Chapter 5
By Turquoise-Kitsune and her alter-ego, Raven
Unbeta-ed
Today was a day to celebrate in Konoha. It was time for the illustrious Cherry Blossom Festival, the beginning of spring. Konoha's usually rather barren roads and avenues, were decorated with all sorts of flowers, putting the Yamanaka clan on high.
But also while people were celebrating another spring, the friends of our special blonde, were eagerly awaiting his arrival. Said people were currently milling around, dressed in their best clothes, chattering quietly about their friend and how much he would have changed and about the very mysterious family.
Though happiness wasn't the word to describe the richest couple in town. The Uchiha's were currently standing together in a corner, looking quite unhappy, but for different reasons. Sasuke was upset that he was dragged outside his gloomy mansion and made stand outside in the actual sunshine,
Kami-sama! What if I get a tan?? Uchiha's don't get tans!
Sakura was also upset, though she was happy this morning when the divorce Sasuke filed was declined, no now she was unhappy because she husband was acting like he hated her. As a couple they were expected to attend together, and stay together, and Sakura wouldn't leave her husband to be mauled by his no-longer-existent fan club. But Sasuke wouldn't do anything with her, rather standing stoically, than actually communicate in anything other than monosyllables.
Sasuke grimaced, as his still-wife tried to convince him to win her a plushie toy,
"For Kami-sama, Sakura your 25 not 5, pull yourself together, have some pride, you're an Uchiha for fuck's sake!" he raged at Sakura, who whimpered and began to brawl.
"Why do you hate me?! I have loved you, and given everything you wanted!! Was I only for sex?"
She shrieked, drawing in many unimpressed looks. Behind her a cool voice spoke, before Sasuke could chide her, "Excuse me miss but I think you dropped something…"
Their attention was drawn to a pretty blonde. The blonde had longish hair, that fell straight clipped off, at mid-neck, revealing pointed elf ears. She? He? Had a very petite figure, covered up with an exquisite black kimono, with a golden obi, that matched the sun-kissed locks. The figure smirked, pure cerulean eyes, sparkling mischievously.
The crowd stared at the blonde while, Sakura said, her face still tear streaked, "What have I dropped?"
The grin spread wider, "Oh just your dignity, not that you had much to begin with,"
The people surrounding laughed at the comment, while fat tears began to once again trail down Sakura's face, shrieking, "How dare you?! I am an Uchiha!"
The blonde sneered at this, "then you'd better start acting like it, before your delightful husband sells you out like the whore you are."
Sakura scowled angrily, at the sound of laughter that taunted her, raising her fist she charged charka into it and rammed it forward, aiming for the blonde's face.
Suddenly the was a burst of smoke and Sakura's fist was clenched firmly in a gloved hand, away from the blonde's face.
"Kakashi?" a voice called, as Iruka immerged from the crowd, soon followed by several of Naruto's friends. The brunette approached his ex-lover, "what are you doing here? The last we heard of you, you had retired after a mission and refused to return, and are you wearing a kimono?"
"Ma, ma, I've been here and there, and the Kimono was forced upon be by my beautiful, but rather demonic wife," everyone listening gaped. Cool-as-a-cucumber bachelor Kakashi was married, and was wearing a kimono? They were all increasing proud of the blonde, whoever it was, anyone who could ground Kakashi, who was notorious for his one night stands, and make him commit, and let alone make him wear anything formal, was indeed a force to be reckoned with.
The blonde grimaced, "Don't call me wife, I am a man Damnit, and you will respect me as one!"
Kakashi instantly sobered up, to everyone's amazement.
A giggling voice nearby called out, "Kaa-san's got you whipped, doesn't he?"
The crowd parted to reveal three children, a smirking Tsunade and a sheepish Jiraiya.
"Oi gaki, what have I told you about leaving your kids to run amuck? Though Seiran and Tsuki are excellent at weeding out perverts," Said the old Hokage, gesturing first to a raven haired girl, about 7, with sparkling blue eyes that were so dark, they were almost black, and then a silver haired girl, the same age, with the same eyes, except with a lighter hue.
They both stood at equal height with a mischievous glint in their eye, both adorned in identical blue kimono's decorated with silver patterns. They giggled before running forward, and jumping onto their mother, who smiled happily.
"Tsunade, where is Shiro??"
She grimaced, "the brat is almost as bad as Jiraiya, Kakashi and Kyuu. I caught them all at the onsen, and proceeded to unleash my fury on them, but Kakashi, Kyuu, and Shiro escaped,"
The blonde looked horrified that his 6 year old son was peeking at woman, and chided his husband for encouraging it.
Suddenly a grim Toumoya appeared dragging both a red haired and eyed man and a younger boy with silver blonde hair, and eyes that of his mother, by their ears, Toumoya, Tsunade and the blonde proceeded to smack the crap out of the men involved, and the to sisters were also lecturing their brother, completely ignorant of the bewildered crowd.
Suddenly Gaara growled, "What the fuck's going on here?!" He turned towards the blonde, "You have been here more than an hour and you still haven't greeted me Damnit Naruto!"
As the blonde, now identified as Naruto went to hug the stoic red head, a wail of disbelief was hear. Sakura stood there twitching as all of Naruto's friends greeted him enthusiastically, and were soon drawn into conversation by the chattering blonde, even Ino.
Both Uchiha's were now learning the true meaning of Karma, as Sakura was horrified to learn that a man, and Naruto no less, was prettier than her.
While Sasuke was learning that miracles do happen, and Sakura was right this one time about Naruto finding others. Though he was more traumatized that it was Kakashi, and they had kids.
Sakura too wanted to know and voiced this loudly in that ear-splitting voice of hers.
"I can get pregnant because my honorary tou-san, the great nine tails-" he gestured to the red head being chided by Toumoya, "Gave me the ability to bare kids, in a crazy experiment the fox did out of boredom,"
"You can have kids?!" this was Sasuke's shout, he had ignored the little voice in his head, labelled Uchiha Pride, at finding that the best screw could actually have kids and could have revived his clan.
"Yup and as you can see I have three," the blonde smirked at Kyuubi before asking, "So Sasuke where are all the kids? With Sakura the whore by your side I was sure you'd be running a mad house!"
Sasuke scowled, while Sakura answered smugly, "I am pregnant, right now actually!"
Both Naruto and Kyuubi looked shocked at this,
Kyuu-tou, I thought that the contraception would make Sasuke's sperm infertile..?
she souldn't be able to have his baby under any circumstances….
But then…..?
Naruto's eyes widened with sudden realization, she isn't having his baby!
No?
No! she cheated, the bitch probably whored out some man to make her pregnant-
So the brat wouldn't leave her!
Two identical malicious grins lit up on Kyuubi and Naruto's faces.
"Really Sakura?"
"Yes and the baby will be the Uchiha heir!"
"To bad then huh, how Sasuke's sperm is infertile?"
There was an uproar of laughter, Karma had served true poetic justice.
Sasuke's eyes widened, as he whirled around to see a rapidly paling Sakura, and he knew it was true. He turned glaring toward Naruto; that little bitch!
"So what are you going to do now you whore?! The council will exile you for making me barren! Then you and you demon spawn can go fuck that stupid perverted paedophile!" Sasuke yelled, then paled realizing what he had said.
The town was left in shocked silence, after hearing the Uchiha's speech, most furious for Naruto, but the blonde just laughed cheerfully, taunting the raven.
"Please, on the contrary I believe that you will be the one most likely of being exiled, as you are no longer the last Uchiha, but the barren one."
"What?!"
"That's right bastard, you knocked me up before I left and now as I have full legal custody of my child, I highly doubt they will send me away,"
Sasuke looked horrified for not totally honourable reasons, I have a kid? That stupid bitch, if he had told me I would have left Sakura immediately for it!
"Which is it?" it was not Sasuke who asked but Sakura, "Which one is Uchiha spawn?"
A snarling Seiran answered, "I am not Uchiha spawn, I am Uzumaki-Hatake spawn!" the girl glared, along with her younger sister and brother who both were adamant that Seiran was as Uzumaki-Hatake as them, regardless of her partial Uchiha inheritance, the sharingan.
Sasuke sneered, "She is my daughter whether you like it or not, and I am sure the council will not approve of letting an Uchiha into custody of demon spawn!" the raven spat, ignoring the hateful looks he was getting.
"Well Mr. Uchiha, as I am of the newly elected council, I have no issues with Naruto looking after his kids, I am sure he will be a better father than you, and I doubt any other members are arguing with this,"
Sasuke looked up glaring into the face of the new council reps. Who all happened to be close friends of Naruto,
Oh shit….
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