Naruto and Characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto

When I reached the hall closet I pulled out a couple of blankets and a pillow. I decided to let Itachi sleep on my bed, since his 'somehow' broke. I entered the room and looked back to see Hidan looking at me questionably. Pushing Itachi closer to the wall I notice the book I got, on the counter. I grabbed the object and threw it under the bed once again. Then placed the pillow next to the teen's head and slipped under the covers with the extra blanket. He didn't seem to notice and wrapped my blue arms around him. He let out a sigh, which made me shutter with that happy feeling. Whats it called again?

Itachi's back warmed my chest as I held him close and kissed him on the back of his head.

"Kisame?" I was startled from sound and answered immediately.

"Yes, Itachi?" Another one of his infamous pauses.

"Do...you love me?" He moved his head enough to see my face.

"What do you think?" I narrowed my head and licked his earlobe. His response was a small moan.

"I think you just want to get inside my pants..." Itachi smirked back which left me speechless.

"Yeah, I just want to fuck you into my mattress(1)..." I didnt finish and Itachi glared at me and pushed me off the bed.

"Wake me up when you have my breakfast..." Then he pushed off the pillow and blanket. "Good Night, Baka."

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Waking up on the floor again...Damn. The sun wasn't very visible from the hideout but you could still see the clouds and a bright pattern of colors. My hand felt my face and ran up my gills and through my blue hair. When I tried to stand up my back throbbed and fell back to the floor. I attempted again and was lucky to make it through the door. Sasori was in the Living room carving an arm for a puppet. The wall supported me as I stumbled in. He noticed my appearance and waved at me with the arm.

"So. How was last night?" An eyebrow of his lifted with the rest of his face emotionless. I knew what he was asking... 'Did Itachi fuck you so hard that it's too painful for you to walk?'

"He told me what happened and made me sleep on the floor..."

"Nothing else?" What he really asked was, 'Then did he join on the floor and YOU fucked him senseless?'

"Apparently not." His eyebrow fell and he went back to his work.

"But we had sex."

"I KNEW IT!" He jumped from the couch and the puppet parts fell to the floor.

"Got ya..." His victory face came to a halt and he glared at me. Slowly he collected the parts and went back to his work.

"Sorry, thought there would be something unusual in this fucking place." He looked like he needed some beer.

"UNUSUAL?? Theres a fucking plant doing missions, we have a guy with five hearts, an immortal who cusses like no other, a (sexy) teen that killed a famous clan, and to top that all off there's a puppet in the livingroom talking to a frickin shark!" I took in a breath. I know, I know, I overacted. But still, I had a point.

"Your right, but after working here for sometime, it feels normal. But something that involves emotion in this dump is definently unusual. The only emotion here is greed and lust. It's been awhile since there has been a new emotion. And also me and Kakuzu had a bet with Hidan and Zetsu." -Sigh- I hate it when he's-WHAT!?

"You had a what?!"

"Hidan and Leader betted that You and Itachi would just piss eachother off and not become an item. But me and Kakuzu betted that you two will confess your love and other romantic shit." So confident with other people. But that does make sense though... Kakuzu probably agreed to do Itachi's 'dirty work' for the money he gave him AND to earn more money from this bet, knowing that it's mostly likely true. Sneeky Bastard.

"Hey, where is Kakuzu anyway?"

"I think he's still in his room." I turned and started for his room. "But..." I turn back to Sasori who gave me his devilish smile. "He might be..."

"Ok, Ok, I get it. He's busy. See ya around." Sasori responed with a nod. I slowly moved into the kitchen and grabbed some eggs, peppers, tomatoes, and cheese. I turned on the stove and placed the skillet on the one of the spirals. After 7 minutes I had enough omletes for me and Itachi. Slowly I approached our room and opened the door. Itachi was still laying on the bed.

I sat myself on the edge of the bed and moved the food in front of Itachi's face but got no reaction. I shrugged it off and looked back at me food. It look delicious so I cut a peice off and placed it in my mouth. It was decident. I cut another peice off and saw Itachi sit up, he rubbed his eyes and saw me next to him. I stopped and grabbed his plate then sat it upon his lap. He looked at it then went back to watching me. The peice I had cut was a big slice and placed half of it in my mouth.

Itachi's hand grabbed my face and pulled it so it was aligned with his. His lips kissed over my mouth and bit down on the omlete and slurped some of it from my lips. He chewed the food and looked back up at me with a blush. I took a gulp and looked away embarrased.

"Kisame? Do you want me to feed it to you?" I turned around to see Itachi smiling coyly with a fork of food pointed at my direction. Nervously I open my mouth waiting for him to feed me. He placed the fork down and leaned on me. His lip seperated and he nibbled on the edges of my mouth. Feeling braver I lick his bottom lip and move closer to his body. Our mouths finally connect and our tongues fought for domanice. Itachi's hands slowly travel down my chest and stopped on my boxers. He moves one of his hands on the tender area and I moan in the teens mouth. My hands moved from his sides to the inside of his shirt. I felt his smooth skin in my rough hands and found one of his nipples. Lightly I squeezed the nub and felt Itachi purring in my mouth. Itachi does the same but to my bulge, which makes me the more eager. I begin to lift up his shirt but stopped when the door swung open and Konan barged in. Itachi quickly looks at the kunoichi and pushes me from the bed which makes the food splatter on the floor.

"Kisame, Itachi we still-...oh...heh..um..." She spots the awkward scene. "Soooo, would you like me to come back later?" She turned around and tried to look at something else.

"No, no, no, it's ok..." I said, embarrassed myself.

"Well, we still need to have a new member for Sasori, but there havent been any strong vollunteers, so we need you to convice a ninja to join."

"What's this up-coming-member's name?" Itachi sounded alittle aggrovated.

"Deidara of the Stone Village."


(1)Yeah, I just want to fuck you into my mattress'- kisames being sarcastic...

Yays its Sasori! Yes, there will be DeiXSaso later in the next chapters. R&R!