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Victim 6: Tobi
Step 1: give Tobi too much candy
Step 2: tape an orange lollipop on one side of a canyon
Step 3: make Tobi get it without going around
And tada Tobi is…. alive
Step 1 redone: acquire a sub
Step 2 redone: tie Tobi to the sub
Step 3 redone: send the sub deep into the water with Tobi tied on
Finally Tobi is… still alive (geez what does it take to kill this dude)
Step 1 redone again: (that's it if we can't kill him we will get rid of him *epic* dun dun duuuuuun mwahahahaha) put Tobi in a space shuttle
Step 2 redone again: wait till it gets super far in space
Step 3 redone again: then blow it up
Finally Tobi is dead…. "Hi Deidara-sempai Tobi is a good boy"
(THAT'S IT I GIVE UP)
Victim 7: Kakazu
Step 1: Feed him poison to kill one of his hearts
Step 2: Get Hidan to stab his second heart
Step 3: Put a genjutsu on Kakazu to make him look like Sasuke and set Itachi after him
Step 4: Make him walk in the room he and Hidan share when Hidan is changing
Step 5: tie Kakazu up then burn all his money in front of him giving him a heart attack
(mwahahahaha)
Victim 8: Zetsu
Step 1: stop watering him
Step 2: lock him in a closet with no lights on
Step 3: make him into a wilted salad and eat
(Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Zetsu salad)
Victim 6 part 2: Tobi
Step 1: torture Tobi by causing all the candy in the world to blow up
Step 2: leave Tobi alone with a knife
Step 3: Come back 1 hour later to find he killed himself
(Willingly or not HA Tobi fails)
Sorry about the long wait we both had a writers block for this story and would love to hear any character you want killed and any ideas on how to kill that character or Itachi and Hidan.
my friends note: hahahaha hey guy's don't blame this on me, it's her fault *pointing finger* so ya love you all, please don't hurt me *pleading*