Mikie: All right
Mikie: All right! I'm back and its time for High School Life…With Vampires?
Maki/Noriko: She doesn't own Naruto or its characters.
Gaara: Masashi Kishimoto does.
Naruto: Can we get on with it?
Mikie/Sasuke/Amaya: Ok then, Story Start!
Chapter 3: The Mall and The Fanboys
Noriko woke up to the sound of hearing the shower running. Man, being up all night trying to unpack is not cool. She yawned, and was about to get up when a really hot red head came out the shower with a towel around his waist.
'OMG, I think I just came.'
'Ok I know you're me, but that's still kinda wrong.'
'So what? He's sexy and you know it.'
Noriko made a noise, and he turned around to find her sitting on her bed with a face as red as Gaara's hair.
"Sorry, I thought you were asleep."
"I was, until heard a shower running in order for me to find a fucking smexy Gaara walking through our room."
She kinda muttered that last part. She got up, got her towels, tired as hard as fuckity fuck NOT to rape him, and walked into the already foggy bathroom to take her shower.
-about 10 minutes later-
Noriko came out the shower, with her outfit on already. She wore a black shirt with blue writing:' I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of It.' with jeans and those little chain thingys you hang from your belt loops. She fixed her long black hair with blue and white highlights, threw on her converse and walked into the living room to watch TV or whatever. Maki came out wearing the same thing, except her shirt was in yellow letters that said ' Sorry…About your face' in yellow letters with her long black hair with yellow and white highlights. Amaya came out wearing the EXACT same thing except her hair was blonde with black and red highlights, and she wore a red shirt that said ' My eyes are up here' with arrows pointing upwards.
People were going to think they were triplets!
"Wow. Notice how we all look alike except Amaya, your hair is blonde instead." Maki said while eating skittles.
"I was thinking about dying it black but I just added highlights to it."
"Hey, Maki where's our guitars?"
"You guys play the guitars?" Sasuke said with Naruto and Gaara behind him.
Sasuke was wearing baggy blue jeans with a MCR shirt. Gaara was wearing baggy black jeans (a/n: lol try saying that 5 times fast!) with a red shirt that has a weird ass logo on it. Naruto wore baggy black jeans with an orange shirt that said 'I love Ramen" in black letters.
"What do you guys wanna do today? Go to the mall or something?" Naruto said while jumping up and down.
"Ok first of all, stop jumping like a dobe, and second of all, sure why not?" Sasuke said.
Naruto flicked him off while Noriko went to get her car keys.
"Hey Nori, they sended our car?" Maki asked.
"Yep, I missed my Viper."
The boys looked at us like idiots.
"YOU drive a Viper?" Naruto said with…uh…. Excitement?
"Well yeah, why not? And don't worry, im not a crazy driver."
Well they sure as hell didn't believe that because she said that with a crazy look. But the gang followed Noriko out the CRBB, and to the back. And there it was. A black viper with tinted windows so dark you can look at people and they didn't know that you was looking at them.
Noriko got in, motioning for them to get in also, and turned on the car. The engine purred like a cat getting a blowjob.
"Put on your seatbelts everybody." Noriko said. She turned on her ipod to the awsomest song ever, Hand of Blood, by Bullet For My Valentine. (A/n: If you haven't heard that song, I suggest you do cause it's so badass.) Everyone besides Maki was kinda scared, because Noriko was headbanging while driving.
-15 minutes later-
They all arrived at the mall, and they were relieved because Noriko wouldn't be driving when they drove back to the school. She obviously has a headache form the headbanging she did.
After about, 5 minutes of walking, Maki asked:
"Why the h-hell is it so c-cold?"
"Well maybe it's that fatass ice skating rink right there."
Sasuke pointed to the right of us, and there it was. The ice skating rink. Maki did an anime sweat drop and walked to get the blades.
" Hey Gaara, you want to skate with me?" Nori asked.
"No thank you." Gaara seemed like rink was the devil.
"Well too bad!"
Noriko grabbed Gaara by the wrists, and dragged him out to the rink.
"Just stay against the edge, then when you feel like you're owning the rink just go farther out. And I promise, I wont let you fall."
Gaara seemed to do EXACTLY as she said, because that's what he did. Then out of nowhere, two dudes, one in a green jumpsuit, and another with a dog in his jacket, zoomed pass them like lightning. That caused Noriko to grab Gaara's hand to keep them both from falling down. Then out of nowhere AGAIN some Fanboys came to make sure Noriko was alright. Which she was, but she was getting highly pissed.
"Are you ok Noriko?"
"Please marry me Noriko!"
"Let me have your babies!"
Is that even possible? Gaara must have given them all the go-away-or-ill-fucking-hit-you look because they all ran away pissing their pants.
Noriko then smirked then said, "I told you I wouldn't let you fall."
They stared at each other for a while, and then laughed together, still holding each other's hands. Gaara noticed and so did Noriko so they dropped each other's hands and started too blush. They went back to the others, who were at the food court eating pizza.
Little did they know, someone was watching them.
Alright! Theres chapter 3! I still plan on making the sequell to this story. i have it all planned out. well this is HyperOffPocky sgning off
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