The first part of this next chapter may seem pretty weird. It's because I am honesty to lazy to write that battle scene from chapter.....um....uh....-sweatdrop- GO LOOK IT UP ON ONEMANGA! lol
So with nothing further, enjoy this next chapter!
Itachi seemed to have everything under control. He obtained Leaders 'prize' and not mention Sasori's apple of his eye.
"Man, I can't believe this kid... He talks way to fucking much." Sasori lets out a sigh. I face my direction to the blonde. He was up in front talking to Itachi. I couldn't help but be a little jealous.
"What did you say when we were in the village? 'I wonder if anyone has any dibs on the kid?'" Instantly, his puppet Hiruko, began to shake, this action made me chuckle.
"That was before, I found out how annoying that BRAT is." With that said, he began to pick up speed and I hasitly pick up my pace also.
"Don't be embarrassed, this was how Kakuzu reacted when he saw Hidan." A chuckle was heard.
"Yeah, well, Kakuzu actually knows if he can have sex or not.. I don't know if it's possible for me." There was an awkward pause;
"Want me to check?" Hiruko instantly turned around and slapped me on the back of the head. Even though the pain was strong my laughter was stronger. I looked up to see Deidara and Itachi staring at us. Sasori must've been to shamed to be standing next to me and walked past the two. After I calmed down I joined him up infront also.
"Kisame...." I was alittle startled by the tone of his voice. It was...soft?
"Whats wrong Sasori no danna." He always thought it would be humorous to be called 'danna', so I would say it to him when he needed cheering up. He lets out a small chuckle.
"Do you think, Im a monster?" It was that same tone but with more sorrow. Sasori never cared about his looks since he turned into the puppet he is today.
"Of course not, your the one talking to one, why do you ask?" I let out a smile.
"Exactly after I was pass them Deidara asked and I quote, 'Who's the monster?'" I turn around to see Deidara trying to get something out of my Uchiha. Itachi slowly faced me and gave me a deathglare. I felt uneasy with the look and smiled back then turned to Sasori. "I'm going to ask Leader for a two day mission." Damn, he's taking this way to hard.
"Stop bitching. Tell you what just tell Kakuzu and the others that I did bang Itachi. That way you get your money and Kakuzu does also." Im being to generous.
"Seems fair." FAIR?!"But I will take the mission I need to get glue and suna wood.(the only wood that can withstand a sandstorm!)(1)" Sasori lets out a friendly smile and I nod, he seems like he's bipolar... After an hour of walking we arrived at the base.
"C'mon brat, we need your paper work filled out." Sasori said still in Hikaru.
"Alright, un." When they disappeared into the office I turn to Itachi.
"What do you want to do now?" He looks up at me with a blank expression.
"I have a few things in mind..." Right after he says that I grab his wrist and pull him to our room. I was very excited to show my love to Itachi. But we stopped a foot inside the room.. I look behind me to see the weasle holding onto the doorframe. "Kisame, I love your impatience but I told Deidara I would look at his art after he was done in Leader's office."
"Since when do you keep promises?" Itachi moved his head to the side with his cheeks a vivid pink.
"Since you kept mine..." I thought for a while until I remembered that day I came back from that mission with Kakuzu. 'Don't leave me.' Was that the promise? Did I agree to it? Even if I didn't give him an answer, I would have, instantly.
"Alright." I let go of his hand and lie on the bed. Itachi walks to the edge and sits himself down. He lays his head on chest and kisses my chin. I wish we had more moments like this...
"ITACHI!" Deidara yeld from down the hall. Itachi slapped my cheek and walked to the door. I rubbed the wounded flesh, was that really necessary? "Itachi no danna,un!" The blond glomped onto Itachi and clung around his neck. Just as I was about to beat the shit out of him, Itachi looked at me and shook his head. "Wei! Itachi, is this your ro-Who's that,yeah?" Deidaras cheerful voice went to a sulky pissed off one.
"Im Kisame, Itachi's partner." Before Deidara could react I grabbed Itachi away from him and pulled him to my side and wrapped my arm around his waist. "And this is our room." The Iwa-nin had an P.O. expression but blocked it off with a devilish smirk.
"Nice to meet you Ki-same...Itachi no danna lets go into my room and look at my art." And before I could react Deidara grabbed Itachi from me and pulled him out of our room.
There I stood, alone and pissed.
(1).(the only wood that can withstand a sandstorm!) lol could you imagine a ninja product like that?
I tried to make this one funny, and with some drama! sorry if you wanted a sex scene -laughs- but I dont like simple ramantic sex stories.....and sorry if you do...(I realized Im like Wilt from FHFIF) And sorry if its cliche, and confusing. -_-