That Cougar
Show: Full Metal Alchemist
Plot: After a long day at work, Roy isn't surprised that Kimblee is in his apartment. Kimblee has a surprise for the Flame Alchemist in his bathroom. Based on a scene from Talladaga Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
Part 3
Days after Ed's tragic tampering with the cougar, Roy began to think of who else he could trick into going into the bathroom where he kept the large beast. He sat at the little island cabinet in his apartment; one leg crossed over the other. Papers scattered the entirety of the surface. Something kept telling him to pull a prank on Havoc. The crippled man had something coming for him. Right?
A smirk formed on Roy's face as he got up. He walked over to his phone, dialing Havoc's home number. The alchemist tapped his fingers on the counter when the phone started ringing. The cougar started to growl in the bathroom. The Flame Alchemist shot a look at the door down the hall. He hoped that it would stop when Havoc picked up the phone.
"Jean Havoc speaking...Shut up Fury!" Havoc said, yelling the last part. "I do not need your help with the phone. I'm not that damned crippled."
"Havoc. Shut up and listen to me. I need you to come to my apartment to talk about getting your legs back," Roy said nonchalant.
"Sorry Colonel. I'll be over as soon as I can. Can I bring Fury?" Havoc asked, in a normal tone.
"Just get your ass over here!" Roy yelled, slamming the phone down on the cradle.
The Colonel let a sigh slip out of his mouth. He turned to look at all the papers that he had. Great. Now he has to clean it up. Roy ran his fingers through his hair when he finally got around to picking the papers up. He put them in a neat, organized pile. The door rang and he nearly jumped. The Flame Alchemist put the papers down on the counter before going to answer the door to see Fury and Havoc
"What'd you have to say about my legs Colonel?" Havoc asked, putting a cigarette in his mouth.
"Just do a bathroom job first. Really quick actually. Fury can stay in the living room with me while you do it," Mustang said, letting the two in.
Havoc looked up at the superior officer, but shrugged. Maybe they would talk about his legs later. The colonel always had a round about way of doing things. The blond rolled to the bathroom and opened the door. A loud roar was let out of the tiled room. The smoker was pulled into the room by a large paw.
"Bad Kitty!" was all Roy and Fury heard.
"Damn. Thought it would only attack Kimblee. At least that's how I trained it," Mustang said as Havoc rolled out of the bathroom with bruises and scratches. "Oops. Sorry Havoc."
"Sorry my ass," Havoc mumbled.