Naruto and Characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto

Damn, Itachi you better watch yourself... Deidara will probably try and have his way with him. I just cant go and spy on them, Itachi would think so low of me...But KAMI, I have to find out what their doing. Zetsu! He'd help me find out what their doing! I shook out of it and ran to the 'living room' to bump into Kakuzu walking down the hall.

"Hello again Kisame." His olive eyes looked at me. I was going to responsed but took an inhale of B.O. He was just walking around with boxers on...no shirt.(hot) I gagged then stepped back.

"Fuck, Kakuzu! What hell have you been doing?" I practically screamed when I asked. He lets out a low chuckle.

"Didn't you know what was happening?" Of course I did! Just I didn't think they do that for three days!

"Yeah, yeah. I need to go see Zetsu."

"The tall green guy?" They met already?

"Yeah."

"Nice to meet another guy who enjoys eating hearts..."

"W-what?!"

"You didn't no Kisame? I have 5 hearts." Huh...confused.

"Could you tell me later. I really need to go talk to Zetsu." Kakuzu nodded and walked down the hall to his destination. I ran the opposite direction and went into the third hall way. This was Leaders and Konans hallway but since Zetsu was a really important member he was needed near them. He also had the biggest room here. When I came to his door I could feel the door radiating off heat. I did three quick knocks.

"Enter...." When I stepped in I felt the humidity wash over me. It didn't bother me of course, it was humid in the Mist-Village also. The room had varieties of plants. One section was poisonous, paralization, and halusenation plants, another section was medical and antidote plants, the last was Konan's flowers, herbs, spices, and fruit trees. Zetsu's body was connected to the wall, which probably ment he was sleeping.

"I was wondering if you can help me with something." As I closed the door behind me, his eyes opened to reveal the topaz yellow irises.

"What did you have in mind..." His husky voice always gave me a shiver.

"I was wondering if you could spy on Itachi when he's 'hanging out' with Deidara?"

"Why dont you do it yourself?" His black side responeded.

"He would probably think low of me."

"Wouldn't he think more low of you if he found out that we were doing YOUR dirty work?"

"..." I didn't really think about that. I hear a sigh.

"We would like a dead body every time you want us to spy on the Uchiha." His body moves from the wall and sits in one of his chairs.

"Could I pay you after you found out what happened?" He nods."Could you go and check out whats happening right now?" He nods again along with a sigh.

"Where do you want to meet?"

"In my room if Itachi's not there, but your room if he is." After said, he fades into the walls. With nothing else to do in there I left for the kitchen for a snack.

"Wei, Kisame-san." Konan was making her delicious curry with rice and dango(1). "Do you think you can help me with dinner?"

"Sure, Konan-san." I pulled a knife out from the drawer and cutted some vegitables with some meat. The Kitchen door swung open to reveal none other than Deidara.

"Hello, you must be the new member, Deidara." She gives a smile to the blond. What a waste of a perfectly good smile.(lol)

"Yes I am, your names Konan, right?" She nods then continues her work. His sight rests on me, and the friendly smile turns into a frown along with a glare. "Hello, Ki-same." He moves next to me and watches me work then out of no where a tongue laps up the cut bell peppers. Before I could question him, he shows me his palm. A mouth with a row teeth and tounge. He leans closer to me and focuses his eyes on me. "Im sure Itachi will find these 'handy'" His hand moves to get another vegitable and with his eyes still set on me, I move a peice of raw meat inplace of the bellpepper. His mouth snatches it up and Deidara turns to leave with a satified grin on his face. And I did as well.

(1)Konan was making her delicious curry with rice and dango- Thats sound REALLY good.-dreams-

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, I really did. Kisame seems kinda badass in this one. -grin- R&R