All the time in the world, Ellis

by BurnTheHotelEllis

Everyone always asks what the rest of Ellis's Keith stories consist of. Well, even if you don't, I'm here to answer that! A couple of one-shots that complete Ellis's stories. Updates every other day. Review if ya like, review if ya don't.

3. Chapter 3

A/N: Hey ladies & gents, welcome to yet another installment/chapter of A.T.I.W.E.!

Sorry if I seemed dead to you guys/girls, I was quite busy this week. ON WITH THE SHOW!

Keith Story # 3: Ferris Wheels & Rope Burn

I knew this guy who was trying to set the world record on staying on a Ferris wheel. He'd been up there for, like, two days or something, and he wanted some beer, but they weren't givin' him any. So he got this rope-and don't ask me where he got the rope from-and hooked the son of a bitch right up to the railing on his car. He started slidin' down… hey, y'all ever hear of rope burn? Well, this guy had a friggin' SERIOUS case o' dat. Hell, his hands were fuckin' Elmo-red! Damn, that was great. And the best part is, the Guinness Book people said he didn't count 'cause he came down too early. And only if they'd given up there beer.