Yumiko: Hey guys, I'm back and with a DUN DUN DUN: HALLOWEEN SPECIAL. I know I'm a little late, so to make up for it, I also made a new Amuot one-shot! It was actually a project to LA but I thought it really suited them so please check it out!
Ikuto: YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH BITCH.
Amu: Please don't tell me I dress like a slut.
Yumiko: I can't answer that.
Amu: BAAAALLLLLLSSSS.
Disclaimer: Yumiko does not own shugo chara or any of its characters.
''HOLY CUNT PUNCH! HALLOWEEN IS TOMORROW!'' Kukai exclaimed suddenly, jumping up from the couch.
Kyara rolled her eyes. ''No fucking duh, everyone already got their costumes.''
''WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK, YOU GUYS DIDN'T INVITE ME!'' Kukai exclaimed.
''Uh, yes we did, but you were too busy playing your fucking super paper Mario.'' Akari said, setting her headphones down.
''HEY, DON'T FUCKING MOCK MARIO!'' Kukai shouted.
''BOWSER IS BETTER!'' Kotone yelled across the room.
''BOWSER'S A DICK!'' Kukai yelled back.
''YOU'RE A DICK!'' Kotone retorted.
''HOLY JESUS, FUCKING PEACH GETS KIDNAPPED FUCKING TWENTY-FOUR/SEVEN.'' Kyara yelled.
''YOU EVER WONDER WHY THAT IS? BECAUSE YOU KNOW FOR A FACT SHE'S FUCKING BOWSER. HOW DO YOU THINK HE GOT HIS SON, HUH?'' Kyara shouted, her fingers tangling themselves in her hair.
''MARIO'S A DOUCHE WHO THINKS HE CAN GO AROUND, HITTING PEOPLE WITH A FUCKING HAMMER. BOWSER IS A KING WHO EATS FUCKING KOOPA'S FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, KUKAI.'' And with that, Kyara sat back down on the couch, watching SpongeBob.
''Why, must everyone yell, IN THE MORNING.'' Ikuto yelled while descending the stairs.
''I'm not sure, but it's getting old.'' Amu yawned, appearing from behind him.
''Their having a discussion about super paper Mario,'' Ainimi sighed.
''BOWSER SUCKS BALLS. HE ALWAYS LOOSES.'' Kukai yelled.
''Hey, what did Bowser ever do to you?'' Amu asked.
''Eat koopa's.'' Kukai huffed.
''How the fuck did this conversation even start?'' Rima asked.
''Halloween shopping.'' Utau said, grabbing some cereal.
''HOLY BUTT FUCK, HALLOWEEN?'' Amu yelled.
''I DON'T HAVE A COSTUME.'' She yelled.
Ikuto smirked. ''Don't worry, I'll help you look for one,''
''Oh, I'm bursting with joy!'' Amu yelled sarcastically.
''Get dressed,'' Ikuto nodded towards the stairs.
Amu shrugged and went to change. When she came back down, Ikuto was changed and ready to go. They left without a word.
Arriving at the mall, they made their way to the costume store.
Ikuto immediately rushed to the...adult section.
''OH OH, what about a bunny? Or... a sexy vampire?'' Ikuto asked while turning to Amu, both costumes in hand.
''Uh, try again.'' Amu said while crossing her arms over her chest.
''How about...OH MY GOD, A SEXY NURSE.'' Ikuto exclaimed in delight.
''YOU'RE NO HELP. I'LL FIND ONE BY MYSELF.'' Amu said as she stomped away to the more appropriate costume section.
This...was...hopeless...
It had been twenty minutes and Amu still hadn't found a costume!
''What am I going to do now?'' She said aloud.
A costume waved in front of her.
''Here.'' Ikuto said casually.
''What's this?'' Amu asked.
''A costume, it's not slutty but it does show some skin just to warn you.'' Ikuto cautioned.
''As long as it's not 'sexy nurse' I'll try it.'' Amu rolled her eyes before walking towards the changing rooms.
''HEY! IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!'' Ikuto shouted after her.
Amu came out of the change room a little while later and was met with Ikuto's satisfying smirk.
''So, how is it?'' Amu asked.
''It's bonerific,'' Ikuto said as he gave her a thumbs up.
Amu rolled her eyes.
''I knew you'd say that. I like it too, though.'' Amu said as she checked her backside in the mirror.
She was wearing pink paws on her hands and feet, a grey mid-drift shirt that was loose-ish with matching grey short-shorts that had a pink tail coming out of the back, and a cat bell around her neck.
(A/N: AMULET NEKO COSTUME)
''Wait,'' Ikuto said.
He turned around and took pink cat ears off a shelf. He plopped them onto Amu's head.
''Perfect.'' He smirked.
Amu rolled her eyes again before turning back to the change rooms.
She came out with her costume and paid for it.
When they came home, they decided to just relax until it was time to get ready for a party they were throwing at the house.
Amu walked upstairs with her costume in hand. She walked into...Ikuto's and now her room and went to change.
After changing, she went downstairs.
It was packed with people, but she managed to find her friends.
''Hey guys.'' Amu said while waving. They all waved back.
''Where's Kukai?'' Amu questioned.
''Being a retard. You should see his costume.'' Rima stated.
Coincidentally, Kukai came up a few minutes after that.
''KUKAI, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?'' Amu yelled.
''I'M A FUCKING CARD-BOARD BOX, OKAY?'' Kukai shouted back.
''Dude, all you did was tape card-board to your arms and legs. That's not really a costume.'' Kaori said.
''SHUT UP.'' Kukai retorted.
''Where's Ikuto?'' Amu asked.
''Oh, looking for him, are we?'' Utau asked with a smirk.
''O-Of course not! I could care less!'' Amu said stubbornly.
''I'm only teasing. He's in the backyard.'' Utau said.
Amu nodded before pushing through the crowd.
She elbowed her way passed the dancing people, the music pounding in her ears so loud; she could hardly tell what the lyrics were. She finally made her way out the back door.
She went outside and saw Ikuto in a pirate costume.
(A/N: SEVEN SEA'S TREASURE COSTUME)
Ikuto noticed her and nodded towards her.
''You drink?'' Amu asked, eyeing the beer bottle in Ikuto's hands.
He shrugged. ''Sometimes.''
Amu took a seat next to him. There was a slightly awkward silence between them.
''So, where's Aya?'' Amu asked.
Ikuto frowned slightly.
''I don't know, inside? Probably dancing or making out with Seishiro.''
''Sorry...'' Amu trailed off.
''What? You did nothing wrong.'' Ikuto turned to her, slightly confused.
''No, I mean, I'm sorry it turned out this way. You know, Aya and Seishiro.'' Amu explained.
''Oh, that. Well, it doesn't matter anymore I guess.'' He shrugged.
''If it helps, I'll always be there. I mean sure, we don't really get along, but, we are still friends.'' Amu smiled.
Ikuto smirked. ''Friends?''
''I-I said no such thing.'' Amu said quickly, realizing her mistake.
''Hey Amu, can I...lay on your lap?'' Ikuto asked.
''W-Why?'' Amu stuttered.
''You said you'd be there right?'' Ikuto reminded.
Amu sighed and gave in. Amu sat on the grass, her legs stretched out before her. Ikuto laid his head down on her thighs.
Amu stared up at the stars, subconsciously playing with Ikuto's hair.
As her hand reached his ear, he grabbed her wrist.
Amu snapped her head down, meeting beautiful Prussian eyes.
''W-W-What?'' Amu asked.
''Don't touch my ears.'' Ikuto said.
''Why?'' Amu questioned.
''Their my weakness.'' He said, never leaving Amu's gaze.
Amu's eyes slightly widened.
'Kuro said the same thing...'
''Hey Ikuto...do you...know someone called...Ku-''
''Hinamori-san?''
Amu and Ikuto both turned their heads in the direction the voice was coming from.
''T-Tadase...kun?'' Amu stammered.
Ikuto watched Amu's reaction. She blushed heavily. He looked towards the blonde-haired fellow. For some reason, he just didn't like him.
Yumiko: Yeah so, I'm ending it there.
Ikuto: FFFFFFFF-
Amu: T.T
Yumiko: You all might be pissed with me when the next chapter comes out.
Amu: JOY.
Yumiko: And don't forget to check out my new story!
PLEASE R+R :D