said nothing.
''Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going upstairs.'' I said with a huge grin.
''Wait! No sex!'' Ainimi shouted after us.
''Ainimi, you know me by now. Of course I'm going to have sex more than once in this house.'' I shrugged and continued walking up the stairs with Amu.
Ainimi made no move to stop us.
''Hey, w-wait! S-S-Sex!'' Amu yelled.
I winked at her.
''Yes.''
''NOOOOOO!'' She screamed.
''RAPE!'' Amu began to struggle.
''AW, YOU'RE SUCH A KIDDER!'' I shouted, throwing her over my shoulder.
I entered my bedroom and closed the door, but, not without locking it. I threw Amu onto the bed.
''Please, no sex, I-I want to lose my virginity to someone c-c-lose to me.'' Amu began waving her hands frantically.
''Calm down, I'm not going to have sex with you.''
She sighed with relief.
''Wait, I'm not close to you?'' I asked.
''Nope, not really.'' Amu retorted with a smile.
''Aw, you bitch, way to ruin my day more.'' I said sarcastically.
''Love you too.'' She said with another smile.
''I thought you said I wasn't close to you.'' I said with a smirk stretching across my lips.
''You aren't! It was just...URG, YOU FRUSTURATE ME.'' She said as she flopped back onto my bed, placing a pillow over her face.
I chuckled.
''You're going to have to spend the night in my room, I hope you realize that.'' I pointed out.
''Huh!'' She yelled, abruptly sitting back up, throwing the pillow behind her.
''Its fine, it's fine, I won't be too perverted, I promise.'' I smirked.
''THAT PROMISE IS A FUCKING TRAP.'' She shouted.
I laughed.
''Fine! I'll stay in here, but, you have to sleep on the floor.'' She smirked.
''The hell I am!'' I shouted.
''This is my room, so I get to sleep on the bed, too.'' I said victoriously.
She grumbled but said nothing.
After a while, Amu asked:
''Hey, can I go on your computer?''
I shrugged. I guess she took that as a yes, because she was making her way over to my computer.
After a few minutes, I saw her make a disgusted face.
''What's wrong?'' I asked, sitting on my bed, facing her.
''I found your porn stash.'' She said simply.
I burst out laughing.
''That's nice.'' I replied.
I propped my elbow onto my knee and held my chin in my palm. I watched her, seeing her expressions change was quite amusing.
Suddenly, her face went pale.
''Amu? Something wrong?'' I asked.
''F-Fanfiction...you...me... Rated mature...'' She stuttered out.
Confused, I walked over by her side. Leaning down, I read off the computer screen.
'' 'Ikuto,' Amu panted, 'Pop my cherry!' Ikuto smirked as he unzipped his fly and proceeded to-'''
''SHUT UP!'' Amu shouted, covering her ears.
''There's already 30,000 fanfics of us since yesterday. I have to read some of these sometime.'' I said with a grin.
''NOOOOOOO!'' Amu yelled. She ran to my bed and flopped down onto the pillow.
I smirked and kept reading.
''Huh...chains...'' I mumbled.
Amu shot up and looked at me horrified.
''CHAINS?'' She yelled before running over next to me, reading the fanfic.
''WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET CHAINS OUT?''Amu shouted.
''Enough of this.'' I said, clicking the red 'x' button at the top of the screen. I grabbed Amu's wrist and threw her onto my bed.
''H-Hey! Don't get worked up! It was just a fanfic!'' She yelled.
I pounced on her, holding her wrists down with my hands.
I leaned down, breathing onto her neck before slightly biting it, my hand traveled up her stomach-
''HEY!'' Someone yelled from outside the door.
''CAN YOU STOP HAVING SEX FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!''
''R-Rima?'' Amu whispered.
Amu pushed my chest, causing me to fall back, and jumped off my bed.
''Yeah, you're definitely sleeping on the floor.'' Amu whined.
Amu's POV:
After that little 'incident', Ikuto and I ignored each other for the remainder of the day. It turns out; I'm going to have to 'move' into Ikuto's room for the next little while.
God, could my day get any worse?
Anyway, it was night time and we were getting ready for bed.
Ikuto had to sleep in the bed with me. He refused to sleep anywhere else.
So, here I was, pushing Ikuto away from trying to cuddle with me.
''C'mon Amu,'' Ikuto whined.
''No! You're cold.'' I snapped.
''Pleeeaaassse?'' He pouted.
''No!'' I said, smacking his hand away from my torso.
He ignored me and wrapped his arms around my waist, pulling my back against his chest.
''You're warm.'' He said quietly.
''Uh...'' I said, at a loss for words.
''I promise not to do anything...alright?'' He said in a soft voice.
I said nothing. I eventually drifted off to sleep.
I opened my eyes, taking a look at the alarm clock next to me.
'12:05 a.m.'
I turned around, only to see the balcony door opened.
Where was Ikuto?
For some reason, I was drawn to the balcony.
Getting up, I made my way around the bed, and out the balcony door.
Looking next to me, I gasped.
The guy with the cat ears!
He was sitting next to me, in a black, plastic chair.
''You...'' I said quietly.
He looked at me and held his fingers up.
''I swear to God, if you snap your fingers again, I will massacre you.'' I said in a threatening tone.
He chuckled. ''Fine, I won't.''
I couldn't see his face, it was dark, and he was in a corner where the moonlight couldn't reach him.
I sat across from him, eyeing him slightly.
''Who are you?'' I asked.
''I thought I told you last time, I'm Kuro.'' He explained.
''I call lies.'' I said with a smirk.
''I do not lie.'' He retorted.
''I call lies, again.'' I said as I perched an eyebrow.
He sighed.
''What's wrong with you?'' I asked.
''The love of my life, ran off with someone...'' He trailed off.
''Oh...I'm sorry...'' I said.
''Doesn't matter anymore, really.''
He held his chin in his hand and looked to the side.
After a long silence, I asked,
''Hey, can I...touch your ears?'' I asked.
''Why?'' He questioned.
I shrugged, avoiding his gaze.
''Fine.'' He said.
I leaned over the table, my hand reaching out toward his ears. He was now turned to me, his eyes following every movement I made.
I stroked his ear, and his eyes widened as he let out a small gasp.
''W-What?'' I asked, abruptly putting my hand down.
''My ears are my weakness...'' He trailed off.
''Huh?'' I asked.
He leaned over the table a pecked my nose.
''Weakness as in...Erotic weakness...'' And with that he jumped off the railing.
As soon as he was out of sight, I heard a snap.
''Not...again...'' I groaned as my eyes closed.
'These dreams have got to stop...'
Yumiko: Weeheeeheee! I'm gonna end it there.
Ikuto: Aw, you bitch.
Yumiko: Love ya too! ;)
Amu: so, sex anyone?
Yumiko: WTF?
Ikuto: IKUTO DON'T USE MY FUCKING SCREEN NAME.
Amu: THEN DON'T USE MINE.
Yumiko: Oh btw, Amu's so called 'dreams' aren't dreams. She just thinks they are
Amu: I touch children at night.
Ikuto: I SWEAR TO GOD, IKUTO.
Yumiko: It should actually be the other way around. IKUTO, touches kids at night.
mu: PLZ R+R! :D
