Don't be racist
" Since Takeo is Asian that means he is mega short." Nikolai said. He was extremely drunk and bored.
"It's true. All my asian test subjects were very short"
"Neither of you bring any honor." Takeo said.
" I suppose that only short people have honor.
Takeo was looking around the factory of Der Riese.
His weapon was out of ammo. He saw a body holding a weapon. It had an idol on it. He grabbed it and took the ammo.
A zombie behind him was turned into the the smallest midget.
" My revenge shall bring me honor."
" My least favorite midget." Nikolai said. With one shot he was 6 inchs tall.
" Hey you ass. Make me tall you fucker. I'll make you like first wife." He said in a squeaky voice.
" I had no idea Maxis was able to-" He said before he was extremely short.
" Now you are the same size in your honor.
NO sexual references intended. Maxis made the j-whateverthehellit'scalled.