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! ! ! You guys think it's OVER?! No way! I still have…like 4 chapters to go, buddy! You're not getting rid of me that easily!! Don't leave me though! I was just randomly bringing the question up, I swear, since the idea came to me a day ago and wouldn't leave me alone and I'd knew I'd forget about it! Don't scare me like that xD

The BEST thing just happened. I was just lying there on the couch, the laundry basket over my head (Don't ask), when all of a sudden my kitty squeezes in under with me. She crawls across my face then gets comfy on the left side of my face where she begins to clean both herself and me. She licked my face and my hand xD So we just lay there for like, and hour or so. I left he under the basket just now…oh, here she is! She's on my lap now; so fuzzy and warm…

Ohmygod guys…I'M SO SORRY. 4 WEEKS AND A DAY DX Forgive me?! Ok good. You'll hate me now… Did you know I absolutely loathe the Naruto and Twilight series? Just getting that out there. I like Harry Potter too, up until it sucked (end of the 5th book. Anything after that is pure shit)

Holy cow. What a lie, I haven't updated for a bleedin month. I better get crackin!

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X-xx-X

Zex POV

X-xx-X

X-Bgm: Because- the Beatles, yo-X

"I dunno, yo, should we wake them? They're kind of in the cake."

"No, let's not. The longer they're passed out in it the more germs there will be for that vile, perverted Marluxia boy to eat,"

"Vexen!...What a brilliant idea, man!"

"Of course it's brilliant it came from my-"

"Shut up, you old hag. I am not eating that cake with that stupid little emo ass skittles in it, or with Demyx in it either, for that matter."

"What, still mad about being kicked out by a woman?"

"Shut the hell up you blonde fag-bitch!"

"You're calling me a fag? Look who's talking!!"

I finally slowly lifted my head up and stared at the three other men in the room, the fourth being Demyx, whom was passed out in the cake next to me.

Reno glanced over at me before grinning. "Hey, party boy, how ya feelin'?" He asked, walking over and painfully clapping me on the back.

His talking though, hurt my head like a bitch. I quickly wrapped my arms over my head and put my head down to where my chin was touching my chest.

He laughed at me, before saying, "Hangovers suck, don't they?" and laughing again.

I glared at him, but it didn't last long as a huge gust of wind that came from an open door somewhere blew in and made me shiver like the day I first arrived.

I wondered why I was shivering so, because I vaguely recalled being clothed in warm articles of clothing.

I looked down at myself, only to see that I was in nothing but my boxers. Meaning, everyone could see all the scars that littered my torso and arms that I had gotten, yet deserved, several years prior.

Everyone awake, meaning Marluxia, Vexen, and Reno, seemed to notice that I had spaced out while staring at my chest, and they looked in the same area.

When they examined my torso for a few moments, they merely raised their eyebrows at me. This caused me to immediately look away, at Demyx.

I turned a perfect shade of red as I realized that Demyx was in nothing but a sock, and immediately looked in some other random direction, silently hoping that him and I did nothing.

"Don't worry, Sex, after you had a few joints we sang happy birthday, you made out with a very nude Dem and passed out in the cake. He molested you very drunkenly for a few moments before passing out too, yo," Reno explained, obviously somehow still thinking my name was Sexion.

We all stared at him, before Vexen finally decided to correct him. "His name is Zex-"

I waved it off though, and walked out of the room to quickly empty my bladder.

"Oh hey wait Sex! Don't you want to open your presents now?" Reno asked, running after me, even having the nerve of barging into the bathroom while I was peeing. This caused me to jump a bit as I turned my head to face him, but as a reply, I merely grimaced and shrugged.

"Ok, cool man, let's go!" He then said, grabbing my arm and starting to drag me out of the bathroom while I was still peeing.

I nearly actually cussed at him, but instead I merely punched him to let me go, so I could at least pull my boxers back up. Once I did that, and washed my hands, Reno grabbed my arm again and continued running out of the bathroom with me flying in the wind behind him.

He dropped me in the middle of the wooden floor of the kitchen, which is where I woke up. I saw him run over to the table of where there were gifts addressed to me. Looking over to it as well, I noticed that it was a-shockingly-huge pile.

He somehow managed to grab all of them, before skipping over(I could just see the little patches of grass and flowers that would appear under his feet while he did so…), and dropping them all on me. The pile was so shockingly huge that I had to dig my way out, and only then was my head visible.

Reno disappeared somewhere again, and this time I noticed that Demyx had disappeared as well. I found them-or rather, heard them-not a moment later, though.

"WAKE UP GUYS WAKE UP GUYS IT'S PRESENT TIME!!" I heard both their voices, plus the accompaniment of Axel.

After about five minutes of this, I managed to fall back asleep through it since no one else had entered the room, and Vexen and Marluxia seemed to be getting fond of one another. So, laying my head on a stray gift wrapped in zombie wrapping paper, I drifted back to sleep.

It only seemed like I was asleep for a few seconds though, considering that I was woken up by the banging of pots and pans.

"WAKE THE FUCK UP! IT'S GODDAMN PRESENT TIME!!" Demyx screamed, wacking a red pot with a wooden spoon. I never seen him so…worked up about something so simple as presents. Oh wait…He must really want me to open his.

Sighing, I slowly slid down into my present cave and closed my eyes, wanting to get rid of the noise. It was not helping my headache at all. Not meaning to, I once again fell asleep.

And once again, I was woken up in what seemed to be only a few minutes. This time, somehow tugged the single chunk of hair that was visible through the hole in the top of the present mountain. "Hey, wake up, kiddo." Axel said, after I made a few pained hisses.

I looked up and glared at him, but that was cut off by a huge wrapped up fancy box that was shoved in my face. "OPEN OURS FIRST!" Reno and Axel yelled in unison, hopping up and down excitedly.

I sighed, before smirking a bit and taking the gift, carefully unwrapping it.

It turned out to be one of the most absurd yet useful thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

"It's this anti-flammable stuff! So when we come around, nothing of yours will catch on fire!" Axel explained eagerly.

It was this large bottle of spray, red label with shocking yellow print.

I stared at them for a moment, the product for another moment, then them again, before I began laughing.

That's twice in one year. This place was really doing something to me, I swear.

Apparently, everyone else thought so too. They looked at me weird for a few moments, before relaxing and smiling, smirking or whatever.

After I finished, I grabbed another present, this one from both Cloud and Leon. I opened the box, only to quickly put the lid back on, and take it back off, then put it back on, repeat process several times. Inside was a small fluffy chocobo chick, sleeping soundly.

After a while I finally just took the chick out and hugged it to my chest for what seemed like hours.

Once done with that, I gently put the chick into the box once more, with the lid off this time, before glomping Cloud and Leon, hugging them as tight as can be.

"He's…Purring." Cloud pointed out, looking down at me as I indeed did purr.

Finally after that scene, I went back to opening presents.

Xigbar and Xaldin's came next. What was inside made Leon ridiculously jealous. It was a huge gunblade type thing, only it shot out(Rainbow :D) paintballs. I couldn't help but have a moment of awkward maniacal laughter, freaking everyone out a little bit.

Xemnas and Saïx were actually nice enough to buy me a damn CAR. Xemnas was rich, apparently, and had to spend some of the money somehow. I quickly ran out the door towards the black convertible, screams of 'GET BACK HERE YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR LICENSE!' following behind me. They actually had to get me with my own paintball gun to let go, but they let me keep the keys.

Roxas, Namine, and Tifa all chipped in and got me a fucking huge statue of me, made of skittles. The most shocking part of it though was that it was of when I was real little, when I first moved to Idaho and met Vincent. I was standing there, grinning like a maniac because I helped Vexen asplode a toilet in the boy's bathroom.

Everyone believed that this was the most…interesting gift, but Demyx thought it adorable, and had the nerve to go over and start slurping all over my skittles. I literally just stood up and shoved him off, before protectively climbing onto it and hugging it with all my might.

Then came the gift from Lex and Vex…

A kit of explosives, a chemistry set and a mini-cloning machine. Ohhhhhh the fun I will have…-insert more evil cackling-

What is it with everybody being so damn rich around here? Sora and Riku bought be about a billion books. I got a brand new car that I can't even drive, a skittle statue of me, anti-flame stuff(which I immediately sprayed on my books), a very bitchin' paintball gun, and a baby chocobo. So far. All that was left was Vincent and Yuffie, and Demyx.

I went to grab Demyx's half unwrapped gift,(If you recall, it had been taken away from me earlier yesterday) because I couldn't find Vin and Yuffie's anywhere.

What was inside shocked me, that was for sure.

It was ALL of my favorite bands on a few CD's, and ALL of my favorite shows on DVD…and the traditional bag of skittles. I felt all bubbly warm inside, and hugged all my presents to my chest, with the exception of the now awake chocobo that was now named Mitsu.

"Heeeeyyy!! Don't you wanna see ours?!" Yuffie yelled, panicking and most likely feeling unloved.

I nodded a bit vigorously, making me even more dizzy, since I still had that hangover.

"Ok, ok! Let's go!" She screamed, running over and picking me up. Apparently, I was so light that she was able to carry my like a toddler.

Once outside, I immediately saw my gift and got psycho giddy again.

Vincent somehow must of remembered that I've always had a thing for those little plastic playhouses for children, since there was a gigantic one next to a swing set. There was even a sign in the 'front lawn' of the plastic mansion that said 'fuck off' on it. I quickly ripped myself from Yuffie's grip and hid in the house, exploring every little bit with glee.

I guess it comes with the whole 'didn't get to be a child at that age so you act like one now' package. Which is true, really. You know…Abused to hell and back during my childhood, and by the time I was taken away I had to stay in a stupid dull orphanage for a year or two before I got adopted by my now step-parents, or Axel's aunt and uncle. And by then…I was in 6th or 7th grade I suppose. No childhood left for me! Nope! And ever since I had stopped speaking, everyone assumed me to be misanthropic. So of course I had no friends, who wants to be friends with someone not allowed to talk?

(Lol I'm at 2008 words!-shot-)

As I continued to explore, I heard the others laughing at my enjoyment. Not laughing at me I don't think…Right? I stopped romping around for a few minutes to try and listen to what they were saying.

"Ha! I'd be surprised if we saw him at all for the rest of the day. He seems to really like this thing." It was Marluxia this time. Everyone had known about this giant house thing, those bastards, so he got me a television to go in here so I could watch movie or stuff, like Demyx's gift.

At the top floor, there were even windows to peer out of, this thing was so fancy. So that's what I did. I began watching everyone to see what they were doing. Just talking mainly. Cloud was sucking up to Mitsu, while Leon and Xigbar were checking out my paintball gun.

"He's watching us," I heard someone faintly say. It turned out to be Xaldin, who had pointed me out. I quickly dropped to the ground, making my head disappear visibly from the window, causing everyone to laugh.

Eventually, I was joined in my new house by Demyx, Yuffie and Mitsu, where we had our own little sleepover. Bastards were right, they weren't going to see me for the rest of the day.

-elsewhere, 3rd POV-

"Reno, what the FUCK did you give to Zexion last night?! He's been acting ridiculous all day and I do not appreciate it!" Vincent snapped, holding Reno against the wall by his throat.

"Nothing that should have him acting like this-I swear!" Reno assured him, panicking. "G-go ask him yourself! I bet he'll have an answer for you!" He quickly added, starting to struggle for air.

"Fine. But if he doesn't have a good explanation, you're as good as dead you asshole," Vincent growled, storming out of the house.

He walked over to the mini mansion, before knocking on the door. Fortunately for him, Zexion was in fact the one who answered. He looked groggy as if he had just awoken from his slumber.

"I'm sorry. Did I wake you? I just wanted to ask-" He was interrupted as Zexion shoved a well prepared message in his face. He had a feeling that something like this would come up so he prepared a letter for Vincent.

It explained why he was acting all psycho and cheery. In a nutshell all the reason was because he had never had such a thrilling birthday party with actual friends. With his step-parents, all his parties just included them and a few relatives; he never had friends due to the fact 'that I'm not allowed to talk.' That was how the letter finished out, besides the 'so having a party like this made me ridiculously giddy. I'm sorry for worrying you.'.

So in the end, Vincent was pulled inside the 'house' to join to sleepover, all falling asleep happy.

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LOVE ME.

Anyway, what would you guys think if I did a prequel to this?