That Cougar
Show: Full Metal Alchemist
Plot: After a long day at work, Roy isn't surprised that Kimblee is in his apartment. Kimblee has a surprise for the Flame Alchemist in his bathroom. Based on a scene from Talladaga Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
Part 2
"Hey short ass. I got a job for you today," Roy said as he stood in his kitchen.
"Yeah?" Ed asked; the older male peeking in his interest a bit.
Roy smirked a bit. He wasn't sure about the results were going to be of what was going to happen next. But he had only tested this out of Hughes (who had promised never to fall for one of Roy's tricks again). And the Fullmetal Alchemist was staying a while at his apartment.
"There's something I need out of my bathroom. Would you mind getting it?" Roy asked him in returned.
The blond male jumped off the couch where he had been sleeping in a hurry. The darker headed male stepped out of the kitchen to watch the other Alchemist. Once the door opened to the tiled room, a loud hissing noise came from within. A maniacal laugh sounded through the apartment as Ed shot through the apartment to cling to the older male.
"Why in the hell would you do something like that?" he yelled in Roy's face.
"Thought it would attack you first off and it just seemed like the thing to do," Roy replied as calmly as he could while still laughing at the reaction.