My, my, my. Whoever said one person couldn't change the world, obviously didn't live in our world. Our favorite locked up Elites have had a few shake ups since I last reported on them. But what could they expect when Georgina Sparks comes to visit? That's right, two more were thrown into the mix. The ever trouble stirring G. and D.'s tag along bestie, Vanessa.

But before those two appeared, the original six were forced to share who they were most sexually attracted to. Poor B. didn't have any potential lover's, but D. had his faithful S. and she had him. N. had his beloved B. And J. well, she had her boyfriend Nate's, and his best friend Chuck's. Yet, the shocker of this experiment came from the little freshman herself. Little J. has been fantasizing about our local bad boy C. Look's like the littlest Humphrey is a bit too truthful for her relationship's sake; she and N. ended right then and there.

G.'s arrival put S. on edge, and landed J. with a new drinking buddy. The two were spotted sipping martini's by the pool side, before one of them chose skinny dipping, while the other decided that stripping down to her negligee's and heating things up in the hot tub with Chuck Bass.

And the week ended with a new Serena secret revealed, a near death experience, and a new secret relationship being not so secret. S. and G. had some dirty dealings, and someone ended up dead, and that's the real reason she took off before the school year, but, a drunk Georgie nearly took another life that night when she pushed the youngest Humphrey into the pull. While she was saved by her ex squeeze (who is now seeing B.) it was C. she called out for. Looks like someone has a heart after all, but looks like older brother won't hear of it.

Am I the only one who's noticed that things have almost gotten ice cold between Lonely Boy and S.? Did V.'s appearance cause this, or was this bound to happen? Will B. and N. actually last this time? And what of Little J.? Does she really trust C. enough to give him her heart? Is C. just playing games with the blond? Or has he finally developed a heart? Will D. allow the couple to exist or will he find a way to break the two apart?

With all this gossip, I'm starting to get worn out. But, never fear my dears. I know how you need your fix of secrets and scandal. Don't fret, with all of our locked up lovers, I don't think you'll be without. Until next time.

You know you love me,

xo xo

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