Chapter 2

(To Tobi)

Tobi leaped through the trees before stopping at a lake. He took deep breaths to regain his energy, taking of its blankets Tobi set the baby down on the grass sitting upright. The baby giggled happily as it was sat down on the soft grass. Tobi sat down across from it staring at it's green eyes.

"TOBI!"

Tobi glanced behind him.

"What Tobi do?" Tobi asked the baby who just stared at him. He Patted the babies head before standing up quickly.

"Tobi be right back, okay? I need to go see who called, You stay here and don't move!"

Tobi pointed a finger at the child before vanishing into the trees once again. The baby blinked before laughing some more and falling on it's back. It rolled onto it's stomach before pushing itself up onto its hands and knees. It stayed in that position until it heard a sound coming from the river. As curious as any child would be it quickly made it's way toward the water….

(To Deidara)

Deidara slept peacefully up against a tree before something kicked him in the side. Deidaras eyes popped opened as he leapt to his feet getting ready to fight who ever had disturbed his sleep. He glared when he saw the smirk on a certain red heads face.

"What are you doing here Danna?" Deidara asked rubbing his side.

Sasori not responding stared at the blonde before turning and walking away. Deidara followed quickly behind the red head still upset about being kicked in the side.

"Danna, why the hell did you kick me un,!" Deidara shouted before trying to tackle the red head to the ground to get revenge. Sasori easily dodged it causing the blonde to fall on the ground. Sasori rolled his eyes.

"You knew that wouldn't work brat. Why did you even try it?"

"Why did you kick me, un!" Deidara shouted up at Sasori.

"To wake you up, duh." Sasori said walking past the blonde.

"Why are you here anyway?" Deidara asked once again following the redhead.

"Konan told me to come and heal you guys from any poison but it seems that you are fine. Where are the others?"

"Right fucking here puppet fucker!"

Deidara turned to see Hidan, Kisame, and Itachi come into sight. Deidara smiled before walking over to them.

"Hey Kisame, un. What are you doing here?" Deidara asked completely ignoring Itachi. Kisame gave him a toothy grin before answering him.

"Hey Deidara, we came for the same reason Sasori I guess did. Orders." Deidara nodded once before glancing around.

"Hey, Where's Tobi, un?"

"I don't fucking know but when I find him he's going to die, for tricking me and stealing my mother fucking baby!" Hidan shout still pissed.

"You keep saying 'your baby' Hidan." Deidara pointed out before dodging Hidans kunai.

"Shut the fuck up!"

"What baby?" Kisame asked now curious of what they were talking about.

"The baby Tobi left by the lake!" Everyone turned as Tobi ran towards them. Hidans mouth dropped open at what tobi said.

"Tobi you fucking idiot!" Hidan screamed

"What Tobi do wrong?" Tobi asked cocking his head to the side. Deidara walked up to Tobi slapping him on the back of his head.

"She's old enough to craw and she's a BABY, UN!" Deidara yelled at Tobi.

"The baby's a she? How does Dei-sempai now that!"

"I checked her diaper earlier."

Tobi jumped up and down.

"Yay! We have a baby girl Tobi is happy!"

"WE don't have shit because she's my got damn sacrifice!"

As Hidan, Tobi, and Deidara went back and forth arguing Kisame leaned over to Itachi whispering something in his hear. Itachi nodded once before the both of them turned and walked into the woods.

Sasori not really caring what going on turned and headed back to the hide out.

(To the baby!)

The baby sat on the edge of the river looking in. She smiled at her own reflection thinking there was another baby staring back at her. She raised her arm and became even more fascinated that the baby did the same. She reached out for the baby and slipped…

A pair of arms caught her just in time before bringing her to there chest. She looked up curiously.

"That was close sweetie you could've fell in!" The person shrieked before standing. "Come on, lets go find some people and then I'll take you with me." The baby smiled happily before touching the women's face with her small hands.

(Back to Hidan, Tobi, and Deidara)

"Okay enough of this shit! Tobi where the hell did you put the baby?" Hidan asked.

Tobi shook his head

"Tobi not telling because You might hurt the baby!"

"Shit face! The baby is going to DIE anyway if it's left alone for to long!"

"How?"

"Okay, lets see….it could drown in the lake you put it next to, or a coyote could come and eat it, un!" Deidara yelled.

Tobi sighed and folded his arms across his chest.

"Tobi will tell you were the baby is if you promise not to hurt it."

Hidan looked and Deidara who just shook his head at Tobi. Hidan not giving up smiled wickedly at Tobi.

"Okay Tobi, I promise not to hurt the baby." Hidan lied through his teeth. Tobi looked at Hidan and then behind him.

"Okay! The baby is….with Konan!"

Hidan paused looking at Tobi confused.

"What do you mean the baby is with Konan?"

Tobi pointed behind them. Deidara and Hidan looked back to see Konan standing the with the baby in her arms. She smiled at them as she made her way over to them.

"Hey, guys look what I found! Isn't she just precious?"

Hidan and Deidara looked at each other before looking back at Konan.

"KONAN GIVE ME THE BABY!" They both said at the same time.

Konan stuck her tongue out.

"No. She's my baby now! You'll welcome to take care of her though."

"What the fuck do you mean 'your baby' she's my fucking sacrifice!"

Konan shot Hidan a death glare.

"You will not sacrifice this child Hidan!"

"Why the fuck not!"

"Because…I have a better plan for her than that. Now come on. We must welcome out newest member to the Takatsuki family and give her a name soon." Konan nuzzled the babies cheek. "We can't just keep calling her 'The baby' can we?"

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