Sorry for not updating!
I've been so busy lately!
School started, and AP Calc has been hell for me.
It's a long story that no one probably wants to hear about, but I got misplaced into a higher math level with the mistake on my part. :|
So yeah... been working hard for that. Junior year sucks.
ANYWAY, this is a horrible update. I'm so sorry. My first attempt at writing smut and it ultimately failed. This is on my list to be rewritten... Enjoy.

When I woke up that morning, I had another brilliant plan. I tapped the right temple of my head and sighed with content. I swung my legs onto the sides of my bed, pushing my fluffy blue blanket off of me, and rubbed the sleep away from my eyes.

I made my way into the hallway and bumped into my roommate, hair flying everywhere and pajamas wrinkled.

"Morning," he droned, walking towards the kitchen in a zombie-like manner.

"Do you want to go to the amusement park today?" I asked, following him.

He stopped in front of the coffee maker and stood there, motionless. Finally, he pushed the power button on and shrugged.

"I can't; I have work," Logan remembered as he began to prepare his morning coffee.

"We can go right now. You can go call Carlos and Kendall and then shower as you wait for your coffee," I suggested, neck craning forward in hopefulness.

"Why don't you call Kendall?" the bartender mumbled as he slumped into the seat next to me.

Because he hates me.

"Because I'm showering first, and I take the longest to get ready."

Logan nodded in agreement and murmured something under his breath before whipping out his phone.

When my smart friend told me that Kendall refused to go, I couldn't help but pout. This smart ass blonde was ruining everything! Why couldn't he just go along with the fucking plan like a good boy? But no worries! I'm James Diamond and I can do anything.

"Why can't he go again?" I asked.

"Something about work," Logan shrugged, adjusting his skinny tie. Seriously, only Logan would wear a tie to a freaking amusement park…

"Really?" I wondered, leaning forward onto the counter. "Where?"

"Uh, The Music Box? It's a venue in Hollywood," the paler brunette said. "Does this look okay?"

"Logan, you realize you're going to an amusement park, not an award show right?" I snickered, toying with his tie.

He smacked my hand and narrowed his eyes menacingly at me. "Whatever!"

I chuckled and went to get my car keys.

"Where are you going?" Logan called from the other room as I opened the door.

"The Music Box," I replied and slipped out the door to my car, engine revving to life as I turned the key.

I walked into the small, cramped venue. Although the sun was out, it was pretty crowded for a club. I scanned the room for the sight of those furry eyebrows that belonged to the blonde, double checking all the tall, blonde males in the room. Then my raised my eyebrows when my target came into sight. He was drinking beer at the bar, and there seemed to be no bands on right now. Hmm… fishy.

"So, Kendall, you lying about having work?" I said slyly, sliding into the swivel chair next to him and ordered a dry martini.

The bushy-browed boy jumped at the sound of my voice, releasing a low chuckle from my throat.

"What are you doing here?" he groaned, half tipsy half surprised.

I grabbed the beer bottle from his hand and placed it on the other side of me.

"How many did you drink? Like ten?"

He didn't really respond, and just stared at his empty bottles that stood in front of him on the table.

The bartender handed me my order and I took a small sip.

"How'd you find me?" Kendall questioned.

"Logan. Carlos probably told him," I answered, popping an olive into my mouth before turning to the cutie. "You do realize no one buys your 'I have to go to work' story, right?"

He laughed silently, which in actuality made my heart soar. "Yeah I know. I'm not a great liar."

"You're a lot more delightful when you're drunk," I told him. "And you're sexy as fuck. You should drink more often."

I smiled and handed him back the beer. "But next time, get something stronger."

Kendall shot me a dirty look. "And you're still rather crude, smashed or not."

I shrugged and took it as a compliment. "I try."

He sighed and called the bartender over. "Can I have a shot of liquor?"

"Ooh, look at Kendall being all manly and taking shots."

I purred "shots" more than anything, and the boy stiffened. I think I was seriously turning him on. The bartender handed him the small shot and the blonde downed it almost immediately. He signaled for the bartender to bring another one.

"Slow down there, tiger," I laughed, taking another sip.

"James~," Kendall moaned into my mouth.

I pulled away from our kiss and grinned as I heard a drunk Kendall whine underneath me, shirtless. I licked the shell of his ear and a loud gasp escaped the blonde's lips. I slowly my way down towards his "package," giving him small, gentle kisses down his torso and stopped just above the fly of his jeans. I popped open the button and unzipped it, pulling it off of his legs.

"Hurry!" Kendall breathed, the bulge growing bigger.

I chuckled and pulled off his boxers too. When I first saw his junk, I almost choked on my own spit. It was fucking huge. Licking my lips, I bent down and licked the head, slowly, as I watched Kendall's face turn from frustration to bliss.

He let out a whimper, and then heavy breaths as he tried to contain his moans. I picked up the pace and took in his entire member, bobbing my head in a rhythmic pattern. Going faster and faster, the whimpers turned to full blown exclaims of pleasure, which made my own manhood throb. He ran his fingers through my hair matted down by sweat and gripped it as he pushed his deeper into my mouth. Damn, horny Kendall was fucking rough!

I pulled it out with a pop and got onto my feet. I pulled Kendall up into a sitting position and smashed my lips against his aggressively.

"Do you want to do it?" I said huskily into his ears, making him shudder.

He nodded vigorously and bit his lip. "Fuck yes."

"Good."

I pushed him back onto his back again, sucking on my index finger before slowly pushing it into Kendall's hole. He hissed in pain, and I stopped for a second. He grunted to let me know it's okay to keep pushing. After inserting my entire index finger, I added a second one. Then a third.

"Are you okay?" I whispered.

He gulped and waited for his breathing to slow down. "Yeah, I'm fine."

I pulled my digits out and placed my own erection right outside his hole. I took his hand, and he squeezed it to notify he was ready. Gently and slowly, I pushed it in, making sure not to hurt Kendall. The blonde groaned, face scrunched in pain.

"Move," he finally managed.

I began to pump in and out, gradually going faster. A groan in pleasure found its way out of my mouth and I threw my head back as the tightness of Kendall gave me nothing but pleasure. I was slamming into him now, momentarily not caring how Kendall was doing. Until he let out an ear-shattering moan. I guess I found that spot.

I repeated my actions, hitting that same exact nerve each time, which resulted in a screaming Kendall. Man he was a screamer.

"JAMES! JAMES, OH MY GOD. RIGHT THERE," he panted, beginning to stroke himself. "I'm coming…"

"Me too," I managed through erratic breathing.

He was the first to orgasm, thick white seed shooting onto my sweaty abs. I came shortly after and we fell next to each other, trying to catch our breaths.

After moments of silence, I looked back to see how Kendall was doing, but he was fast asleep. Poor guy had several beers and five shots. He was drunk as fuck.

I returned my gaze back to the ceiling, a smile of satisfaction wide on my face. I did it. I slept with Kendall. I'm done with him now. He was one of the best fucks I ever had, and it was fun while it lasted. It's not like he'd care anyway, right?

Well that was crappy.
I'm sorry guys. I whipped this up in literally 20 minutes because I needed to give you guys something!
And I know if I tell myself I'll write it next time, I won't.
I really just don't have the time. :\
I will try to get this rewritten, oh Lord. I can't get over how bad the smut scene was. -.-
Reviews are greatly appreciated, although I'm kind of scared. DON'T KILL ME OKAY.

I wrote a friendship Kames story, by the way. :) A one-shot.
It's technically "friendship" only because slash wouldn't really be "slash" in it,
but feel free to wear your slash goggles. :D If you squint, you can see the slashiness... Idk it's hard to explain.
It was fun to write though.
Here's the summary so people who aren't interested don't have to look in my profile to see the summary:
There are days like these where you're just grateful that you're alive. Days where you're with your best friend, and you feel like the luckiest person in the world. Today was one of those days. ONE-SHOT Kames friendship.