Akatsuki death funny version

by Natarawolf

How to kill the akatsuki this is supposed to be funny PLEASE r&r Pein, Konan, Kisame, Sasori, Deidara, Kakazu, Zetsu, Tobi, Hidan, and Itachi all die

3. Chapter 3

Victim 9: Itachi

Step 1: Drug Itachi and send him on a walk

Step 2: find Itachi and tie him up

Step 3: cover him in meat, meat sauce, barbeque sauce etc.

Step 4: Buy a boat (if you already have a boat just skip over this step)

Step 5: start sailing into the middle of an ocean with Itachi on board (still tied up) with extra gas to get back. (Or you're screwed)

Step 6: Drop Itachi still tied up and covered in meat and sauce in the ocean (give him something so he floats in the water and doesn't sink).

Step 7: watch him SUFFER while sharks eat him alive.

Mwhahahahahahahahaha

Victim 10: Hidan

Step 1: Take away all his Jashin items.

Step 2: Keep him tied up so he can't make any sacrifices to Jashin until his immortality is taken away.

Step 3: Tie his necklace in a noose around his neck and choke him slowly laughing as he gasps for air and the life leaves his eyes.

Mwhahahahahahahaha Hidan's dead

Well folks that's it, the Akatsuki are dead and Orochimaru is already dead (in our hearts.)

Sorry it took forever I couldn't figure out how to kill Itachi and Hidan, since me and my friend cosplay them. So tell me what you think and TheRealGoodyTwoShoes's review kinda got me off writing so I just uploaded what I had for chapter 2.