A/N: Thank you all very much for your reviews. :3 You make me smile like a crazy person. Thank you also to HereWeGoOnceMore for putting up with me and my crack.

Entry 13

Laaaaand. Where did you go? I miss you. Come back.

Entry 14

I'm going absolutely insane here. If I see one more bloody dolphin I'm going to scream.

Entry 15

Roses are red

The ocean is blue

I'm about to kill someone

And it just might be you

Someone please get me the fuck off of this Ra-forsaken boat before I flip a bitch and start murdering mind-sl—Rare Hunters.

Actually, that might be a pretty good stress reliever.

Where's my machete?

Entry 16

We are currently passing rocks. Rocks! I am almost crying over seeing something that isn't ocean, rain, or more ocean.

Who would have ever thought that pointy boulders could be so attractive?

Dammit. The rocks are behind us now. Oh well. It never would have worked out between us.

I miss them already.

Entry 17

Once upon a time, there was a boy. This boy had a brother and a sister and a douche of a dad. One day, he decided that he was sick of being controlled by some dumb-ass prophecy and set out to do shit his own way. This was all well and good, but the moral of the story?

He should have taken a plane.

Entry 18

Finally, finally, FINALLY, we stopped for supplies on some island in the middle
of Nowhere, population Nobody I Care About. I shall never again take sand for granted.

Also, watched Star Wars: Episode Two today. That Anakin guy doesn't know what he's missing.

Entry 19

While we were on the island, Odion started helping the mind-sl
"Rare Hunters" organize a union.

What the hell happened to good old mindless loyal obedience?

At least I can still get them to do my shopping. I need a new cape.

Entry 20

I had a talk with Odion today. I had to very kindly explain why I couldn't afford to have a bunch of self-aware mind-sla
Rare Hunters running around. Really, though: how am I supposed to work with zombies who have benefits? This is clearly not a democracy, people.

Odion got slightly annoyed, but gave in when I smacked him upside the head with my Rod.

Power is a wonderful thing.

Entry 21

I feel kind of bad about how harsh I was to Odion. Maybe I should get him a gift...

Entry 22

If I were a tall, bald, stoic older brother-figure/henchman, what would I want...?

Entry 23

Gifts for Odion:

...

I don't know. I've got nothing.

WHY ARE OLDER BROTHERS SO HARD TO SHOP FOR?

Entry 24

We're leaving Random Island: Version 2.0 today. If I'm going to get Odion a gift, I'm going to have to act fast.

Entry 25

I got him socks.

They're purple.

I'm such a genius.