Sorry that I didn't update yesterday. I had it all ready to be published, but actually forgot to publish it. Stupid, I know. So here it is.
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Chapter 1 – Robin Oliver Queen
Clark took off his glasses; he hated having to wear the thick rimmed glasses all day long, but he had to. He loved being Superman, even liked being dorky Clark Kent but what he liked the most was being himself.
"Come on Kent move it!" Carl said from behind him. Clark shoved his glasses back on and looked behind himself. He hadn't realised that someone else was in there with him.
"Oh, umm sorry Carl." Clark said. Carl made an impatient gesture and Clark got off the elevator. Lois ambushed him the minute he stepped foot into the bullpen.
"Chop, chop Clark, we're gonna be late to babysit." Clark quirked an eyebrow.
"You know we could get there in less than a minute?" He whispered. Lois rolled her eyes.
"Not unless your tight wearing alter ego gets called out again." She whispered back to him. Now it was Clark's turn to roll his eyes.
"All done for today?" Clark asked. Lois nodded and set her stack of papers on Clark's desk.
Clark took his jacket off his chair where he had left it and they both walked into the elevator. Lois stared at Clark and smiled. Clark knew that look all too well. She pulled his tie to lower his face to hers. She wrapped her arms around his neck and gave him a searing kiss. A throat cleared and an elderly woman was glaring at them. Clark cleared his throat.
"Umm, excuse me ma'am." He said squeezing past her. Lois glared right back at the old woman.
"Horny young teenagers." The woman mumbled surprising both Lois and Clark. Lois burst out laughing. Clark showed the woman his wedding ring.
"We're, uh, married." He said. The old woman's cheeks turned red and she pressed the up bottom even harder.
"Well that was... different." Lois said, still laughing.
Clark couldn't help but laugh with her. They walked into a dark alley as they usually did. Creepy, yes to a passer by, but a typical occurence for them. Lois waited expectantly for Clark to change into his suit. But instead he surprised her by taking off his glasses and kissing her. Lois gently felt the wall against her back. She wrapped her legs around Clark's waist and kissed him back hungrily. Clark was the first to pull away.
"Tonight." He said breathlessly. He set her down, changed into the suit and grabbed her in mere seconds and they were air born. Lois' cheeks were still flushed when they arrived at the Queen household; the old Kent house. Clark changed back into his normal clothes and put his glasses back on. He knocked on his old front door. Robin answered it.
"Uncle Clark!" He yelled out, jumping into his uncle's arms. Then he noticed Lois.
"You owe me that gum." He said.
"That game was rigged." Lois said in return.
"Nuh uh. I won fair and square Aunt Lois. Cough it up." He said, having learned that line from his beloved aunt. Clark almost burst out laughing hearing him say this. Lois begrudgingly took out the gum she owed him. He smiled triumphantly as popped the gum into his mouth.
"Mom! Dad! Lois and Clark are here!" Clark heard footsteps from up the stairs and then the Queen's were standing in front of them.
"Thanks guys, I know it was short notice, thanks for coming." Chloe said.
"No problem, I know how hard it is to have a night to yourselves." Clark said. Oliver nodded in agreement.
"See ya later champ." Oliver said, messing his son's hair on the way out.
"Come here." Chloe said picking up her son and kissing him good bye.
"Love you, mommy." He said, wrapping his arms around his mother's neck. Lois' heart melted at the sight before her. Chloe and Oliver left to go for a rare night out.
"Okay," Lois clapped her hands together, "what do you want to do, kiddo?" Robin contemplated this for awhile.
"How about another game of poker? I bet I can beat you again." Lois rolled her eyes.
"Lois, you let him play poker?" Clark asked in surprise.
"Well, what did you think we were betting on Smallville?" Clark opened his mouth to say more but Lois turned on her heel and walked over to Robin.
"You're on." She said in all seriousness. The little boy jumped up with glee and ran after his aunt then ran back to the entrance.
"Are you coming Uncle Clark?" He asked.
Clark groaned inwardly. Leave it to Lois to teach a six year old how to gamble. When the game was done Robin had won once again (thanks to his uncle's help). Lois glowered in her chair.
"Hand it over." He said. Lois took out her pack of gum and handed it to the boy. Clark had to laugh at the scene before him. His smile faded as he heard something in the distance a faint buzzing.
"Do you hear something?" She whispered, only so he could hear. He kept listening then shook his head. She sighed in relief; she had run out of excuses to tell Robin.
"Can we have pizza?" Robin asked innocently.
"Sure." Lois said smiling.
"Shouldn't we eat something a little healthier? Your mother said…"
"Loosen up Clark. It's only one night." She walked to the door and took her purse and walked to the car.
"Tick tock." He heard her say. Clark helped Robin with his coat and rubber boats. Robin grabbed a red cape from his closet and ran out of the house pretending to fly.
"Oh my God, look Clark it's Superman!" Lois yelled out.
"Where?" He asked looking at the sky.
"There!" She pointed to Robin "Oh my God, help me get our pizza Superman!" Robin snickered.
"You guys are weird." He said smiling and buckling himself in the car seat they kept in their car for him. Lois droveinto town, much to Clark's chagrin. On the drive Clark saw something odd in front of the road, like a blue wall.
"Lois watch out!" He yelled out. She slammed on the breaks and skidded through the wall.
"What the hell, I mean heck was that?" Lois yelled out. Clark got out of the car, but the blue wall was gone.
"I don't know Lo."
"We should head back and call Chloe."
"What happened?" Robin asked perplexed.
"Are we still getting the pizza?" Robin asked. Lois looked over at Clark.
"It wouldn't hurt; we'll call Chloe when we get back." Lois drove off to downtown Smallville.
The Home of the Crows banner was hanging above the street, between two buildings.
"It isn't September yet." Lois said suspiciously, looking at the banner. Clark shrugged.
"They probably just wanted the banner up early."
"Two months early?" Lois said conspiratorially. Clark shrugged again. Once in front of the pizza parlour they ordered Hawaiian. Robin skipped out of the pizza place and ran over to the Talon. Clark took his last bite and followed the little boy.
"Hey Clark." He heard a familiar voice. His back stiffened and he looked behind himself.
"Lana?" He asked. She giggled.
"What's with the new look?" Lois walked in between Lana and Clark.
"Well, well look who's back." Lois said.
"Uh, hey Lois. Back? I was never gone." She looked confused.
"Uncle Clark let's go!" Robin yelled out. Lana looked over at him curiously.
"Who's that?"
"Oh, he's Oliver and…" Clark clamped his hand over Lois' mouth.
"It was great seeing you Lana, but we have to go."
"Okay." She said narrowing her eyes. She walked back to the Talon.
"What was that for?" She hissed at him.
"Look over there." He said. Jonathan Kent was loading a red truck with fertilizer.
"Your dad? But, how is that possible?" Clark shook his head.
"We're in the past."
That's it. Tell me if you don't like it, or if you do. Any theories on how they got there? ;) Please review.