I'm depressed; Really, I am. Its ZEMYX/DEXION day and not ONE of the stories I have alerted has been updated xD

Ok I don't really care if any of them are updated today or not, I just want a new chapter to read!

Nexxtt day it be.Wait no, 2 days. Ew, it's AkuDemmy day Dx

WOOOOO. Ugh I'm tirededeed. ILU guys, you know that? hug hug

X-x-X Vin POV X-x-X

A week had passed since Demyx learned the real identity of Zexion.

In that time, Zexion had begun living with me, all of us volunteering to help get his things and bring them to my domain.

All of us also thought it best that Zexion not go to school for a few days in order for him and Demyx to get the space that they desperately needed.

Every now and then one or two of our friends came to see how things were going.

Even though they act it, no one in our group was stupid.

They all noticed Zexion the few moments before Demyx pushed him down.

We all saw him open his mouth to say something…

"Zexion… Do you…Love Demyx?" I asked him one day, once our visitors left (Xigbar and Xaldin).

He stared at me for a long moment before slowly and hesitatingly nodding his head as a positive.

I nodded as well, before saying sorry for what Demyx had done, for what seemed like the millionth time.

The next second, Yuffie bounded into the house, carrying a basket of fruit.

Well, fruit made of skittles.

Like, the skittles were shaped to look like the fruit, like strawberries and watermelon and such.

Zexion visibly brightened at the sight of that.

"Hey guys!! I brought you a house-warming gift!!" She squealed, hopping over to me to give me a somewhat passionate kiss.

After doing so, we starting casually chatting, with the exception of Zexion who was just standing there in the middle of the room with his hood up.

He was dressed in a black hoodie and baby blue pajama pants that had penguins on them, if you're wondering.

Finally after a little while I turned around to face him.

"That's creepy, you know. You just, standing there behind us, doing nothing but staring at the basket." I told him.

After a moment, he shuffled over to the couch to lounge about.

Yuffie and I then began to continue to our somewhat one-sided conversation.

A little while later, our emo came shuffling over and we vaguely recall him just grabbing the basket from Yuffie and disappearing into his room to be angsty or something.

x-X-x Zee POV x-X-x

After Demyx's verbal attack on me, I've seen to have grown a lot more sensitive to things.

Not that I wanted too, no way in hell did I!

I guess I was just quieter than usual.

Yes, that is in fact possible for me! I don't make silly little grunts of snorts or anything like a Neanderthal. I merely only answer to yes or no questions.

So, after moving into Vincent's house and settling down quite comfortably, I stole the 'house-warming' gift Yuffie brought me.

I quietly wandered into my temporary room and collapsed on the bed, turning on the television and switching the channel to E!, only to find that my favorite show, the Soup, was on. (A/n: Ew, run on sentence.)

I snuggled, yes, snuggled, into my soft chocobo blanket and began to eat my skittles and happily watch Joel Mchale make fun of the Hills.

¾ of the way through the show, I heard Vincent and Yuffie walking past my door towards his room; great. I get to listen to sex.

I should probably go get the shower going soon then.

Luckily, the cold shower was unnecessary, as they were rather quiet.

I popped in Wayne's World after the Soup ended, but ended falling asleep in the beginning of it, my face in the basket of skittle fruit.

x-x-x

The next day, I was 'allowed' to go to school again.

I was in the bathroom putting eyeliner on, (Shut up! I have been told countless times that I look hot in it!)while listening to Tranquilize by the Killers on my iPod.

Oh yea, I don't know how I managed to forget, but my birthday is today; The Ninth of June.

I probably wouldn't of had remembered if Vincent didn't come in, rip my ear piece out and hand me a cookie saying 'happy birthday'.

Of course he knows my birthday; We're like, bestedist friendssssss.

I gave him a look and raised my eyebrows.

"711 was out of skittles." Was all he told me.

I sighed and finished getting ready to go to school, a place that I wanted to both avoid and go to at the same time.

"Come on, we can't be late, or Mr. Bugenhagen will skin us alive," He told me, and I snorted.

Vincent sighed in response. "You've been going to this school for at least 3 weeks and are just now learning our home room teacher's name?" He asked, and I shrugged.

"I liked it better when you came up with some smart-ass comeback to say," He grumbled, and I stuck my tongue out at him (manly!).

"Come on…" He said, pulling me out of the house and into Yuffie's pink mini cooper (not so manly!).

I gave Vincent a look that said 'Why must we take this?' and he only shrugged.

"This car is perfect for us Zexy! We're both real tiny and we fit in it perfectly!" Yuffie squealed, coming halfway to the back to hug me.

Afterwards I glared at her and growled, but not before Vincent and I freaked, Vincent lunging and barely making it to the wheel in time.

After Yuffie got the steering wheel back, I heard Vincent say something like "Barbie and Ken in the Italian Job…" which made me scoff.

Once at school, we followed routine and immediately veered towards our lunch table, for breakfast.

On my iPod, Tranquilize by the Killers came on and I silently hummed to it.

Out of nowhere the vice principal came up and jacked my iPod from me.

I looked up and gave him an irritated look.

"You can have it back once your parents come to pick it up,"(1) He told me, and I continued to stare at him.

He sighed and began to walk off with my iPod.

Me being not very happy about this, at all, I stood up and began to walk after him, right beside him, staring at him the whole time.

I followed him around the whole school, and several people turned to see the 'emo-kid' staring down the vice-principal.

How the hell would they find something like this interesting??

Finally, the first bell rang but I didn't go to class, of course not.

Nope; I followed him still, straight to his office.

The bastard seemed to be ignoring me the whole time.

When he sat down in his chair, I sat on top of his desk, smack dab in the middle, criss-cross applesauce.

x-x-x Elsewhere x-x-x

"Mr. Bugenhagen, I do not believe Zexion will be joining us for a while; He is retrieving his iPod back from the VP." Vincent said, before sitting in his seat.

x-x-x

I grabbed a bag of skittles from my backpack and began to munch on them, staring at the VP the whole time, my eyebrows raised.

He did his work on a clipboard instead of the desk, that smartass.

He got up to go to the restroom once too, and I waited for him outside the bathroom.

Finally, lunch came around.

Vincent walked in, and smirked at the sight.

Well, I didn't see, rather, I just felt it.

He came up behind me and picked me up from the desk, throwing me over his shoulder.

"I'm afraid I must borrow this," He told the VP.

Once he turned to leave, I was facing that crook again.

I narrowed my eyes at him and did that 'I have my eyes on you' thing with my two fingers.

Vincent carried me back to our group's lunch table.

"What the hell Vin?" I heard Axel ask.

"The Vice Principal took his iPod and Zee has been torturing the guy all morning." Said brooding bitch explained.

Everyone laughed at this as I was set down, and I took my seat.

Everyone then gathered around me, making me become rather wary and paranoid.

They then sang a quick chorus of 'Happy Birthday' to me, before I felt something cover my head.

Something squishy, gooey, and soft…

They shoved and entire cake onto my head.

It had skittles in it, mind you.

I mindlessly tried to find a skittle on the outer layer of the cake that had eaten my head, and once I did find one, I shoved my whole hand into the cake near my mouth so I could happily chew on the candy.

After I ate it, I let my arm hang where it was.

It was also then that I realized that I couldn't breathe.

I frantically tried to get all the cake off of my head, but it was really hard for some reason.

"Jesus, guys! Just because I hate him doesn't mean you have to go and kill him for me!!" Snarled a painfully familiar voice; Demyx.

I felt another pair of hands getting the cake off of my face, and I was finally able to breathe again.

I gave Demyx an innocent look, but he only glared at me.

He pulled something from his backpack, and shoved it into my chest; It was a whole bunch of happy birthday cards from family and Vex and Lex, all rubber banded together in one big bundle.

Demyx then stomped off, not sparing anyone else a glance.

I mentally sighed, and put the letters away into my backpack.

I ate a few more handfuls of cake before the bell rang, and I headed towards the vice principal's office once more.

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This chapter is long! :D yayness!

(1)- that's how it goes at my school. You get your phone or ipod or something taken away, your parents have to come get it for you Dx

It's a good thing I don't own either of those items :D