EDITEDDDDDDDDDDD (Again; X/IV/0VIII)

Ok, guys, I get it. You don't like the whole 'drug scene' in the end. Neither do I, ok!? I didn't have a choice in the matter. I had an old friend over who read it and asked me to put something like that into the next chapitre… Don't believe me? Her name's Candace Caine and I haven't seen her since I was in 5th grade before her visit; which is 4 years. So, ok? I don't like it either. But unfortunately, I don't really see any other way to end the chapter (Really meaning I'm to lazy to thoroughly edit). Next chapter will be up soooooon hopefully. Depends; who here actually did that poll on my userpage doobie? Go do it, OR NO CHAPTERS FOR YOU, IN ANY OF MAH STORIES BETCHES!!

Love your now purple-haired cheez-it whore

P.S How come they changed the back of the cheez-it boxes?! I loved the 'get your own box' thing; it was so handy for silent responses xD I was talking to my mom about it and she said that that was the point; Them not putting it on anymore so I had to share x) Oh I edited the story a bit too!

Yus. Brilliant. I was signing up for this site so I could download this house for the Sims2, right? For this anti-spam thing, it made me add 60+9 xD

This chapter has drugs in it a little bit, so if you don't like then…I'll alert you when to stop reading then, I guess.

Anyhow, I've got this other story in my head that I really want to get around to typing out… but I get way too lazy. It's like the only time I want to type it up is when I'm playing with legos. (Yes, legos PWN. Every time I stay home from school I get them out and I usually keep them out)

Another thing; I noticed that when I upload another chapter, some words are changed. Like for instance, I put 'add' and when I put it up, it says 'ad'. So if you see any spelling errors that are missing a letter or something, it's not my fault. Trust me; I'm a grammar freak, so yea.

Two more things, and that's it, I promise! When people spell the words 'wander' and 'losing' 'wonder' and 'loosing', It drives me I-N-S-A-N-E. Ok the last thing xD

The improper sentence thing. I am rarely able to read fanfiction that has incorrect punctuation or spelling, such as: "Whats wrong with you""Oh nothing I'm just really hyper WHEEEEEE"

RAWWWWR I HATE IT AND IMMA EAT ALL THUR HEADS OFF OM NOM NOM

Blame Caleb for this ranting, his grammar is terrible, as is his spelling, it drives me nuts.

AUGH one more thing! (I'm the most forgetful person in the world so don't be surprised at the end of the chap. that there are a billion other things I forgot to say up here) Oh crap! You see?! I just forgot it! xD OH NO WAIT. I remembered. I'm trying to cut down on swearing. Like srsly. There's WAAAAY too much of it in my writing and it needs to stop.

Oh lord, one more thing. I'm not purposely putting cliché things in here; like in the last chapter, Zeku being asleep with 6 skittles on his face. NOT ON PURPOSE!

TOOOOOOOOO THE STORY.

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XxX Zex POV XxX

I woke up to a very fuzzy warm feeling.

Without opening my eyes, I snuggled closer to it.

"Mmm, Zeku… you're smelling extra… skittley today… I might just have… to find them skittles in… a… full body cavity… search…to... find…" Mumbled something beside me, it's sentence trailing off into random mumbles.

My eyes shot open and I immediately looked at whom I was cuddling with.

Well then. I sure as hell didn't expect to be in Demyx's arms.

Being half asleep, I didn't really comprehend that at first.

A moment later, the current scene then soaked into my head, and I jumped from shock, landing on the floor with a loud thunk.

I steadily stood up and looked around, my eyes wide.

I noticed the gift that was on my bedside table (Wrapped in chocobo paper; how cute -/sarcasm-), and slowly walked over to it.

Picking it up, I silently left the room.

I opened up the card that was taped to it and began to read:

Dear Zex,

Sorry. Zexion, I meant Zexion. I'm sorry…for what I've done. I really regret doing it. Please forgive me… I don't know what I'd do if you don't forgive me. I guess I might become all emo and stuff, what do you think? Eh, no…it's not my thing. Anyway I guess I should just come out and say it. Write it, my bad. Well anyway, I LOVE YOU ZEKU!! And I miss you! Please forgive me!! I hope you like your present. Are you proud of me? I knew your birthday and what you like! Well, I hope you like it, anyway. Um…well, I'll stop writing now…I'm going to be late to be early, and I have to run to Vin's house since my car is in the shop…

Love Dem!

I smiled just a tad bit at that, and folded up the letter before carefully putting it into my pocket.

On the way to the living room, I began to carefully undo the wrapping paper on the gift, all the while still in my white hoodie and light blue penguin pajama pants.

"Hey, mister. You are NOT supposed to open your presents early!!" Snapped the unfortunately familiar voice of Axel Flynn.(1)

"That's right, little buddy!" Came an almost identical voice. Said owner of voice snatched the gift out of my hands and held it above my head.

Great. Just what we need.

Two men with what seemed to be sinus and nasal infections.

"I'm Reno, yo. And you must be that Sexion kid, who's been all emoed out and shit!" The other person told me.

The urge to correct my name was so powerful at that moment, but I just imagined ripping his head off and feeding it to Larxene instead.

"I heard lots about you, yo. Axel was always like 'dude I beat the shit out of this kid today, this little emo punk and his starburst, yo!' and stuff…" He continued.

"Reno, shut up!" Axel growled, as I just shuffled past them into the living room. "What are you here for, anyway?" The booze." I heard them converse/fight.

I had not made it halfway into the room when I was tackled to the ground by a blur of black, green and tan and other colors…Yea, whatever. It was Yuffie, ok? So much simpler to describe.

"You're up, Zeku! We got all these cute pictures of you being asleep, then we got all these other cute pictures of you snuggling up with the Dems, and…" Yuffie, get off the poor boy. I wouldn't really care if you killed him, on his birthday party nonetheless, but I don't want to deal with a corpse in my house." Vincent interrupted.

Thanks, Vin.

Next time you're being all…strangled by Demyx, see what I do then!

Yuffie sighed, and got up off of me, helping me up in the process.

Just when I thought nothing else bad could happen, something did.

Marluxia was running to me to put a couple party hats on me (A/N: Like horns, you know, like all of us used to do at Peter Piper Pizza when we were little.), when he tripped over a stray, stale and rock hard peep.

Falling forward, he put his arms out in front of him, which somehow caused him to pull my light blue pajama penguins down to my ankles.

And of course, it being me, Demyx just had to walk in at that exact moment, still half asleep.

"Whoa…That's hot..." Was all me managed to mumble as he scratched his head.

I stood there, absolutely petrified, my face red enough to put both tomatoes and strawberries combined to shame.

Everyone in the room was silent, all staring at my grey boxers, that had zombies roaming around on them, eating innocent people's brains. There were a few that were eating chocobos, but I had made sure to scribble them all out with sharpies.

And then, of course; The doorbell rang.

"…U-uh, I'll get it." Roxas timidly said, and he slowly inched towards the hall where the door resided.

It was still silent enough to hear the door open and some greetings being said.

"Why is it so quiet?" I recognized the voice as Vexen's, and I blushed even more, if possible.

Several people entered, and it was all of our friends, including a couple of surprise guests; Vexen and Lexaeus.

I know Vincent has this huge gun somewhere in his house, named after some god or dog or whatever… where is it when I need it most?!

"Hello, Zexion. Long time no see..." Lexaeus said after a moment or two or silence.

After all the other people began to stare, I finally looked down and noticed that our dear Marluxia seemed to be looking up my boxers. "They were right about big things coming in small packages..." He grinned.

'WTF is this shit?!' I thought, and I visibly did this weird...thing, body-movement of disgust...thing. Like a huge creeped-out twitch thing...yea...

I desperately wanted to move, but I couldn't because Fruity wouldn't remove his grip from my legs (he was like, embracing them!), and then he seriously dared to waggle his eyebrows at me.

That set a lot of things in motion, such as: A very pissy Demyx, Vincent, and well, everybody except Axel, Reno and Larxene, who thought this was the funniest thing in the universe.

Demyx zoomed towards both me and Fruity and immediately picked me up; not caring how I looked doing this, I embraced Demyx like a piggy…stomach. A piggy-stomach! Or a koala. You know, like on it's...favorite food tree...I can't remember what it's called but you know what it is...EUCALYPTUS! A eucalyptus tree! You know how they like...hug that thing for their dear life? Yea, I looked like that on my euca-Demyx tree.

Naturally, my poor pajama bottoms were long forgotten on the floor.

"PAWS OFF MAH ZEKU, BETCH!" He yelled, running off in some other direction with me on him.

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"What was that?!" Yelled Vexen, and the others looked murderous.

Lexaeus was the one that actually made Marluxia pee his pants in fear.

"Oh Christ save me…" He whimpered.

Overall, they decided on not killing Pinky because none of them wanted to go to prison, so they agreed on just kicking him out for a period of time.

"You can come back for cake," Snapped Tifa.

I had not failed to notice that Vexen and Marluxia stared at each other for just a second too long (A/n: Yay 411!).

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Eventually, we got around to dancing to my favorite tunes (Franz Ferdinand, the Killers, etc…)... and drinking.

I did get dressed, a little earlier, don't worry.

Lexaeus and Vincent were very hesitant in letting me drink, but Axel convinced them otherwise ("Dude he might talk, it will be good for him!").

So finally I got to have alcohol for the first time in my miserable life…

At first, it was dreadfully nasty. But after a few more drinks I just couldn't get enough!

All I can say is that I was really, really tipsy, and Demyx seemed to look like an angel.

He had like, these awesome 'glamour sparkles' floating around him, and he looked absolutely radiant.

So I weaved over to him, where he was grinding with Reno.

Now that didn't make me very happy. So, I merely grabbed him and hugged him as tight as I could, my eyes clenched shut.

If I were sober, I would've done something must more sensible, like just make out with him.

He giggle and said something about me being cute or whatever.

Finally, Demyx yanked me off of him, and him and I began grinding.

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(STOP READDDDINNNNGG LIKE NOW. SHUT UP I HATE THIS PART TOO!!)

After a while of that, an unknown hand grabbed both of us and dragged us into another spare bedroom.

In it was Axel, Xigbar, Luxord, Reno (He brought us), Demyx and myself.

The room was filled with tons of smoke, and I instantly realized that they were going to have me do drugs.

I don't know if I should be scared or excited or what…!

"Here, didn't think you'd wanna miss this…" Axel said, handing Demyx what I figured to be a joint.

I watched as he sucked in.

Once he was done, he turned to me and grinned, before handing it to me.

I stared at both it and him in confusion.

"Here, it's like a cigarette. Just suck a whole lot in and hold it in as long as you can before you let it out." Demyx explained.

It took me a good 5 minutes to get it right, and in that time, Xigbar and Luxord began making out.

"How's it feel?" Reno asked, but I didn't answer.

I was just staring at the now amazingly shiny red nail polish that was on Axel's fingers.

After a short while I finally shrugged as my answer.

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XxX Reno POV XxX

After a while of getting stoned, Xigbar and Lux shooed us out of the room so they could screw.

None of us were really that stoned; it was just Sexion starburst kid. He was stoned out of his mind, along with being totally drunk. I'm surprised he hasn't passed out yet! I'm proud of the little guy...

"Hey, cake, presents." Came the brooding vampire's voice.

Everyone wandered over to the table that had the cake and gifts.

Sexion was staring at Dem the whole time, even when he had to blow out the candles.

After a minute or two of just watching him stare, he slowly grabbed Demyx's head and pounded their lips together, both proceeding to make out.

That surprised everyone, yet no one, at the same time.

After that little episode, we finally got him to blow out the candles.

He never got to open his gifts though; shame.

He passed out right in the middle of the cake, while Tifa and Nam were serving it too!

Overall, this party was pretty cool.

Oh, the vampire guy is yelling at me for something...I should probably listen, but...Nah.

Hmm...We forgot about that pink headed fruit, didn't we? Oh well. Like I care.

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ok, uber tired. I have French homeworkkkk. I just realized Zex never really said hi to Lex and Vex, and poor Marly was forgotten outside. TIRED. I'm going to bed. I will really proofread this tomorow, but right NOW, i need sleep. Night night, ILU.

(1) Lol Flynn, Quinton Flynn? Get it? It's the dude who voices both Reno and Axel xD That's my half-sister's last name…Or is it spelled Flynne?

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