"So Hidan, are you really going to sacrifice the baby to Jashin?"
Deidara glanced at Hidan as he took his Akatsuki cloak off and threw it over a tree branch. Hidan doing the same glared at the Blondie before sitting down.
"Yeah. Why not? It's just a stupid baby, and you know what Pein said to kill all of them. No exceptions."
Deidara shrugged and reached into his bag and pulled out a container of water.
"Speaking of the baby? Where did you put it.?"
"I gave it to Tobi."
Deidara almost chocked on the water he was drinking and stared wide eyed at Hidan.
"You gave the BABY to Tobi!"
Hidan looked at Deidara confused.
"What?"
"Tobi. Tobi the one who likes to throw things in the air up high and we never see them again, un. The Tobi that everyone finds annoying and does god-"
"Jashin." Hidan interrupted.
"Okay. 'Jashin' knows what when hes alone."
Hidan thought about it for a second before standing up quickly and growling lowly in his throat.
"Tobi! Get your ass over here right now and give me back my baby!"
"Your baby, un?" Deidara chuckled. Hidan glared at Deidara before looking around for Tobi.
"Tobi bring me my baby, right fucking now!
Tobi jumped down from the tree tops running toward Hidan baby in his arms.
"What did Tobi do wrong?"
Hidan took the baby from Tobi glaring at it.
"Can I just sacrifice it now? It'll get rid of it quicker."
Deidara shrugged and walked into the woods. Tobi jumped up and down putting his hand in Hidans' face.
"Don't kill the baby! Tobi likes the baby!"
Hidan swatted away Tobi's' and walked towards the woods.
"Stay away from my sacrifice ceremony or I swear ill sacrifice you too Tobi!" Hidan yelled. Hidan glanced back to see Tobi just standing there. He rolled his eyes and went deeper into the woods.
Tobi watched Hidan go before smiling and pulling a bundle of blanket from under his coat. Tobi looked down to see the now awake baby staring with bright green eyes back up at him. He chuckled before touching the babies noise with the tip of his finger. Tobi turned and headed off towards the direction Deidara went.
Hidan placed the still sleeping baby onto the ground where he had drawn the Jashin symbol in the earth. Hidan backed up examining his work.
He grinned.
"Perfect."
"What are you doing?"
Hidan turned and groaned at the sight of Kisame behind him.
"What the hell are you doing here Kisame?"
Kisame, giving Hidan a toothy grin walked toward him.
"Itachi and me where sent to get the three of you. Pein wants you back right away."
Hidan nodded and glanced back his sacrifice.
I guess it will just have to wait, Hidan sighed and picked the baby up to have it burst into a cloud of smoke. Hidan waved the smoke away and felt his blood boil when he saw he was holding a log.
Hidan screamed in fustration.
"TOBI!"
Chapter 2! Srrry it's so short I didn't really have any inspiration.
R&R!