A/N: Sorry, guys! I promised an update every other day, but I'm trying a bit too hard, apparently, and that is why the first chapter/story was way too short. Therefore I may have to move to an update every 4th day, meaning an update on Monday or Sunday, then another on Thursday or Wednesday, and then another on Sunday or Saturday. This will then repeat for until I am done with this one-shot. After that, I don't know. Oh well. ON WITH THE SHOW!
Keith story #2: Off with the...cliff?
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drove his car off a cliff, broke both his legs? It's not a funny "ha-ha" story so much as a make-ya-think story. For instance: windshields look pretty durable, right? Not the case, according to Keith. Son of a bitch flew right through that sucker, hit his full o' shit head right on a ledge. I saw the whole thing, an' after about forty-five minutes, I realized somethin' was wrong an' headed down there in mah truck. Almost didn't see his truck friggin' EXPLODE! The motherfuckin' engine almost hit me in the ass, after right into my truck! When the paramedics got there, Keith had mud, blood, a burns from his head to his toes!