Goku's Diary on the stuff he learns, sees, and experiences.
It's also a companion piece to 'the talk' drabble.
Day 1
Dear Diary,
I'm really happy to meet you, Hakkai told me that writing my thoughts is a great way to learn more about myself.
Of course why I would want to do that is beyond me, I already know me.
Day 2
Dear Diary,
Today I ate 100 different meals at one time, Gojyo kept trying to steal my food so I stabbed his hand with a fork.
We then got into a fight and Sanzo threatened to shoot both of us, I don't understand why he does this? Maybe, it has to do with the never been laid thing Gojyo keeps saying.
Day 3
Dear Diary,
We had to fight demons again, and after 2 days of rest too. I don't see why they keep coming after us, you'd think they'd know that we are going to kick their asses. WE KICK THEIR ASSES ALL THE TIME!! All this thinking is making me hungry…..pork…..chicken……beef……….turkey…………meatbuns…….lots and lots of meatbuns………fooooooodddd……….drool
Day 4
Dear Diary,
Hakkai tried to teach me that arithmaticity thingy again, I don't know why it's important, as long as I share the apples, there's no problem right? Hakkai says knowing how to subtract, add, divide, and multiply are important but I don't agree, as long as you know that you have 5 apples and 3 friends then you should know that you get 2 and the others get 1. Speaking of apples 1 or maybe 10 sound good right now.
Day 5
Dear Diary,
Gojyo really pisses me off sometimes. Doesn't he see how upset Hakkai gets when he goes and flirts with a girl. I hope she has HIV, not that I know what that is but everyone keeps saying that it's bad. I wonder how come? Oh well, not like anyone would tell me anyway, they say I am still a kid and don't need to worry about this kind of stuff. Wow, dinner smells great!
Day 6
Today, I learned about this thing called Sex from Gojyo. He told me all sorts of things like sweet spots, pinching, kissing, and all these weird gestures. When I asked if it was true that, that is how babies are made, he replied no. He said babies are made from unholy priests who think they are holy. I wasn't sure if I should believe him so I think I will ask Hakkai later.
Day 7
I asked Hakkai and he told me the truth, he wasn't too happy with Gojyo though. I don't know why but when I told Sanzo everything that I learned today, he got really upset and went to find both Hakkai and Gojyo, not only that he was shooting at everything and anyone that went past him. Maybe next time I will just keep my mouth shut, then again Sanzo gets even angrier if I don't tell him things, so maybe I won't keep my mouth shut.