Disclaimer: I do not own Young Justice - but if I did there would be no damn hiatus.
Wally leaned against a light post, flashing smiles at the girls passing by on the sidewalk. Most ignored him, choosing to laugh once they were out of earshot. The team watched him in pity; he was either too dumb to notice they were mocking him or too desperate to care. Every so often he would flash a glance at Megan, who was busy staring at Superboy, who was glaring at a statue of Superman being erected in the park across from them.
"Did we really have to do this?" Artemis questioned, sighing deeply.
Megan looked away from Superboy, blushing lightly. "Of course! Batman said we're free today and I saw on a show that this is what friends do to have fun: hang out!"
Kaldur nodded in agreement. "We can also build team relations. This is an excellent exercise."
Artemis sighed again and folded her arms across her chest. "Fine," she conceded, "But while Kid Idiot over there gets rejected I'm going to the arcade."
She began to turn around and stopped halfway, peering intently at the other side of the street. "Is that Robin?" she asked in awe.
All but Kid Flash looked to see Robin surrounded by several much older and very attractive women, giggling and pressing themselves on him. He was grinning cockily, arms wrapped around the waist of two of women that stood on either side of him.
Artemis smiled smugly at the sight, her dark blue eyes glinting with mischief. "Hey Wally!"
Wally glanced at her for a second, glaring, before focusing on the girl in front of him. He was busy winking at a brunette standing nearby, a creepy smile on his face.
"Hey gorgeous," he said, starting to walk towards her. She looked him up and down before whipping out her phone and calling someone, quickly walking away.
His shoulders slumped slightly and he trudged his way back to where the team was standing, head hanging low. Artemis almost laughed; he looked like a puppy that was denied a treat – she could almost see his dropping tail.
"What do you want," he snapped at her. She recoiled slightly from his tone, pity soon replaced by anger.
She replied acidly, "Why don't you find out; look over there." She pointed at Robin.
He lifted his head and gawked at the scene. Robin said something with a smirk and the women immediately laughed, reaching out to grab him and hold him tightly. Wally's jealously was written all over his face, ears burning.
"How does he do that?" he asked indignantly, watching the women kiss Robin goodbye as he made his way back to the team.
"Intelligence, charm, good looks…" Artemis listed, counting each one with her hand.
He glowered, standing up straight. "I have all of that! And I don't see you attracting any guys."
She reached into her back pocket, pulling out a wad of papers with phone numbers. Wally scowled, muttering under his breath. Robin finally returned to the team, smiling.
"Alright, well now that we're all here why don't we go to the arcade Artemis mentioned?" Megan said brightly. They nodded and walked down the street, Wally and Robin lagging behind.
"Dude," Wally asked quietly, "how did you get all those girls?"
Robin smiled mysteriously, glancing at Artemis who was a few paces in front of him. "Just something Batman taught me."He smoothly made his way to her side and wrapped his arm around her waist. She thought about shrugging him off and walking away when she saw Wally's furious face behind them. Instead, she giggling and let Robin hold her.
"I said girls, not beasts," Wally replied audibly, smiling at Artemis's frown and catching up to Superboy and Megan. He placed his arm on her shoulders, eyebrows wagging. "So Megan, baby, you like games?"
A/N: Thank you for the kind and helpful reviews x) Tell me what you think about this one (OOC or not).