INTERLUDE

Dear Tsunade-neechan

I am sorry I left like that. Seeing Sasuke like that really got me. But don't worry now, I am really happy. I am currently in Wave country, I love it here. It's like I am finally away from the nightmare! No one here hates me, and it feels good nee-chan, really good to be able to walk down the street without being in constant fear of being attacked by the people supposed to be protecting me.

I now live in a simple little house near a forest. Kakashi insisted on finding a place that was safe enough to raise a child in. Yes we are together now. It's an amazing feeling! Just being near him fills me with so much joy! Kami I love him!

Now I am sure you want to know about the child…….. or should I say children? I am currently with three. From what Kyuu says, only one of them is Sasuke's, the other two are Kakashi's. since I am male and can't bear children naturally, we will be having a C section. They will be taken out of me at 7 months along. I can't wait to see them! They will be beautiful!

Oh while in wave we met a wolf youkai. Toumoya-san helped release Kyuu from me, and you'll never guess what! Kyuu and Toumoya are lovers! But really they are terrible, constantly bickering, but I can tell, they love each other way more than they let on, you can see it in their eyes.

I hear you finally got together with Jiraiya? Well I am sure you'll keep him in line. I also hear that you stepped down from Hokage? Tell the truth I was very surprised, well never mind it's your life, and you have served Konoha greatly, a true hero.

Well nee-chan I have to go now and save the house before it collapses, with two youkai you never know.

Love Uzumaki Naruto.

Naruto rolled up the scroll neatly, before summoning a falcon. "Hey Rei!" the falcon shook his sandy head slightly; it's piercing gold eyes watching Naruto affectionately, "Naru-chan, this goes to Tsunade I assume?"

"Yeah, can you manage it?" the old bird chuckled deeply, "hai, hai," the blonde gingerly tied the scroll to Rei's leg, before patting the majestic bird lightly. "Don't have too much fun, with Kakashi!" Naruto blushed as Rei took flight, his sand golden wings glinting in the setting sun.

He sighed softly against the wind. Leaning against the window frame and letting his eyes close. His body was enclosed by two exceptionally warm arms.

"Back so soon kaka-chan?"

"Hai Naru-chan, how was your day?"

"aa, the usual Kyuu-tou and Toumoya-chan were fighting again, I wish they would use that anger doing something more constructive,"

"And by constructive you mean what Naruto-chan?" a silver haired man entered the room, his vibrant violet eyes, glinting amusedly. Toumoya grinned at them, "Lovebirds still at it?"

Naruto giggled, "What about you and your little fox?"

"Neh, you're right why should I bother you? When I have some-"Naruto raised his hands in surrender, "Hai, Hai spare us the details!"

Kakashi grinned, his perverted grin, "Speak for yourself Naru-chan! I am open to all suggestions..."

Naruto bopped his perverted masked lover over the head, "Eh, ERO!!"

Kakashi pouted, "But you love it!"

- - Tsunade's office- -

The former Godaime sat in her former office, her fingers threaded together before her chin, her honey brown eyes staring blankly into the wall of white nothingness. Though it did not seem it, the blessed hime was smiling. She had just read her would-be brothers letter, and though shocked, she had accepted him and his new lover.

Much better than that Uchiha scum if you ask me! And what's to think Toumoya the wolf demon was with the nine tailed fox! Never has there ever been a stranger couple……well apart from Kakashi and Naruto.

She sighed blissfully,

Never thought my sweet, chibi otouto would fall for the formidable sharingan ERO Kakashi.

She let her face split into a soft heartfelt smile, as she stood, picking up a battered rucksack. She cast one more look around her former office, before vanishing in a soft poof.

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He he he, hi guys! (cowers behind Itachi plushie) DON'T HURT ME!! I had major mid terms, and I had piles and piles of homework and revision. So this is just a random interlude I wrote, and I am writing chapter 4 write now, and if my beta is as awesome as she usually is you can have the chapter by Friday.

MY CHALLENGE
I am challenging you to challenge me to a challenge! For after I finish this story I shall be bored.
the rules for the challenges I will take:
- It MUST be Harry Potter only, no crossovers
- It MUST be slash
- It should preferably a threesome

So get thinking and challenge me to a hot slashy HP fanFic!

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