"Wake up, retard." Kakuzu opened his eyes and glared at me. I was pretty proud of myself to wake up before him.
"Hn." He sat up and stretched then slowy got dressed. The sun was barely visible and the near by clouds were hardly the color pink. I looked back at Kakuzu who walked into the bathroom and picked up the scroll that was near his bed. Moments later he came back out and grabbed his bag.
"Where are we supposed to meet him?"
"He's to meet us in a little cottage 9 miles from the west of Konohagakure." He closed up the scroll and began toward the door and I followed him out.
The hotel we were in was close to Konoha and it only took us an hour to find the cottage. It was rather scrawny looking and had a chimney that puffed out smoke. Me and Kakuzu looked at eachother and walked up to door. I hesistatly knocked on it to hear the foot steps on the other side. It swung open to reveal a young man in his 20's.
"You must be the Akatsuki." The young man smiled very warmly. He had pink rose eyes, blonde hair, and white skin that resembled Itachi's. Yep, he was an albino.
"I am Hoshigaki Kisame." I returned a sharky grin. I looked at Kakuzu who seemed to be enchanced in the blond.
"And this is your new partner, Kakuzu." I wasn't sure if I should have answered for him but he seemed greatful for me to anyway.
"Alright. I'll go get my sh-stuff." He walked back in side. The boy had a very upbeat personality. I looked back at Kakuzu, who let out a breath and shuddered.
"What the hell, Kakuzu?" I gave him a chuckle. He glared, then looked the opposite direction. The Jashinist came back out with the cloak on and his belonging's. He jumped from the porch and began walking.
"Ok, Im ready lets g-HOLY JASHIN! FUCKING OW DAMN, DOUCHE, FUCK! DEAR FUCKING KAMI!..." The blond continued the swearing and stood in front of a rock holding his damaged toe. Kakuzu seemed to have a blush on his face. Then it hit me.
"You like him dont yo-!" His stitched up hand slammed onto my mouth. We both looked back at the religious man, who was still too busy to have heard my comment.
"Don't tell him, he'd probably turn me down anyway." His eyes lowered and slowly let go of my jaw. Hidan 'recovered' and walked toward the two of us.
"Ok I m ready...Hey what the fucks wrong with him." He cocked his head to one side and stared at the dark man. The close contact made Kakuzu jump and begin to walk the wrong direction.
"Kakuzu this way." I pointed the opposite direction and he turned on his heel. Hidan chuckled, Kakuzu had a cloud over his head. We followed Kakuzu all the way back to the base.
KakuXHida! :3 R&R