authrs note listen giys tis storie is not sh1t!1111 yall just jealus bc yiu cant right as good ass me an yo dont have such grate ideas tht i habe!111112 and ya now wat my immoral is a stoopid story and mien is so mush bettr then hat crap!
enway, im sorry this chater is shurt, i din't have tim to right much so nxt chaper aftre tthis will be loinger i PROMIse!1
I wacked th nex day wit a hedake. I had withderls frum blud so i went to ma refirderator and got out sum blood. i drank a hole human worth of bluod den whipped off my fangz so dey wasnt dripin blood no more. when i saw ful i went to back upstairs.i wa lest depresd topday becasue i was beignm my adventure with broc. oh yah thoe oters wil be theeyre to.
I went uop stairs an got dres in a segxy utfit. it was clack alllll ovr and i was warin a blek skrut nd blac top and lace an corest stuff was on it and i had high boots of lether. I puton pail makup and nd black eliner. i llookd sexah nd ver goffik. Den i strt to pack my bag to takje wif mee to battel th eliot 4.
I paked a bag full of my blck falloutboy, rush, keshea, boys like girls ect. awsome emo band shirts that were ripped and my fshnet shurts that i got from hot topic because thats all where i shop. i paked my secy skurts and that were black with pins and belts that were emo and i included my aesome skanny jeans theat had rips and were differont colars. I shovd my chockers and razor bleds into the pockets with my chain necklaces and braclets that i wore up my armm. everthong i wore was from ot topic like my sexu udnerwaer thongs and bars. i paked my wole closet and den i paked my mudkps clothes too because he is elmo lek me.
"LEZ GO MUHDKip!1111" I shouttd dderpresedly at mah pockemon. Than i went out th weiondow an left. l fund brock drinkong dumb preppz blud wile he wited fir me.
"hay zexy11" he said asianly.i winkled at him. I wantd to smooch im but ten bloody mist shoed up wih her fugly poekemon.
'Hi guiys. Yu redy for are adveture?1" she said depresdly.
"I sur am!" Ash said as he waked frim bihind th bushs were he wash hiddin like a creepr becuz he is 1.
"So tottly redy. Brick excamed. but virst we shoild batle our POKET MONSTESR!11" (lol i bet u didnt noe they are calld that)
"tha soun ds awsoome!" i smugged suisidly becus i have the gratest pikemon of aaallllllll tiem!111
THen we all cald out are poekomn and battled them and i beat everone bc ash nd mitsy arnt godd trainrs but brokc is real good so i tink he might ave le me win.
Nnow we was all redy to go to baltle the eliet4 and i was so excited an i just culndt wait!1111"