Sunday Morning!
That morning Sai woke with a devilish smirk and an idea Jiraiya himself would be proud of. He quickly swung his legs over the side of his bed and changed into fresh clothing; deciding tight black jeans and a hoody would be most appropriate for the day ahead as they complimented his figure perfectly... and were also easy to run in from a certain raging red head who would most defiantly be chasing him later if his plan went wrong.
Happy with today's outfit, Sai set out to his local store to gather his 'supplies' for the day's events. First he went to the gadgets section, picking out a very clear and very expensive camera. Next he went on a search for an outfit...In the women's section. After 10 minutes of searching and uncountable scared glances from passers by, Sai found what he was looking for- a short, tight, black dress. It was plain and without a pattern but perfect.
As soon as Sai got home he checked the time. 10.45, although it didn't really matter as Gaara failed to wake up on week days let alone on a Sunday. Firstly Sai set up his new camera. Once that was done he also picked up the dress and a lock picking kit an old friend called Naruto had given him a few years back and headed upstairs to Gaara's floor. When at the red painted door (surprised?) Sai got out his lock picking kit and forced his way into his beloveds flat. He quickly glanced around the main room admiring the red heads taste in decor. When he was finished looking, Sai set up his camera (hidden in a plant with a view of the bathroom door). Hearing the red head stirring in the room down the corridor, Sai also camouflaged himself behind the sofa.
Meanwhile Gaara climbed out of bed and made his way towards the bathroom. Once in the shower Sai sneaked into the bathroom concealed by the steam. He quietly took Gaara's clothes and towel- replacing them with the skimpy dress he bought earlier. After completing the hard part, Sai wandered back out of the bathroom, winking at the camera as he walked past. Sai placed all of the stolen items into Gaara's bedroom. Returning to the living room, Sai opened all of the curtains. As the sun shone in the raven once again took his place behind the sofa whilst thinking 'you won't be getting out of this one my love'.
10 minutes later the shower was turned off and Gaara stepped out reaching for his towel, once realising that it wasn't there he decided that he had gone mad and went to make his way to his bedroom- he opened the bathroom door and saw all of the curtains open. 'Everyone will see me in all my naked glory if I walk through like this!' Gaara thought frantically to himself when something caught his eye. The dress. "You have got to be kidding me!" Gaara hissed whilst tugging the dress over his head. Noting that he actually looked AMAZING in women's clothing Gaara decided to make a run for it. Dashing from one room to the other, Gaara was nothing but a blur. But that didn't matter to Sai as he could always slow down the recording if need be.
As soon as Gaara got to his room he flung the dress on the floor and jumped back into bed, convincing himself that this was all a bad dream and everything would be back to normal once he woke up again. Knowing what Gaara would be thinking, Sai closed the curtains, retrieved his dress and put back everything where he found it as if none of this had happened. Taking his belongings back down stairs, Sai found himself participating in a one man evil laughing competition. (a bit like Lights from Deathnote).
Later that day Gaara again woke, noticing the lack of dresses on his bedroom floor and that everything was back to normal so it all musthave been a dream. After that Gaara headed towards to bathroom to take his unknown second shower of the day.
Monday Morning!
On Monday morning Gaara actually bothered to get up and go to school on time as he didn't feel a bit tired... well that was until he looked out of his window and his eyes fell upon a certain raven haired boy smiling to himself- obviously waiting to walk with Gaara, when all the drowsiness flooded back through him and it took a whole lot of strength for the red head to not just turn around and slide back into bed. As Gaara left the flat he was pounced and thrown backwards, he could feel nothing during his disorientation apart from something... something pinching his bum! Suddenly Gaara snapped out of his daze and slapped the hand away.
"What the hell are you doing?" he screamed. Sai then replied with the most unintelligent excuse in the world for which he mentally slapped himself for "you spilt some toothpaste on you so I was getting it off" he said.
"Yes, of course. Because I always brush my teeth on my arse!" Gaara retorted and started walking, taking the conversation to a quick close- little did he know that Sai wasn't just molesting him, but he had also put a 'Property of Sai!' sign on Gaara's bum. 'Phase 2 complete Sai' thought to himself as he watched 'his property' storm off.