Konan put the baby down on the floor before looking over at Hidan.
"Watch her." She ordered and disappeared down the hall of the Akatsuki's layer. Hidan growled and walked away.
Deidara watching this shook his head and sat down taking out sine clay. The little girl made her way over to Deidara. He looked at her and frowned.
"Get away from my clay kid." He said holding it up in the air as she reached for it.
She began to whimper and tears came to her eyes. Deidara stiffened and put the clay away.
"Shhh. Don't cry. Please don't cry."
Her lip began to tremble as she looked at him with sad eyes. Deidara had to think fast. He pulled out some clay and quickly made a doll out of it. He showed it to her and she blinked before giggling and taking it. Deidara sighed in relief.
It would keep her quiet until it explodes in like 4 minutes, Deidara thought.
He watched as she went into her mouth. He snatched from her.
"No! You don't put fleeting art in your mouth!" He yelled. She stared at him. He sighed before smiling.
He picked her up and went to sit on the couch. He sat her on his lap.
"Okay kid, so I'm going to teach you about true art. True art is fleeting okay?"
Deidara's smile widened when she giggled.
"See I knew you were cool, now what was I say? Oh yeah art is fleeting like an-"
"Don't fill that kids mind with utter bull shit brat."
Deidara looked up and glared at his red headed partner standing in the door way.
"Shut-up, Sasori-Danna! You know nothing about art!" Deidara yelled.
Sasori snorted before looking back at the blonde.
"Coming from the blonde who thinks ART is fleeting when it's clearly eternal."
"Ha! Art only last for a second Sasori-Danna."
"No brat, Art lasts forever."
"Art is fleeting."
"Eternal"
"Fleeting"
"Eternal."
"Deidara growled. "GOT DAMMIT DANNA ART IS FLEETING!"
Deidara looked down and cursed as the little girl started to cry. Deidara try to give her the doll again but she just threw it across the room. Deidara picked her up and spun her around but it made it worse.
"Please be quiet"
Crying.
He rocked her back and forth but that didn't soothe her either. Deidara gave up and sat the baby back on the floor.
Hidan walks in and glares at her.
"SHUT THE HELL UP! I'M TYING TO SLEEP YOU DAMN BITCH!" He yells at her. Konan comes back in and slaps Hidan. She walks over and picks her up as she cries louder.
"You can't yell at her Hidan." She says calmly trying to soothe her. She walks up to him the crying baby still in her arms.
"Here" Konan holds out the baby to Hidan.
"Fuck no!" Hidan says looking at the kid in disgust.
"Take her or I swear I'll make Pein send you on 100 straight missions without a break AT ALL."
Hidan cursed and took the kid. She instantly stopped crying and giggled grabbing hold of Hidans Akatsuki jacket.
"I'll be damned. That's the most fucked up thing I've ever seen." Deidara said his hands on hips. Hidan blinked at the girl who blinked back. Hidan handed her back to Konan and she started crying. Konan giggled and gave her back. She stopped instantly.
"Well, I uses that proves it." Konan says smiling.
Hidan looked at her.
"What the fuck does this prove?"
Konan smirked.
"Do you want to be Mama or papa?"
"What the fuck!"
"She seems to get quiet when you hold her."
"So?"
"So…you will take care of her."
"Awww papa Hidan." Deidara laughed.
Hidan was about to say something but Konan clapped her hands.
"TOBI!" She shouted.
Tobi ran into the room jumping up and down excitedly.
"Go get everyone, where having a meeting."
Tobi saluted and ran back down the hall.
20 minutes later~
All of the Akatsuki sat around the living room annoyed looks on their faces. Konan stood in the middle of the living room holding a now sleeping baby in her arms, thanks 2 Hidan.
"Okay everyone! I would like to introduce you to the newest member of the Akatsuki." Konan gestured to the baby in her arms.
"We've already met, can I fucking leave now?" Hidan said annoyed. Konan growled at him and continued.
"You see Pein has already accepted our new member as long as we all participate in training her in some kind of way."
"Also…our new member has no name yet so we all our here to decide on one. Once we do then all of us can go and rest but until then we are stuck in here."
Deidara raised his hand.
"Yes Deidara?" Konan said looking at him.
"Let's name her fleeting."
"Hell to the no Deidara." Sasori said carving a new puppet.
"Let's name her based on her parent's name. A mixture of Kakuzu and Hidan." Kisame suggested.
Kakuzu looked up from counting his money.
"What. Who volunteered me to be the parent?"
"Well Hidan is officially the papa, so it would seem right to make you the Mama."
"I'm not doing this." Kakuzu said continuing counting the money.
"I agree with Kakuzu and Hidan," Sasori said pointing his knife at Konan. "This isn't a game of house. Let's just kill the thing and get on with our lives."
Konan rolled her eyes.
"This is not a game; I'm seriously thinking she could be useful to useful to us later!" Konan whined.
"Konan we are the Akatsuki. No a babysitting service. If you to keep the kid then you raise her. None of us want anything to do with that kid." Sasori pointed out. Deidara looked at him and glared.
"Sasori-Danna, you can't speak for everybody in the room, un."
Sasori pushed Deidara off the edge of the couch and Deidara growled. Hidan laughed.
Konan pouted.
"Fine then let's have a vote. Everyone write what they want on a piece of paper. Either keep her or kill her. Those are the options. We put them in a hat then we see which one wins."
Everyone around her nodded once. Konan gave the child to Hidan and left.
When she came back she was carrying paper, pens and a hat in one hand, dragging Pein in behind her with the other. She literally sat Pein in a Chair and put the hat on his lap. She handed each other the others a piece of paper and a pen. She took the baby from Hidan.
"Okay. Vote. Fold. Put in hat. That's about it. Pein will count the votes up and tell us what wins. Then IF she stays alive then we pick a name for her out of the bag, Of course everyone has to agree with it."
The Akatsuki members all nodded before writing what they want on the slips of paper. They out them in the hat and waited for Pein to count them. Pein sighed. He had work to do; he had no time to be doing this. He looked down and pulled out a piece of paper unfolding it.
"Kill her." Pein said reading the paper. He pulled out the rest of the papers.
"Keep her, keep her, kill her, Kill her, keep her, keep her, and keep her."
Hidans mouth dropped.
"Are yall fucking kidding me! Who the fuck voted to keep her!" He said looking around. Kisame, Tobi, Zetsu, Deidara, and Itachi raised their hands. Hidan looked at them confused.
"Well Konan did have a good point when she said we could use her later." Kisame said grinning at Hidan. Hidan sat back and growled at the expression that Konan had on her face.
"That settles it! She stays! Now what are we going to name her?"
Again everyone wrote names down on slips of paper and put them in the hat. Pein sighed in annoyance and read the first name he pulled out.
"Lilly." He said. Zetsu folded his arms over his chest.
"I think it's a wonderful name!" the white side of Zetsu said happily.
"You only thing that because you like flowers." Zetsus black half spoke.
"So do you!"
"Shut up."
Hidan rolled his eyes.
"I don't like that fucking name. It's stupid"
Zetsu glared at Hidan. Pein pulled another name. He looked at it then threw it on the floor reaching for another one.
"What did the other one say, un?" Deidara asked reaching for the paper. He read it and threw a kunai are Hidan. Hidan ducked and smirked.
"I like the name."
"We are not NAMING HER Bitch!" Deidara yelled. Konan kicked Hidan in the shin.
"Fuck, you stupid B-"
Pein looked at Hidan.
Hidan growled and sat back.
Pein read the slip of paper.
"Mizu."
"Water? That's pretty…I like it." Konan says smiling.
"I don't." Sasori mumbled.
"What would you like to name her Sasori," Konan asked getting annoyed. Sasori shrugged and continued on his puppet.
"How about Gemini!" Tobi squealed. No one liked that either.
The Akatsuki sat there thinking hard on a name for their new member.
Itachi not really caring after he voted for her to stay stood and went to leave.
"You can't leave yet!" Konan yelled at him. Itachi looked at her and pointed to her arms. She looked down to see the little baby girl now awake and giggling.
She looked at Itachi.
"Kasai." Was all Itachi said before exiting the room. Konan looked around. No one said anything.
"Any arguments on that one?"
Silence.
Itachi barley talked, so when he did the Akatsuki took it as sign the he knew what he was talking about. No one argued with him either.
Konan snuggled the child. She giggled.
"I guess your name is Kasai." Konan squealed.
Pein stood up and looked at them.
"Your all dismissed."
Chapter 3! I'm so sorry for not posting anything sooner. I've had a lot of things to do. Also I had writers block. But I'm back and here it is! I wrote a lot.
Plzzz R&R!
If anyone doesn't know, Kasai means Fire. Well according to Google translate anyway.