Wow, three updates in one night. I'm on a flippin roll! Anyway, here's an anonymous reviewer by the name of Antonia Ivanevna Braginski. Thanks for sending in your letter!
Prvyet, Inferni and Olympus!
Antonia (Siberia): Dad had me and European Russia send you letters!
Alexander (E. Russia): And even before you ask, no, I'm not Russia...
Antonia: Don't ask about him. He annoyed that I beat him in a drinking contest.
Alexander: Well, at least we don't play Russian Roulette anymore. I swear, you, Romania, and South Korea rigged that game.
Antonia: Don't blame the innocent. (Even though we so aren't.)
Alexander: So I heard you got grounded? What did you do? Have a gun fight in the center of a restaurant?
Antonia: Why do you keep bringing that up?
Alexander: And I gonna end the letter here.
~Antonia and Alexander Braginski
Dear Antonia and Alexander,
Inferni: Tell your dad thanks for me! And also tell him to send me vodka! I'm almost out and there's nothing better to do here than get drunk!
Olympus: YOU ARE NOT GETTING DRUNK AGAIN!
Inferni: D**n, don't be suck a fr**kin killjoy
Olympus: And you don't be such a psychopath…
Inferni: Hey, I take offense to that! I'm a sociopath! They actually have brains, you know. Heh, and funny you should mention Russian Roulette….that's how I got placed under house arrest…. And I didn't rig that! Romania probably did. He might have raised me, but he can be childish sometimes... And don't worry, I wouldn't blame fellow 'innocents' *evil smirk*
Olympus: I still can't believe you convinced those poor people to play that.
Inferni: Hey, it's their fault! Oh, and I did have a gun fight in the center of a restaurant. But if that's also an MCR reference…Russia has raised you well. Though I wonder why he would let you listen to American music…..
Olympus: Please, they probably don't listen to your emo music.
Inferni: D**n, you sound just like Caribbean! My Chemical Romance is not…okay, maybe it is. A little.
Olympus: I think I'll end this letter here too. Bye!
Inferni: See you two later!
I feel like that was both short and sucky. Anyway, keep sending me your reviews! I'll try to respond as soon as possible! Hasta la Pasta~