E-d-I-t N-u-M-e-R-o D-e-U-x!: oK I fixed this one up a bit, got rid of the typos and made screwed up sentences make sense.
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You know what would be totally awesome? A Bridget Jones parody like this. Demy would be Bridget, Zexion would be Darcy and Axel would be…Daniel Cleaver. Couldn't think of his name for a second there…Or a Butterfly Effect one!
So don't shoot me if you see a crazy-ass parody like that pop up xD
One thing I noticed in this chapter: There's like, only a few bad words -cheer-
x-X-x Dem POV x-X-x
"Jesus, guys! Just because I hate him doesn't mean you have to go and kill him for me!!" I screamed, running over and scraping all of the cake off of Zexion's face.
I refuse to use the term 'ex-lover'; The bastard doesn't deserve it.
He gave me an innocent look with a very small smile.
Seeing that, plus the sad look in his eyes, made me want to grab him and snuggle him up!
But, Alas, I hate him, so I cannot.
I glared at him, before grabbing a huge rubber banded pack of happy birthday letters that arrived in the mail yesterday, from my backpack.
After that I stomped off to go to my next class.
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During the class (Marine Biology), I was very distracted.
I was thinking about Zex; and kinda sorta about all the things we've been through.
Now I know we haven't been through a lot, but still.
I was also thinking of what he's been through, which made me start to feel guilty and crap; I must've shattered his pride the day I discovered his true identity…
Makes me sound like a secret agent :D
"Demyx, are you paying attention? Tell me, what is the scientific name for this fish?"
X-x-X Vin POV X-x-X
I've been waiting for him for some time now, it seems…
Zexion was still in the Vice Principal's office, attempting to get his ipod back.
After he had left again, I cleaned up all the cake and put it into a container so we could have more later.
During my next class, Mr. Bugenhagen asked me of Zexion's whereabouts again.
"Is he still off bugging the Vice?" He asked, and I merely nodded, smirking.
He did that creepy laugh of his and went to the front of the class again to continue his lesson.
Finally, the last class ended, and I wandered to the VP's office.
Right before I entered, I heard the VP say, "But son, you have to wait for your parents to come get it!" In a somewhat whiney voice.
I walked in and picked Zexion up again, who was still on his desk.
"Sir, Zexion is only here temporarily. His parents are back in Idaho, as are the rest of his family. Demyx Entwurf and I are somewhat his guardians for the time being." I explained.
Vice Principle Stuko sighed, before unlocking his desk drawer and handing back Zexion's iPod.
Zexion glared at him and snatched it back.
"I now get it; what he was trying to explain…He kept circling Idaho on my map, but he wouldn't say anything, so of course I had no idea what the crap he meant." He said, and I sighed.
"Well, yes. That is the reason he is here, because he is extra anti-social." I explained.
"We must leave now, goodbye, Mr. Stuko," I said, before leaving.
"Zexion, you dumbass." I said once we were safely out of the school.
"We're throwing you a party, by the way," I added after a long silence in the car.
Zexion looked at me and narrowed his eyes.
"Just because we gave you a cake at lunch does not mean that that was your 'party'." I explained, and he made an unhappy noise.
Once we go back into the house, Zexion immediately ran to the bathroom.
"You're not sick again are you?!" I asked, rather concerned.
The response I got was the sound of pee landing in the toilet water; Thank you Zexion, thank you.
Once he finished, he wandered back into his room to watch some show of his.
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XxX Zex POV XxX
After peeing,(Stupid Vincent, thinking I was sick again) I walked into my room and turned the TV on to Mythbusters; the fathers of Epic Win.
Luckily, it was one of my favorite episodes; One of the pirate specials.
Right when they were calling one of the myths busted, I managed to fall asleep again, with my face in skittles, again.
XxX Vin POV XxX
About an hour and a half later, I went to check on Zexion.
What I found was rather amusing; Zexion practically spread out all over his bed, about 6 (A/N: Not trying to be cliché!)skittles glued to his face.
His mouth was wide open, and he was breathing through his nose; he was also drooling a bit.
One leg was straight up in the air against the wall, the other dangling off the bed.
His arms were randomly spread about.
Hastily, I rushed to get a camera, and when I re-arrived back with one, I took several pictures of the scene.
Hell, I can have fun, can't I?
When I was leaving the room, the doorbell rang.
When I opened it, the guests (who had volunteered to help set up the party)barged their way in.
It was Yuffie, Marluxia, Namine, Axel and Roxas, and Tifa.
"Try and be quiet, he has fallen asleep." I told them, and they all agreed before charging to his room to see his position.
He was currently halfway off the bed, his top half completely off the side.
His hair was dangling and you could see all of his small pale face; his mouth still wide open.
His face was also turning red from the blood rushing to his head.
After taking several more pictures (and a billion more from Yuffie), Axel and I moved Zexion back into his previous position.
"Good God! How much does that kid weigh? He's a fucking twig!!" Axel said after we got back into the living room.
"Well, yes, he has always been rather…twiggy." I said.
"God that kid needs to eat more! How old is he??"
"Hmm…I'd say that he is now…15?"
"15?! How the hell is he in our grade?!" Axel was going berserk.
"How should we decorate the cake?" Namine interrupted, and I was thankful.
"Well, I noticed that he enjoys Wayne's World and the Soup…" Roxas said, counting on his fingers.
"Pfft, and skittles." Everyone chuckled at what Axel had said.("Zexion; Om nomming our skittles since 1993!" Marluxia smoothly added.)
"Well yes. That and he loves Chocobos. He used to have a pet one named Mitsu before his parents killed it." I added, and everyone looked horrified.
"He told me that one time, around the time right before he stopped talking completely,"I explained, hoping to get them to calm down.
"His parents killed his chocobo?!" Yuffie screamed.
"Let us just put plastic chocobos on the cake then? Tifa and Nam, how bout you guys go make the cake, while Yuffie and I decorate the room with black, red, white and purple streamers?" Marluxia suggested.
"What's with the colors? We're not going to a funeral or a death day party." Axel said, rather confused.
"Duh, they're his favorite colors!" Yuffie said, stretching the 'r' in 'colors' a bit to long.
"Yea, yea, whatever. I just find it weird that our little emo buddy is in love with Wayne & Garth, Chocobos, Mythbusters and the Soup. I mean, seriously, those are like the most anti-emo things ever!" Axel complained. (A/n: DUDE This is the third time today I've had the hiccups raawwrrrrfggggggg)
"Well, not really. The soup isn't anti-emo, really." Roxas shrugged.
"Oh, and how so?" Axel continued, raising a ridiculously short eyebrow.
"Well, whatever, let's just…get ready. We only have a few hours till everyone else shows up." I sternly said.
Everyone silently agreed and went to their stations; Namine and Tifa to the kitchen, Axel and Roxas to get booze and food, Marluxia and Yuffie to decorate the house, and me to clean it.
About an hour before we were expecting anyone, the doorbell rang.
"Someone, can you get that I'm in the middle of something!!" I yelled, since I was cleaning the toilet.
Namine was the one who volunteered to answer it.
XxX Nam POV XxX
Tifa and I were in the process of frosting the cake when someone rang the bell.
I heard Vincent yell something about someone getting the door because he was probably cleaning the toilet.
I volunteered, and when to the front door.
Unlocking and opening it, (Vincent was the real secure kinda guy…)I looked to see who our first arrival was.
It was Demyx.
His head was down, his arms behind his back, and his hair all wet and plastered to his face.
Well, it was raining, so that was obviously the cause for that.
He was also dressed very nicely, much nicer than he usually was at any party; he was wearing ripped jeans, a light blue t-shirt and a dress coat.
"D-demyx. You came. W-were you invited, hun?" I asked, pulling him into the house.
"C-come in before you catch a cold from this rainy weather," I said, smiling up at him.
He looked up and smiled weakly before answering me.
"U-uh…No, I wasn't. But, I need to talk to Z-zexion. If you don't mind…" He mumbled.
"U-uhm…"
"P-please! I feel absolutely terrible for what I've done…I need to apologize for what I've done!" He pleaded, even getting down on his knees.
"Demyx! Get up! Don't you dare beg! Yes you can go see him, he's in his room, come on…" I snapped, pulling him up and leading him to Zeku's room.
"Here…Don't do a thing to him or I'll have Vincent on you faster than you can say 'Ah!'!" I told him.
"…'Ah!'? That's not very long…"
"Exactly!"
Demyx shuddered and slowly knocked on the door.
No answer.
He very slowly opened the door and walked in, closing it behind him.
I heard him say "Zexion?" very faintly, before I skipped off back to the kitchen.
Having been so concentrated on the cake, it took me like, 20 minutes to remember to tell the others who had come.
Well, actually, Marluxia reminded me.
"So…who was at the door?" He asked when he came into the kitchen.
I stiffened before turning around and sighing.
"Demyx came to apologize to our little Zeku. He's currently in his room…" Tifa and Marls practically zoomed to Vincent and Yuffie, to tell them.
Eventually, we all ended up hovering around in Zexion's doorway, seeing Demyx curled up with Zexion, both of them sound asleep.
XxX Earlier, Dem POV XxX
I slowly and hesitatingly walked into Zexion's room, only to find him asleep.
In the greatest pose, too!
All spread out on the bed, one leg completely vertical up on the wall, both arms stretched out and the other leg straightened out on the bed.
His head was thrown back, his mouth gaping open, him breathing through his nose.
So, I set his present on his desk and carefully lay on his bed, hugging him close. A few minutes of this, and he unconsciously shifted around, curling up in a ball and clutching me tightly like a small child.
Grinning slightly, I closed my eyes and fell asleep. (hell, I ran here. Of course I'm tired!)
XxX 3rd POV XxX
"So…Should we leave him be?" Marluxia asked, glancing around at everyone.
"…Uh…Sure. For now, I suppose." Vincent responded, still staring.
(A/N: I'm at 1799 words right now and I'm goin for 2000, so I'm somewhat rambling xD 1814 words now…1816…)
"So…pictures, then?" Suggested Tifa.
"Yup yup yup!" Yuffie squealed, grabbing a camera out of nowhere and taking several pictures.
Just then, the doorbell rang again, and that meant that either the guests have arrived or Axel and Roxas needing help to get in with the supplies.
Luckily, it was the latter because we were obviously not completely ready for the party.(A/n:1911!)
After letting the two in, Tifa dragged the two towards the room to see the current scene.
"Well I'll be damned." Axel said, also starting to take pictures.
At that moment, another voice entered the vicinity.
"Hey, why the hell is everyone at this room like a moth to a light? Someone havin sex?" It was Reno, Axel's older brother.
When he saw what all the others were looking at, he was just plain confused.
"What's the big deal?" He asked.
Everyone sighed and sweatdropped. "You wouldn't understand…" Vincent said, before everyone left to the living room, leaving the two at peace.
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2013 words :D