Naruto and Characters belong to Masashi Kishitmoto
"Thanks for the help Kisame, I can do the rest." The blue haired kunoichi smiled up at me and did what ever woman do in the kitchen. I exited the kitchen and saw Zetsu seated on the couch. His black arm rested over the top of the couch and the other on his lap.
"Kisame, if you would please follow us..." His white side spoke up. Zetsu then stood and walked toward his hallway.
"DINNER!" Konan yelled across the hall and to the other members.
"Could this wait till after dinner?"
"I suppose..." The white exhaled. "But it's kinda freakin imnportant." I nodded, it wont hurt to be patient.
"Everyone. I'd like to make a statement." Everyone at the table stopped eating and faced their leader. "We have a new member. He is bomber from the village hidden in the stones. His name is Deidara and will paired up Sasori." He looked around the table. "Who is currently not here." With the that done he sat himself down and began to eat. Everyone else did the same too. I peered across from me to see Deidara trying to get Itachi to talk. He didn't look to happy being questioned and asked to speak. Deidara's eye's flashed over to me. He glared at me and picked up a spoon full of curry.
"Itachi no danna... do you mind if I feed you?" He said in a sickening sweet voice. Itachi looked toward him with no emotion and looked at me. I stared back and looked back at my food. From the corner of my eye I saw Itachi open his mouth waiting for the food to enter his mouth. Deidara snickered and continued to do so. I watched in agony as Itachi let the food touch his lips and chew the food slowly. Instantly everyones head faced me in question. I tried consintrating on my food until I heard Itachi thank him so lovinlgy. Deidara chuckled and picked up his cup of hot tea. I stared at the liquid and waited for it to get closer to his lips.
"KYAAAAAA!" Deidara fell face forward into the spicy curry and down fell the cup of tea onto his lap. Deidara jumped from his spot and dashed to the bathroom. Samehada came at the percise time, slashing one of the legs of Deidara's chair. I waited for the laughter but it was silent. I turned my head to see the members staring into the abyss. The only one eating was Pein.
"Itachi, if your going to do something stupid, please take it out side." He said after a bite of rice. Looking to Itachi's empty seat, i felt the back of my cloak pull upwards with a swift yank.
'Fuck...'
Urg, I had a hard time with this chapter, even though it was so short. but still. PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW!