Three day weekend betches. Well Sunday I'll be at my sister's in buckeye. But still, I wrote this chapter in school :3 be proud of me!

edited

I fixed several typos in it, just to let you guys know.

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As soon as I confirmed my order, I turned off the computer and wandered back out to the living room, in which everybody was silently snoring.

I noticed for the first time that Yuffie was being cuddled by Vincent, and Dem was just sleeping sitting up, his head thrown back against the back of the couch.

I was about to plop myself back down on the couch, but I had glanced over at Fruity and Saïx.

Doing that made me want to feel like an asshole to all of them.

I grabbed one of the many sharpies out of my pajama pants' pocket, (I have at least one on my person at all times!) and began to doodle little flowers on Fruity's face.

On Saïx's forehead, I wrote 'caution: May be rabid. Will not hesitate to attack!'

I moved to Vincent next.

On his forehead, I put 'I'm a sexy brooding bitch'.

I looked down at Yuffie, before adding 'And I fuck ninjas' on Vin's left cheek.

On Yuffie I put 'FUCK YES I love newts!'.

Don't ask me why, it's just…meh.

I trotted over to Cloud and Leon, who were snuggled together.

Upon Flea's forehead went 'Seme' and upon Chocobo Butt's 'Uke'.

Who next…Mansex.

What to do for him….Really aha!

I almost jumped on him when I thought of this.

'I have a blue hair fetish.' Was what it started out as.

Then I looked at my hair.

'I like to smex up blue haired wolves' is what it ended up being.

I went back over to Saïx to add something.

I put a big V between his eyes and on his X scar.

Now for Stabbity and Molesty Pirate Man.

It didn't take me long to think of one for Stabbity.

'Caution: I will stab you.' Belonged on his forehead, while 'Sexy dreads' went on his cheek.

'Man who will molest Demyx' belonged on the sweaty Pirate.

I couldn't help myself, I rushed over to Axel and quickly scribbled 'firecrotch' upon his head.

Being to tired and lazy to do the rest, I crashed back down on the couch to finally fall asleep.

I pulled Demyx down behind me, and he immediately latched on and hugged me like a teddy bear.

I then rested my head upon Vincent's legs, since they were in the way.

A few minutes later, I fell asleep.

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When I woke up, my nose was immediately attacked by the smell of sharpies.

I tried to sit up, but I couldn't move my legs; Zexion was sleeping on them.

I sighed and looked around at everybody else.

All of their faces, except for a select few, had sharpie all over their faces.

I made sure to take note of the uncapped sharpie in Zexion's hand.

I couldn't help but chuckle when I took the time to read some of the victimized faces.

Lawl, 'firecrotch'.

I looked into the mirror on the wall, and noticed that I as well had something on my face.

'I'm a sexy brooding bitch'.

I smirked.

Nice, Zexion, nice.

I read the rest.

'And I fuck ninjas.'

Bastard.

I looked at Yuffie and read hers, making a weird face at what it said.

'FUCK YES I love newts!'

What the hell, Zeku?

I sighed and held Yuffie close to me for a minute or two.

I then stood up, somehow managing to not wake both Yuffie and Zexion up.

I grabbed the sharpie out of Zexion's hand and crouched before him, thinking of what to put on his face.

'I smell like ass skittles'

I think that's befitting.

I put the sharpie back into his hand and walked into the kitchen to get some cereal.

When I was halfway done with my Lucky Charms, I heard someone stirring behind me.

A few moments later, Saïx walked in, and I examined his face.

Doing so caused me to choke on my cereal.

"Hello, Rabid. Why so angry?" I asked him.

He wasn't really mad, I was just referring to the V between his eyes.

"What? I'm not angry." He said, rather drowsily.

I pointed towards the mirror, and he went over to it to examine his head.

"Caution…May be rabid? Will not hesitate to attack…?" he read aloud.

He looked angry now.

"What the hell did you do to me, you brooding bitch?" He asked me, having obviously spotted my markings.

"It wasn't me. It was Zexion, the silent one." I told him.

He nodded and apologized for the accusation.

He then walked over to Zexion and signed his face as well.

'Pull a stunt like this again and your hide is mine, bitch –Saïx' is what it said.

"A bit harsh, don't you think?" I asked him.

He smiled and said, "Ass skittles?"

We both laughed at that.

So, slowly but surely, everyone began waking up and ended up writing protests and threats on Zexion.

The one good thing out of all of this is that Zexion looked to be getting over his cold.

He might get ink poisoning though.

We all might, for that matter, thanks to Zexion.

I sighed before I heard the most ridiculous thing.

'KILL THE ZOMBIES BY SHOOTING THEM IN THE HEAD THEY CAN'T EAT YOU IF YOU MAKE THEM DEAD, SHOOT THE ZOMBIES, SHOOT THE ZOMBIES, SHOOT THE ZOMBIES HEY! They'll limp around in blood and cover things in stains! They'll moan and groan and tried to eat your flesh and brains! But if you lead them down an alley you can snipe them pretty badly cause the best-' it was Zexion's phone.

I picked it up for him, since he somehow managed to sleep through the screaming ring tone.

Everyone awake jumped about 10 feet in the air when it went off.

"Hello?" I asked.

"…Zexion?? You're talking again?!" Came the reply; it was Vexen.

"No, Vexen. This is Vincent." I answered; We had all been friends years ago.

"Vincent?! You're there with Zexion? How is he doing…?" He was just as I remember him; a fucking psychopath.

"He is fine. His ridiculous ring tone didn't wake him up so I answered for him." I explained.

I glanced at Demyx, seeing that they were all staring at me.

I walked down the hall for some privacy.

"Has he told you that his 'doctor' is Demyx?" I asked him.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. He hasn't done anything to him, has he?"

"No, Demyx doesn't even know it's him yet. Demyx's other friends are here too, you know. But they, after finding out that Zexion and I were close friends, told me that they felt horrible for what they did and were begging for forgiveness. Well, only after they realized what Zex had been through, that is." I told him.

I never knew I could say so much in one turn!

"Well, that's good, right? If any trouble should arise…" I will get a hold of both you and Lexaeus. I have already reassured Zexion that." I interrupted.

"That is good!" Vexen snapped.

"We will kick his ass if needed, and I will make sure he dies a slow painful death,"

I smirked at that. "Well, I must go. It is about time that I should go home now."

"What, you are not at your house?"

"No, we all came over to meet him yesterday, and he ended up running out the door. Or the window, I should say. It took us several hours to find him. But, I found him in a tree…In Demyx's front yard. So we ended up staying here for the night."

"Ah. Well, yes, I will let you go. Goodbye, Vincent." Vexen said, and I also said farewell.

Snapping the phone shut, I set it on the coffee table along with a note that said 'call Vexen'.

All of the guests then left the house and into their vehicles.

Demyx also had to go; he had to drive Roxas and Riku home.

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Dem POV

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When I got back from dropping the twins off, I noticed the front door was unlocked.

The first thing that came to mind was that Zexion had up and run away again.

I immediately ran into the house, screaming "ZEXION?!" as I did so.

Turns out, he was on the couch eating skittles, watching TV.

I sighed, then turned around towards the counter.

There was an opened box on it, and when I looked at the label, I noticed that it was for Zexion.

Looking inside, I found TONS of packages of skittles.

I slowly turned around on my heel.

"Zexion, where the HELL did you get these skittles?" I asked, my voice dangerously low.

He paused chewing on a skittle momentarily, before reaching into his back pocket and pulling out a yellow pen.

It had a red little clicker and a green clip thing on it.

It said Ebay on it in black as well.

"God damnit, you think of everything, don't you?" I asked him, while facepalming and chuckling at the same time.

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Yay another chapter done now I'm gonna do my other story and maybe start my 2 other ones xD shoot me please.