Back again with the second chapter! Thanks to all the reviews I got and the positive feedback! Oh and I guess I thought more people would understand the title (but maybe it was just me…hah) but for everyone who didn't get it, it basically means somewhere along the lines of "Do you want to come to bed with me?" aka "Will you sleep with me?" lol

--EDIT: thank you for TheDeviant for pointing out my French error (geez the ONLY time in the story too -.- i need to edit properly...) it ended up bothering me so much that i just had to fix it, so now, the note is corrected. thank you again!

Chapter 2: Partner Up

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"S-Sasuke?"

The raven didn't say anything, instead captured the blonde's lips in a heated kiss. Naruto moaned lightly, parting his lips to allow Sasuke's tongue to slip in and caress the inside of his mouth. He could feel Sasuke roaming his hands down his body, ripping his shirt off completely. Naruto began to make a small noise of protest before Sasuke's mouth swallowed it. He felt immobilized as the raven moved his hands lower and lower, finally squeezing the bulge in Naruto's pants lightly…

Naruto squirmed, beginning to panic, and pushed Sasuke off roughly. He could feel himself being glared at with those dark eyes.

"What the hell was that for dobe?"

"Quit calling me that teme!" the glare vanished, only to be replaced with a cocky smirk.

"Why'd you push me away?" Sasuke stepped towards Naruto, once again closing the space between them. He could feel the blond tremble slightly. "I can make you feel good…Naruto…"

Naruto shivered upon hearing Sasuke sound so, well…sexy. Seriously, the guy had such a 1-800-PHONESEX voice! 'It's not fair' Naruto pouted before the brunette pushed himself against the blonde in a way, grinding them together.

"Deny it all you want dobe, but face it: you want me."

"S-shut up! I don't want you!" he cried out as he felt hot kisses being trailed down his neck.

"I know you do, you can't keep pretending forever…"

Naruto was about to retort before lips were over his again and he lost himself to the raven's ministrations…

"SHIT!"

The blonde opened his eyes, groaning in pain. He had managed to roll out of his bed in his sleep, once again, and now was on the cold, hard floor. He got up slowly, rubbing his now sore ass. Ahh stupid bed! Stupid dream! Stupid Sasuke! Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Naruto sighed deeply, playing what had just happened in his mind. Ever since their little "meeting," Sasuke was all Naruto could think of! And, quite frankly, it pissed Naruto off. Not just because he had spent the last three days waking up hard, but also because he had let the Uchiha crawl under his skin and get to him. Damn bastard…he looked down to see the small mess in his boxers and he wanted to tear his hair out in frustration.

Fucking hormones…

He peeled them off before tossing them into his laundry bin. He gulped as he checked out, for the first time in a while, just how much dirty laundry he had. Note to self, do laundry ASAP.

Cleaning himself up as best as he could, seeing he had no time to shower, he pulled on a fresh set of clothes, not even bothering to try and fix his messy blonde spikes. They always stayed in the same, stuck-up position, despite how he tried to comb them over or make them look neater. He had given up eventually. Making his way out of his bedroom, he walked downstairs to see the house empty.

Hmm, guess Iruka already left for work he thought to himself. Iruka was his adopted father. Naruto couldn't remember who his true parents were, though he had remembered hating the orphanage he grew up in. It smelled like mold and dust and the food tasted like shit. He had been so happy when he had finally been adopted. He liked Iruka quite a lot and knew the man worked hard to support them. He was a bit overprotective at times, but Naruto decided that wasn't such a bad thing.

Opening the drawer, his breakfast consisted of leftover ramen from last night. Yeah, even he had to admit, his eating habits were absolutely disgusting. He had grown to love ramen, for some weird reason, ever since he had been a kid. It had been the first meal Iruka had taken him to after he left the orphanage, so Naruto supposed it had a bit of sentimental value. After that, Naruto had plainly refused to eat anything besides the noodles, until Iruka informed him flatly, that he would die.

Naruto had grown to like certain vegetables after that, though he was still somewhat picky.

The blonde picked the noodles out from the microwave and was just about to eat before he heard a loud beep from outside. Damn Kiba, you're just gonna have to wait! I need my ramen! He had taken all but two bites before the beeps started getting more frantic and louder.

"Fine, fine! Goddamn it…" he mumbled irritably before grabbing his bag and heading out the door. There was Kiba sitting in his white pickup truck with a scowl on his face. Naruto opened the backseat, shoved his bag inside, and walked to the front, getting into the passenger seat.

"Geez, what took you so long?!"

"I was eating!" Naruto defended. "It's your fault you were so early!"

"What the hell you mean I was early? You're always the one late! You should be grateful I'm giving a ride anyways!"

"You should be happy I'm even alive right now!"

"Oh yeah, right," Kiba scoffed "You've got to be the suckiest driver ever! What'd you slam your car into again? A fire hydrant?"

Naruto mumbled something, before going slightly red and turning his head toward the window, defiantly. So what if it had been a fire hydrant? It had been a fucking huge fire hydrant! Granted, it had been on the sidewalk, but if a certain dark haired raven hadn't been plaguing his thoughts, he wouldn't have crashed! So, in the end, it was all Sasuke's fault!

"Tch, so how much is the damage gonna cost?"

"Eight hundred, flat" Naruto winced. He hadn't thought the damn hydrant would hurt his car too badly, but his whole front side was trashed. "Man, I'm going to work double shifts at work…in the meantime though," he said cheerfully, "you get the pleasure of driving me to school."

Kiba groaned. "Fine, but you better get your ass out of the house after the first beep."

"Hey! That's not fair…"

The conversation continued all the way until they reached the high school. "Great, look how late we are idiot! There's no parking spaces left…" Naruto simply shot him a look.

"Park in the teacher's lot then."

"Are you fucking crazy?! No students are allowed to park there!"

"Sheesh, what's stuck up your ass?" he laughed at the glare he got. "You're such a prude Kiba. No one cares, I've done it before! Fine, don't park in the teacher's lot, but drop me off here so I don't have to walk a mile and a half from where the juniors park…"

"Like hell I will…" Kiba muttered before pulling up next a black beamer. Naruto smirked slightly. Worked like a charm. Seriously though, it was considered an offence if a student was caught in the teacher's parking lot, mostly because then teachers ran out of spaces and made complaints to Tsunade who, clearly, did not sign up to be a principal to hear teachers bitching about parking. Nope.

Both got out of the car, with Kiba shaking his head in disapproval. "Dude, if we get caught, it's all on you…"

Naruto's smirk widened before he dragged Kiba by the arm to the front doors.

"Come on, we're already late…"

"And who's fault was that?!"

"Aw man Kiba! Ok…I promise it won't happen again!"

Kiba sighed. It was common for him and Naruto to get into small fights almost everyday, most times about something as trivial as being late (actually that wasn't so trivial to Kiba), but after all was said and done, they were still as tight as could be (although the class mix-up had made Kiba actually pissed).

"Whatever."

Ha! I knew he would give in eventually…Naruto – 1, Kiba – 0.

Walking through the crowded and narrow hallways, Naruto suddenly caught a glimpse of the person he had least wanted to see. Ever.

Sasuke was coming straight towards him, surrounded by his ever-present mob of fangirls. They swarmed around him, touching him and showering him with compliments. At that, Naruto couldn't help but let out a loud laugh. Sasuke looked as though he was trying to keep his temper in check, with the way his eyes were narrowed dangerously. He turned up to look at who dared laugh at him and once again met sparkling blue eyes. He then saw Naruto immediately look away, clearly embarrassed over the fact their eyes always just somehow seemed to meet.

Pushing and shoving now, Sasuke, none-too-gently, made his way through the pack of girls, and walked right up to Naruto, who laughter had died a while ago. He now looked rather nervous and almost…scared?

"You've been avoiding me?"

"Nuh-uh, nuh-uh!" Naruto shook his head fiercely. He hadn't been avoiding him! Well…maybe a little. But whenever the blonde looked at the raven, he got a weird sort of fluttering feeling in his stomach and it made him feel rather…awkward. So, when Sasuke had tried to shoot him a look, he would usually turn (or run) away as fast as he could. He didn't know why he chose to actually talk to him this time.

"Dobe. You've been avoiding me." Sasuke stated plainly. This time it was a statement and not a question.

"Will you cut it out teme?! I'm not a dobe!"

"Hmm…" the raven leaned in closer. Naruto could smell the cologne Sasuke was wearing. It smelled quite good in fact, so good that he had to resist the urge to bury himself in Sasuke's collar.

God, he hated the way Sasuke made him feel, like a stupid schoolgirl that kept blushing! Naruto knew he was now, he could practically feel the heat radiating off his cheeks. Sasuke said nothing more, instead walking away, but not before brushing his shoulder with Naruto's. The blonde felt dizzy. He wanted to collapse onto the floor, but he held himself up.

"Dobe?" Naruto turned to Kiba's curious look. For a moment, he had completely forgotten his friend was even there.

Trying to act normal, Naruto shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know why he calls me that…must think I'm stupid or something…"

Kiba decided not to comment on that.

"I don't even wanna know what's going on between you two…"

"Don't make me punch you again dogface!"

"You punch like a girl."

The blonde was speechless, before stalking off.

Kiba grinned. Naruto – 1, Kiba – 1!

Glancing over his shoulder, Naruto called out to him.

"Hey Kiba, you do know what class we have first period, don't you?"

The color drained from Kiba's face and his grin slowly vanished.

"Oh god…kill me now…"

Hehehe, Naruto thought merrily before striding to the classroom.

Naruto – 2, Kiba – 1

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This time, it was a good twenty minutes before Kakashi arrived.

"Damn, is he always this late?" Kiba idly wondered while Naruto just shook his head.

"Sorry guys," Kakashi smiled "I got held up. There was this huge line at the copier and for some reason all the other ones seemed to be broken and well, I was waiting behind this guy who had to make two hundred copies of a packet and…I assume you know the rest…"

Somehow, no one seemed to believe his story, though no one argued.

"Ok everyone, first thing's first. You will now receive your partners for the rest of the year. Remember, you guys will perform a dialogue of your choice, as long as I approve your topic choice, which, knowing my standards, should be the least of your worries. Now, these were completely random, so don't blame me if you have misfortune…" Kakashi began reading the names off his clipboard.

Naruto zoned out, not listening to half the names being read. He didn't care, unless it was his own of course.

"Kiba Inuzuka and Neji Hyuuga"

The pale, white-eyed boy turned to Kiba, while the brunette simply stared back. He honestly knew nothing about Neji, other than the fact he had been with his boyfriend, Gaara, for almost two years now. And, from the look on Gaara's face, it was clear he was not happy to share his boyfriend with a complete stranger.

"N-Naruto! He looks like he's gonna eat me!" Kiba hissed, slightly terrified of the cold stare that was presented to him by the redhead.

"Oh, wait, wait now. Sorry about that, I read that wrong" Kakashi corrected himself. "It will be Neji Hyuuga with you, Gaara" he indicated to the boy sitting next to Neji who looked much more satisfied with the new pairing.

"And Kiba Inuzuka and Naruto Uzumaki."

"Score!" Kiba nearly jumped out of his seat in joy. I'm not going to fail, I'm not going to fail…he began to hum to himself, while Naruto simply gave a small smile. So he was with Kiba, definitely not the worst, although a part of him wouldn't have minded working with Sasuke…speaking of which, Sasuke's name still hadn't been called. It was at that moment that Naruto's and Sasuke's eyes both widened, suddenly wide aware of who the Uchiha had been paired up with. After all, there was only one person left…

"Our last pair: Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno."

Naruto stole a quick glance at Sasuke who looked as though he was going to murder someone. Naruto sniggered to himself. It was the first time he hadn't seen Sasuke look so cool and composed. Man, I wish Sasuke luck…

"K-K-Kakashi-sensei!" the yell from the normally stoic and silent Uchiha filled the room.

"Aw that's so great Sasuke! We're going to be so perfect together! I guess it was just fated to happen hm? It's the power of true love!" Sakura latched on tight to the raven, while Sasuke desperately tried to pry her arms off, a disgusted look on his face.

"Get your hands off of me!" he shot another pleading look at Kakashi, who seemed to be laughing inwardly at Sasuke's "misfortune."

"Sorry Sasuke, but there's nothing I can do…"

"You've got to be kidding me…" Sasuke angrily turned away, refusing to say another word. This wasn't supposed to happen! I was supposed to end up with Naruto!

"Well, now that the pairings are set, you should get together with your partner to decide your topic. I'll want those in the next few days or so, so no rush" Kakashi then turned to the board to begin his lesson of the day.

This is so great, I can zone out all I want as long as Naruto's my partner! Kiba thought happily and began making a paper football.

"Inuzuka, pay attention."

Kiba's jaw dropped and he immediately let go of the fooball. How'd he do that? He didn't even turn around! It's like he's got eyes on the back of his head…

Ten minutes before the period ended, a piece of paper flicked across the room and landed on Naruto's desk. Already knowing who it was from, Naruto unfolded the paper, to read:

Vouloir: to want

Je. Te. Veux.

Naruto's eyes flicked from the paper to Sasuke's head, which had turned to him, in order to note the blonde's reaction. What the hell?! He wants me?! Naruto almost moaned out loud as he thought back to the dream.

"You can't keep pretending forever."

Naruto scribbled furiously on the paper: Damn it teme, leave me alone!!

He threw it across the room, but before it reached its intended destination, a smiling teacher intercepted it. Naruto gulped. Oh, shit!

"Hm, what do we have here?" Kakashi began to uncrinkle the slip.

Please, please, please, don't read it aloud!

Kakashi stared at the message. He blinked. There was a pause as everyone was waiting to see his reaction. Then, after a few moments, he began to laugh.

Both Sasuke and Naruto stared in disbelief. Both had the same thought in mind.

What the hell, he's laughing?!

Kakashi glanced over to Sasuke, then Naruto, then Sasuke again. He finally got his laughter in check, although it took him awhile…

"Uzumaki, detention. Uchiha…come outside with me for a moment."

Naruto's jaw dropped. I get a fucking detention and all Sasuke gets is a talk outside?? How unfair is that! I didn't even do anything! He started it! He watched as Sasuke stood up slowly, then followed Kakashi out the door, which was shut behind them.

Outside, neither of the two made any motion to talk at first. Sasuke was slightly embarrassed. He had never gotten caught before like this! If he got a detention, or anything worse, he was as good as dead.

"Well Sasuke, your note was certainly…interesting" Kakashi eyed him, amused by the glare he received.

"I'm glad to see you at least used proper French."

Sasuke scoffed slightly.

"And…I must say, because you two just seem to entertain me so very much, I'm willing to make an exception, just this once…" Kakashi grinned before stepping back into the classroom.

Sasuke stood there for a moment before following suit. Did he mean…what I think he did?!

Kakashi gave a loud clap. "Ok class, a little change is in order. Uzumaki and Haruno, switch partners."

And with those words, chaos ensued.

Sasuke was extremely pleased, nothing would've made him more happy. He was glad Kakashi had allowed them to be together. It would help in his "seduce Naruto" plan.

Naruto didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Part of him was happy to be with the Uchiha, and part of him wanted to, yet again, run away. He decided he would stick it out as Sasuke's partner. Maybe after spending some time together, he could finally understand how he felt about the raven. It was weird. At times, he thought him to be the most gorgeous person on the face of the earth and at other times, he wanted to strangle the bastard.

Kiba looked as though he had downright died, as did Sakura, both for different reasons though.

"I'M. GOING. TO. FAIL."

"Wha! No! Why did he switch us?! Sasuke belongs to me!"

Kiba turned, mouth gaping, toward Naruto, who smiled nervously and clapped him on the back. "Good luck with Sakura dude."

Before Kiba could respond, the announcements blared.

"Whoever has a license plate of '3855 YS' and is parked in the teacher's parking lot had better move right now. Oh, and stop by my office immediately, before I drag your ass there myself!" Tsunade had obviously gotten complains from teachers and was not happy.

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"NARUTO!"

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Yes, the second chapter is done! As for the partnering, I didn't want them to end up together without a little bit of a struggle…ah well, at least everyone's happy! Sort of.

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